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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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 Posted - 01/30/2004 : 10:03:45
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| T. McClure: "Ah, sweet liquer eases the pain!" |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2004 : 06:19:10
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Originally posted by Carl
[quote]Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Heh, I think that Stitches is being sarcastic...
 Yeah, I kinda though it was common knowledge. Tony Blair just made an appearance-supposedly to boost British tourism.
Carl
I didn't know about MJ and that wasn't Tony Blair, it was Mr. Bean ;)
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2004 : 10:33:43
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| Unless, your being smart I can 100% assure you that Blair HAS done the Simpsons. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2004 : 00:01:01
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Homer thought he was Mr. Bean. hehehe
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 08:43:12
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Some funny Troy McClure stuff...the episode where Marge goes to jail, with the juicer..."Hi, I'm Troy McClure....you may remember me from such films as 'P is for psycho' and 'The president's neck is missing. Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange."(Squeezes orange against his head.)Switch to Homer at home, doing the same thing;"You mean there's another way?"
The ep. where everyone try's to be like Bart, with the Feelgood guy(Draws a circle on a blackboard)McClure;"It's like you've known me my whole life!!" |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 09:20:58
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I saw the one last night where the Simpsons go to the Flanders beach house and Lisa attempts to befriend the cool kids. Bart has them all sign her yearbook at the end and Milhouse also signs it - they are reading it in the car and Milhouse wrote "See you in the car. Best wishes, Milhouse". Man, that cracks me up.
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compuslut
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 02/13/2004 : 11:51:13
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2004 : 07:48:16
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Ralph:Lisa's Bad dancing makes my feet sad.
Nibble's...chew through my ballsac. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2004 : 09:22:08
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| Another Ralph: "My tongue tastes like burning!" |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 20:37:13
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Homer: When a woman says that nothing's wrong that means everything's wrong. When she says everything's wrong that means EVERYTHING'S wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny you better not laugh your ass off.
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mattb
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
474 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 18:46:17
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I love the simpsons more than life itself.
I'm too drunk to see if this has been mentioned before. Here are my favourite lines:
Dean: Monkeys point!
Homer: monkeys cry
Art Dealer: Homer. I have wonderful news!
Homer: Is it about pies?
This reminds me, I post on the Simpsons Collector Sector and there was someone who posted in a pixies reunion thread and said they were on this board. Are you around by any chance?
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 16:55:12
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Ha ha look at this country!....U R gay..hehehe
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. They're all lies, but they are entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer... is No.
Bart:Milhouse likes you
Lisa:Milhouse likes vaseline on toast
Soul? Come on Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul? It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 02:32:31
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"Homer! There's a man here who thinks he can help you!"
"Batman?"
"No, he's a scientist!"
"Batman's a scientist."
"It's not Batman!"
I heard Thomas Pynchon was on Simpsons at the end of January wearing a paper bag over his head, he's probably one of my favourite people on the planet. Was he any good?
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"You one of those right wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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