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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  12:31:50  Show Profile
I don't have any snappy little poems, sorry.
But congratulations anyways,
I'm sure alot of people would like to share something with ya.

apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  12:36:40  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
JOY! cough cough, splutter...
Good goin, smoter.


Edited by - apl4eris on 10/24/2003 12:37:25
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1764 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  12:40:45  Show Profile
doesn't he still have one to go?


Semper ubi sub ubi.
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
871 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  12:41:39  Show Profile
He's building up the tension. Just like David Copperfield.
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1887 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:06:52  Show Profile  Visit ObfuscateByWill's Homepage
Wow.

When I checked in this morning you were only at about 940 or something.

Congrats.

*Shka-pow!
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1764 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:09:33  Show Profile
That's a show of will power. It'd be a feat if he just quit the board for 3 months then came back with a killer 1000th post.

Semper ubi sub ubi.
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
871 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:09:56  Show Profile
What a tease
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:16:49  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
I think he is scribbling up a scary picture or something? Or working............- nah.
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =

USA
408 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:23:24  Show Profile  Visit Johnny Yen's Homepage
wait, the swimmer hasn't done it yet? YOU COCK TEASE!

Edited by - Johnny Yen on 10/24/2003 13:26:18
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:24:43  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor

That's a show of will power. It'd be a feat if he just quit the board for 3 months then came back with a killer 1000th post.

Semper ubi sub ubi.



is that just reverse psychology to try and get swimmer to quit the board for 3 months?



mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
871 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:33:25  Show Profile
Well I'm not waiting any longer. Off to watch TV and crack open a bottle of Aussie red. PJ Harvey is on Jools Holland later tonight.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:35:00  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
Maybe the ballyhoos got em.

ta da!

Edited by - apl4eris on 10/24/2003 13:35:31
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
871 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:35:14  Show Profile
.....that's Jools Holland's TV programme for you US citizens. I don't think they're an item.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:37:43  Show Profile
wow, must be nice to already be opening a bottle of Aussie red.. it's only lunchtime here.



mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
871 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  13:40:17  Show Profile
Shit..I thought it was lunchtime. Must have dozed off. No wait...it is dark outside and I am still in England. Better start drinking.
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:01:50  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
Thanks all...here it is....

There was once a stone cutter who was dissatisfied with himself and with his position in life.

One day he passed a wealthy merchant's house. Through the open gateway, he saw many fine possessions and important visitors. "How powerful that merchant must be!" thought the stone cutter. He became very envious and wished that he could be like the merchant.

To his great surprise, he suddenly became the merchant, enjoying more luxuries and power than he had ever imagined, but envied and detested by those less wealthy than himself. Soon a high official passed by, carried in a sedan chair, accompanied by attendants and escorted by soldiers beating gongs. Everyone, no matter how wealthy, had to bow low before the procession. "How powerful that official is!" he thought. "I wish that I could be a high official!"

Then he became the high official, carried everywhere in his embroidered sedan chair, feared and hated by the people all around. It was a hot summer day, so the official felt very uncomfortable in the sticky sedan chair. He looked up at the sun. It shone proudly in the sky, unaffected by his presence. "How powerful the sun is!" he thought. "I wish that I could be the sun!"

Then he became the sun, shining fiercely down on everyone, scorching the fields, cursed by the farmers and laborers. But a huge black cloud moved between him and the earth, so that his light could no longer shine on everything below. "How powerful that storm cloud is!" he thought. "I wish that I could be a cloud!"

Then he became the cloud, flooding the fields and villages, shouted at by everyone. But soon he found that he was being pushed away by some great force, and realized that it was the wind. "How powerful it is!" he thought. "I wish that I could be the wind!"

Then he became the wind, blowing tiles off the roofs of houses, uprooting trees, feared and hated by all below him. But after a while, he ran up against something that would not move, no matter how forcefully he blew against it - a huge, towering rock. "How powerful that rock is!" he thought. "I wish that I could be a rock!"

Then he became the rock, more powerful than anything else on earth. But as he stood there, he heard the sound of a hammer pounding a chisel into the hard surface, and felt himself being changed. "What could be more powerful than I, the rock?" he thought.

He looked down and saw far below him the figure of a stone cutter.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:04:34  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
uhhhh. Paper!
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:12:28  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

uhhhh. Paper!



Dear, no.

Read the first and then last sentence again.

This was my thousandthandfirthst.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:24:14  Show Profile
ROCK!



mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:27:43  Show Profile
Sorry, I had scissors, you both lose!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:28:10  Show Profile
but... i have rock :(



mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:31:21  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
cheater ;)

Edited by - apl4eris on 10/24/2003 14:34:45
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:35:39  Show Profile
I enjoyed that story very much. Thanks Jason.


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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:35:49  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Meat cleaver takes all.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:37:49  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer

quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

uhhhh. Paper!



Dear, no.

Read the first and then last sentence again.

This was my thousandthandfirthst.

I know - it's a good story - I like it. Can't a person kid? :) Congrats on your thousandthandfirthst post and a moral to boot!

Edited by - apl4eris on 10/24/2003 14:39:13
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:43:16  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by floop

but... i have rock :(



mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen



hey you did the same thing before, you're quick though.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  14:50:12  Show Profile
that sounds very familiar Jason.
Like the fairy tale about the lumberjack who found the magic fish to grant him wishes......well kind of.
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  15:29:04  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

that sounds very familiar Jason.
Like the fairy tale about the lumberjack who found the magic fish to grant him wishes......well kind of.




You're talking crazy talk.

__________________________________________

Do you wanna touch me THEY-ER, WHEY-ER, THEY-ER
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  15:34:36  Show Profile
no no, so he wished for some coin or something brought it home, but it didn't satisfy his wife and she kept making him wish for more and more until she was Queen and anyways it all ended up backfiring, I read it to my daughter all the time ;)
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =

USA
899 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  20:23:31  Show Profile  Visit Chris Knight's Homepage
Congrats on 1000, Swimmerman.
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  20:37:01  Show Profile
Congratulations.


"Join the Cult of Mr. Potato Head / And You'll Have Buckets of Fun"
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  21:49:20  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
congratulations.

Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2003 :  23:16:52  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
Thank you. It's been a long strange trip, man.

I've always wanted to say something hippy.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2003 :  00:59:23  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Congrats on the 1012.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1439 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2003 :  05:42:26  Show Profile
congratulations jason

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2003 :  21:19:32  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer

Thank you. It's been a long strange trip, man.

I've always wanted to say something hippy.



Suddenly I think the swimmer is Hyde from "That 70's Show."
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