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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 10/12/2003 : 22:01:43
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i think i quite possibly have the cutest cat in the world.
i've seen other cats. i've had other cats. none measure up.
she does have her bad points. like biting and scratching like a crazy bitch sometimes..
but she does the cutest things.. girls, if you saw my cat, that would be the end. you'd be like, "so Floop, what does your bedroom look like?"..
anyone else want to claim that their cat is cuter than mine? just try.. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2003 : 22:16:04
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Of course there are exceptions, but plenty of cats would look good hanging from a noose.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2003 : 22:21:32
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LT,
You're just angry cause you caught too many stealing bacon from your namesake to drag it off the counter and messily eat it on the floor. ;)
Britney Spears Retypes Brains |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 00:51:32
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We just got a little kitten for my youngest sister last week, and having been a staunch anti-cat pro-canine man, this young little thing was not welcomed. Hate cats, said I. Hate 'em.
It took about 7 mins for it to warm my heart and make me reconsider my whole hatred against such things. It's one damn cute little kitten. And I play with it despite my allergies.
PS, I love the drunken Floop posts. I never thought of using the kitten as a pickup, but I'm now hiding it in my sweater next time I'm at the bar. I'll show you my kitty if you show me yours...
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 08:46:33
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
It took about 7 mins for it to warm my heart and make me reconsider my whole hatred against such things. It's one damn cute little kitten. And I play with it despite my allergies.
Give it some time, Dean. My money says the cat will eventually recapture your lost hatred.
"I joined the cult of Mayer / And blew my fucking brains out" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 10:38:42
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You're probably right. I figure the transition to cathood will probably be the nail in the coffin. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 16:22:51
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No cat beats my Squiggy.
I have 14 in total so even if you don't dig him I'm sure you'd find one.
Semper ubi sub ubi. |
Edited by - realmeanmotorscutor on 10/14/2003 16:23:20 |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 17:20:56
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Visions of a male version of the cat woman from Simpsons comes to mind.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 17:45:21
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things my kitten does that are cute:
1. when i'm laying down, she'll come and lay down on me, perpendicularly, so her hind legs are dangling on one side and her front legs are dangling on the other.. now THAT'S fucking cute.
2. she tries to immitate bird sounds when she hears birds outside. you have to hear it yourelf, but again, very cute.
3. whenever i'm taking a shit, she ALWAYS, without fail, climbs into my boxer shorts (which are around my ankles during this happening) and plays around. sticking her head through the front slot thing..
4. when i get out of the shower, she meows all cute and licks water off my leg.
5. when i come home, she's always in the window crying for me..
6. she's generally just cuter than all cats..
tell me this isn't come cute shit.
mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
Edited by - floop on 10/14/2003 17:46:57 |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 17:47:01
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your cat would get along with my rabbit
"Heaven knows I'm miserable now..." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 17:47:35
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incidentally they share nick names with the female genitalia...weird
"Heaven knows I'm miserable now..." |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 17:53:34
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Do you put the boxers back on after her asshole has been where yours goes?
I have a narcoleptic cat, he'll fall asleep in the strangest positions - usually standing up. - there is no greater cuteness.
Semper ubi sub ubi. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 23:28:32
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Yeah, I don't think I want anyone/thing around when I'm dropping pebbles in the pond. A cat at my feet/in my underwear is not something I want. That said, the rest sounds pretty cute.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 23:32:08
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| My cats all pretty much suck, although they are cute. I have three, and one of them pisses all over the place, regardless of how clean her litter box is and the fact that she was spayed a long time ago. I've been thinking of making them outdoor cats. The youngest of the three is about two years old, and since they've all been indoor cats they all share this deathly fear of the outside. I probably won't kick them out until the springtime, though, when it's warmer, and also I live near a pretty busy street and I'm worried they might get hit by a car. Chances are, I'll probably be scrubbing up cat piss for the rest of their lives. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 23:59:49
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No animal or human shall violate my sanctuary when taking a dump. Kitty in boxers, that just sounds annoying.
When I was a kid, I had a dog that liked to lick my ears and then hump my leg. Does that qualify as cute? |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 08:11:50
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Originally posted by darwin
No animal or human shall violate my sanctuary when taking a dump.
Amen!
 "I phoned the Cult of Abe / for one score and fifteen cents " |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 10:44:37
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nevermind.
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Edited by - Carolynanna on 10/15/2003 11:17:11 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 10:51:32
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my cat still rules
mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 11:17:57
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Oh my god, I think I did it, I think I posted a picture.
Quick Floop can you see it?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 11:49:15
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no, i can't
mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 11:57:25
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Okay, one more go,
(this is the first time I've been able to do this)
Okay what about now? |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 12:09:04
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nope
Semper ubi sub ubi. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 12:10:21
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Well how come I can see it?
Damn, I thought I had it this time. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 12:14:36
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Because it's on your hard drive. Email it to me and I'll post it for you.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 12:16:29
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No its not that important, I just wanted to give it another go.
I thought if I saved it to the server then......
Ahhh, I feel so inadequate :( |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 14:13:06
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Visions of a male version of the cat woman from Simpsons comes to mind.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
that is the funniest thing in that episode. the way she's just there when the train passes by to hit lisa with more cats-classic.
i love when my cats get in a bad mood for a couple of hours and wander around looking bored and pissed off, and then they'll disappear for a while, then come back with their usual spring in their step and ready to give affection to all. its that step from being little bastards to being cute balls of fluff with big eyes that makes 'em so cute.
"Trippy"-Carolynanna |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 14:19:36
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My cat may not have been the cutest, but she made the weirdest unearthly sound when she puked. Kinda like, YARReeeeeeYAAAARRRReeeeeYARRReee!
She was my best friend for 17 years.
John Bigboote! Look! They have Sweet n Low! |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 14:39:56
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I hear that glacial, one of my cats pissed in the burner to the stove only we didn't know it. ever smell cooking cat piss? It's the most unchristly thing in the world and it refuses to go away. I'd rather die a painful death than smell that ever again. It got in all our clothes and everything. It was wretched.
Semper ubi sub ubi. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 14:49:55
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i can't say i've ever smelled cooking cat piss.. but i have smelled cat piss, which i don't go out of my way to do.
there's a big difference between cat piss, and that certain "spray" that male cats emit, when they're marking their territory.
i had a female roommate back in the day (let's call her Terry, because that was her name) and she had this cat named Panther..
apparantly Panther didn't like it when i moved in, and chose, on 3 separate occasions, to "spray" on my pillows and bedding (usually late in the evening, right before i was about to go to bed)..
it's always fun sleeping on the floor without a blanket.
later on, before i moved out, Panther ran away and "Terry" (real name) came to me crying and asked me to help look for her.
it took a lot of effort for me to feign concern.
yes, "Panther! please come home!! (giggle)
mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 15:18:25
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Cat's shit in their box, swat it around, and you let them walk around on your counters, tables, and stoves. Pretty repulsive.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_011.html
"I phoned the Cult of Abe / for one score and fifteen cents " |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 15:21:16
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but they clean themselves all the time. including their paws. unlike dogs who, for the most part, are stupid.
mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 15:25:17
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my cats are so clean, you could lick 'em.
but i wouldn't, cos their longhaired and you could choke really easy on the hair.
or at least it would make you cough a lot, or you'd be uncomfortable, whatever.
"I joined the Cult of Trippy/ but i got no icon cos stupid Dean won't tell me how to make one" |
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LivER_FisH
- FB Fan -
South Africa
57 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 15:45:45
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i have to agree with floop
dogs are stupid
thats what annoys me, a cat will only
respond to its name if it likes u
a dog will respond to its name if u gave it a beating 10 mins ago
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 15:54:26
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Cats are inevitably spoiled, prissy, too-good-for-you creatures.
Dogs are just friendly and loyal. What's wrong with that?
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 16:04:58
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A cat "cleaning" itself by licking is like wiping your ass with a used tampon.
"I phoned the Cult of Abe / for one score and fifteen cents " |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 16:13:01
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cats cleaning themselves..
rubbing a bloddy tampon on you anus..
yeah, i can see how that's kind of the same.
mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
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