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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
 Posted - 10/26/2003 : 09:42:37
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Here's the idea: Two horrible situations are given to you and you need to choose between them. The one you prefer gets coupled with a new choice that you make up. This has the potential to get confused with simultaneous posts so I suppose it's really just up to the people to decide which is funnier or more worth perpetuating.
I intended to couple two really gross and absurd things for the first post but I'm sure it'll get there. I just saw that DVD recorder commercial and couldn't help but think I'd rather have my parents see a tape of me having sex than being super mushy and romantic, but I'll let the next person decide between those two.
SO:
Sex video put in for family movie time
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Tape of you being puddle of romantic goo
Semper ubi sub ubi. |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2003 : 14:25:22
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Tape Of You Being Puddle Of Romantic Goo
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Your trousers being pulled down in front of friends/family/random people
Thats the best I could do. Im not to imaginative. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2003 : 14:44:08
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Tape Of You Being Puddle Of Romantic Goo
Or
Sleeping on a bed of nails
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2003 : 14:52:15
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Sleeping on a bed of nails
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Licking a dirty man's stinky feet. Ew. |
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2003 : 16:24:18
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Licking a dirty man's stinky feet
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forcing your father to try and have sex with you |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2003 : 16:55:30
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forcing your father to have sex with you
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forcing your father to fuck your dead girlfriend
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ain't it funny how the goes |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2003 : 17:07:28
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hmmm.
forcing your father to fuck your dead girlfriend
or..
performing cunnilingus on Janet Reno
mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2003 : 17:31:24
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hahahaha, wait a minute, first y'all choose to be caught being romantic over caught having sex and then you choose forcing your father you have sex with you over licking dirty feet??? hahaha, you people are messed up. did you read the rules?
Semper ubi sub ubi. |
Edited by - realmeanmotorscutor on 10/26/2003 17:32:14 |
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =
USA
408 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2003 : 23:05:43
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This isn't the 'Lesser of Two Evils' game. This is 'Would You Rather'.
To answer all the above, I would rather:
a)let the parents see a tape of me being puddle of romantic goo.
b)let the parents see a tape of me being puddle of romantic goo.
c)let the parents see a tape of me being puddle of romantic goo.
d)sleep on a bed of nails
e)definetly lick a dirty man's stinky feet
f)force my father to fuck my dead boy/girlfriend
g)perform cunnilingus on Janet Reno
So, Cunnilingus on Janet Reno or shit your pants in a public place & have it fall down your pants onto the floor so everyone sees?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 13:50:05
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Shit your pants in a public place & have it fall down your pants onto the floor so everyone sees
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Have sex with a cow
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 15:13:51
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"This isn't the 'Lesser of Two Evils' game. This is Would You Rather."
I think you could call it either, whichever you want really.
Shit down your pants for all to see
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drink 12 oz of someone elses wizzies
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 15:22:42
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drink a can of wizz
OR
have an orgy with the Golden Girls
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ain't it funny how the goes |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 16:29:49
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HAHAHA! nice LBF.
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 16:35:11
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have a orgy with the golden girls
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eat your bosses toenail clipping(does the devil have toenails?)
"Go and tell the king that the sky is falling in when its not...." |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 22:53:41
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eat my boss's toe nail clippings or
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Grab a snorkle and fetch some fins and paddle straight up his/her ass (the boss).
lmfao
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ain't it funny how the goes |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2003 : 12:24:47
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eat my boss's toe nail clippings
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drink the water from his foot massager/bath. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2003 : 12:48:32
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Eat my boss's toenail clippings
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While giving a business speech, fart loudly in front of 200 superiors and coworkers. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 15:13:15
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While giving a business speech, fart loudly in front of 200 superiors and coworkers.
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Keep trying to keep this game alive. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 16:17:46
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dang! I fear the answer.
While giving a business speech, fart loudly in front of 200 superiors and coworkers.
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Fart when lover is going down on you.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 23:05:17
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While giving a business speech, fart loudly in front of 200 superiors and coworkers
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have a jagged chop stick shoved up your urethra. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2003 : 10:24:44
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While giving a business speech, fart loudly in front of 200 superiors and coworkers
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Climb a Joshua tree naked |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2003 : 14:19:30
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Okay, just to give the game a little more chance of someone choosing something different:
While giving a business speech, fart loudly in front of 200 superiors and coworkers
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Have naked, stinky midgets sitting all over your body. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2003 : 14:28:01
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-"While giving a business speech, fart loudly in front of 200 superiors and coworkers"
Shoot, I guess I screwed it up with that one. They do say that most people fear public speaking more than death (according to many polls of people's greatest fears). Shows what polls know. |
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