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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
417 Posts |
 Posted - 10/27/2003 : 19:19:33
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my fingers now hurt
counting haiku syllables
repititive strain
For ten thousand years he slept, his mind feeding on the nightmares of the weak. Now he has awakened. As the night turned crimson, the fire-blade shattered and his power died. Then, the slaughter began... |
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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
417 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 19:22:15
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made it to page three!
call me haiku master man!
feeling mighty proud
For ten thousand years he slept, his mind feeding on the nightmares of the weak. Now he has awakened. As the night turned crimson, the fire-blade shattered and his power died. Then, the slaughter began... |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 19:33:28
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haiku boy! master!
I couldn't sleep, now here's a
haiku smorgasbord! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 22:20:39
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I had so much fun
tonight I can't wipe smile
off my face I feel
radiant manic
suffering illusion now
eating farts often : )
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 22:28:54
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sorry about the
fart joke i was in the wrong
topic arena wait
for my next haiku
about my four cats who live
with me and meow
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 23:02:51
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Oscar Wilde, and
Ares, Venus Luxury,
Bailey, cat formerly
known as Tigger
those are the names of my four
cats. They are good cats.
Man.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 03:30:09
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weary haiku thread
why won't you relax for a
minute of our time
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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
417 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 05:01:55
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haiku hangover
fingers numb and throat quite sore
no more words from me
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Tatum23
- FB Fan -
10 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 08:38:31
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Screen name is not strange
same name since 7th grade when
Scream was fave movie
In the years since then
I have become too lazy
to change my screen name
It is easier
to use the same name for all
than to keep changing
That is my story
Now it is safe for me to
Lurk in the shadows |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 11:06:03
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and here I had hoped
another eris zealot
was now among us |
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Tatum23
- FB Fan -
10 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 12:38:12
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Discordians are
Some of my closest buddies,
Eris not for me.
Adhereing strictly
To the lurking formula
I am not. Screw it.
Might I now be one
who makes the daily board posts?
Indecisiveness.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 12:59:37
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they're going higher
wind is whistling on the barbs
your head's a hammer |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 13:00:59
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frank black verse haiku
5 syllables, seven, five
in so many songs |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 13:17:54
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tatum twentythree
your flower has been plucked
there's no turning back
mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 13:21:37
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better to relax
pain subsides with dopamine
try on a warm smile ;) |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 16:10:05
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I am out the door now
I am going to master
bone machine. The song
I have spent hours in
the studio with the guy
from pavement. Four reels.
I shall talk to you
later hopefully with zest
Be good and farewell
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 21:08:52
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it went well really
well i can't wait for everyone
to listen to it
"Lulu is so cute, as cute as Floop, and she's only 3 yrs old. There is hope fout children."
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 21:15:51
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fout is a new word
little black francis taught me
only just today ;) |
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snoop_haiku
- FB Fan -
17 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 10:16:48
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my dope ass be chillin'
droppin' haiku like nothin'
on all you bitches |
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Pleasure
- FB Fan -
28 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 10:21:03
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every message board
of which i am aware of
has a haiku thread
The <b>pleasure</b>... was <b>ME</b>. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 10:22:38
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hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
Okay which one of ya is Snoop? |
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snoop_haiku
- FB Fan -
17 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 10:24:10
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maybe they got 'em
but they don't got snoop haiku
know what i mean bitch? |
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snoop_haiku
- FB Fan -
17 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 10:26:42
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all you bitches try
like the dumb hos you all be
try to be like me |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 10:31:00
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Yeah we'd be dumb hos
if we tried to be like you
spamhaiku.com
"...after a really good meal and a fine cigar even the most rabid Dark Lord is inclined to put his feet up and feel amicable towards the world, especially if it's offering him another brandy." |
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snoop_haiku
- FB Fan -
17 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 10:31:24
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ho be on my jock
bitch can't seem to get enough
thirteen inches, limp |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 13:21:47
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I'm a little late
but I have seen Wicker Men
very strange movie
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 13:24:10
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By the way people
none of these are real haikus
no nature or life
Ah fuck it, who cares
people must dig the challenge
go ahead have fun
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
Edited by - realmeanmotorscutor on 10/30/2003 13:25:08 |
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snoop_haiku
- FB Fan -
17 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2003 : 15:04:10
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yo yo moterscoot
whatchu know bout haikus, dawg?
wholelotta nothin'! |
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anazgnos
= Cult of Ray =
USA
383 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 20:29:08
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now i look outside,
it smells like it is raining
but it never is
 "the Cult of Eric: / where a man feels like a king / and a king feels like some kinda crazy super king" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 00:06:18
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Damn I am bored
Everything is shitty
We all know this now
Not me. Fuck that shit.
Let the shitty not take me.
Hey, me no shitty.
Make do. Forget it.
Bitch. Forge. Manipulate all.
Don't do it. Spread wealth.
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2003 : 18:02:51
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I looked for this thread
Tried 'Search Engine' but timed out
Web masters fix now!
'h' double-t 'p'
Colon slash slash world wide web
Dot honku dot org
I TOTIPOTENT,
Want all to check out this site
You could enjoy this
 "join the Cult Of Frank / Strong Badia second thought / be a covert spy" |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2003 : 11:58:17
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quote:
Originally posted by TOTIPOTENT
I looked for this thread
Tried 'Search Engine' but timed out
Web masters fix now!
'h' double-t 'p'
Colon slash slash world wide web
Dot honku dot org
I TOTIPOTENT,
Want all to check out this site
You could enjoy this
"join the Cult Of Frank / Strong Badia second thought / be a covert spy"
Look this way at me
This thread needs more attention
I quoted myself
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2003 : 16:58:04
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I'm looking at you
afraid to visit that link
shadowy portent
"I can't stand all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!"
 "I partied with the Cult of Frank / Bob ate all the dip" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2003 : 17:03:54
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Wierder and wierder
The sigs of Apl get now
Like, who is this Bob?
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2003 : 17:05:52
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Yesterday I was
watching tv and I saw
the Karate Kid
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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