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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
 Posted - 10/15/2003 : 15:11:22
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Lisa: but dad, we can't touch it, it's behind a velvet rope!*strokes rope* a velvet rope...
"I joined the Cult of Trippy/ but i got no icon cos stupid Dean won't tell me how to make one" |
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 21:04:29
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"It's like I'm wearing nothing at all"--Flanders
Homer, after not remembering his skiing instructions because of Flanders shaking his ass "stupid sexy Flanders!" |
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noexx
= Cult of Ray =
361 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2003 : 22:18:10
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Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.
Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
Bart: Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here?
Leonard Nimoy: Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near.
Bart: [flippantly] Uh-huh.
Hot Dog Vendor: Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
Leonard Nimoy: Surprise me.
Lisa: I like him! He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance...
Homer: [walking by] My ears are burning.
Lisa: Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Marge: Mmm...
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2003 : 01:45:30
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I can't believe nobodies mentioned this one
Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely" |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2003 : 23:31:46
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At Epcot
Welcome to the electric car ride, brought to you by the gasoline producers of America.
the Simpsons get in the car on the track. car slowly inches forward. car speaks weakly:
Hello. I can't go very far or very fast and if you drive me people will think you're gay.
gay robots in hotpants chant on the sidewalk
One of us! One of us!
Semper ubi sub ubi. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2003 : 17:02:02
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Hey, who's the idiot who put this in the games section anyhow?
Semper ubi sub ubi. |
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humpy-wheeler
- FB Fan -
USA
37 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2003 : 18:21:24
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Homer's voice on their answering machine to the tune of "Do the Hustle"
"LEAVE A MESSAGE! det du det du det det du det det" <flute sounds following
Mr. Burns: "Release the robotic Richard Simmons."
Krusty being asked to perform for a charity event:
"Charity huh? What's my cut? NOTHIN! I make more than that takin' a schmitz! |
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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *
Austria
1036 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2003 : 16:42:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Doog
*Bart fantasisng of a future of being a gigantic fat dude surrounded by reporters*
"Ahh wash maself with a raaaaaag on a sti-yuck"
That always makes me piss myself, too funny.
yep, i was going to quote the second one ... this was really a highlight |
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wicklepich
- FB Fan -
USA
5 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 13:11:23
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Homer making a snow angel gets up to see the shape of a devil with horns and pointy tail
"ahhh, why does that always happen" |
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andyn
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
169 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 07:31:25
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Chief Wiggum reporting a fleeing driver over his radio with "Subject is hatless...repeat...hatless."
Homer to Bart, after not winning the lottery; "If you were seventeen, I'd be rich by now. But NOOOOO....you had to be TEN!"
When Homer invents a gun to apply makeup with;
MARGE - "Women won't like being shot in the face, Homer."
HOMER - "Women will like what I tell them to like."
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 17:16:58
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Just dial 1-900-DOCTORB.....the B is for BARGAIN!
And now, your moment of zen... |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 18:26:32
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Lisa (reading): Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB. What's that extra B for?
Homer: It's a typo.
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 10:11:43
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Stupid Sexy Flanders.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 22:00:39
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Homer: When I was your age, I wanted a baseball mit so bad that I held my breath till I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor said I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 06:45:22
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Reviewer (upset that Homer, now a food critic, is praising everything): Everything's a rave! NINE thumbs up?! What the hell is that?!
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 07:48:32
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HELP ME JEBUS!!
And now, your moment of zen... |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 13:32:54
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I'm not sure of the exact quotes, but everything that Lugash says when Lisa becomes a gymnast to help her gym grade.
"Lugash: You have god's greatest gift, big head."
"Lugash:Good work today girls, heres cats back now.
Gynast Girl:But I had a dog.
Lugash: Is cat now."
A great episode, one of my favorites.
 "Join the Cult of Chad/ His angst-ridden voice can incite mosh pits so vicious that shirts have been torn."
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 13:40:39
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Hahaha, yes, Lugash is hilarious. I think the line is something like "here's cats back, good as new" or "alive and well" or something.
Best gymnastics teacher ever.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 21:02:32
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Great episode? Yeesh.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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andyn
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
169 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2003 : 04:51:56
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One of my favourites...
Homer, upon being told that Lisa has invented a perpetual motion device;
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" |
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Rory Calhoun
- FB Fan -
0 Posts |
Posted - 12/23/2003 : 14:52:13
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Wiggum: Oh...gee...I'm directly under the earth's sun.......Now!
Homer: Stupid TV! Be more funny!
Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something, something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Carl: Way to play the bosses head like a bongo, Homer.
Bart: It's craptacular.
Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy
Judge: You mean a mistrial
Hutz: That's why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy
Selma: Get your aunt a beer smoothie.
Homer: So Lenny says, hehe, get this...a little slow! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 12/23/2003 : 15:22:51
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Look at him, standing there, on his hind legs... like a little Rory Calhoun.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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hobobumsteak
- FB Fan -
USA
21 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2004 : 00:12:31
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Frink: "This isn't the Mosterometer, it's the Frog-exaggerator!"
Lawn cigar anyone? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2004 : 06:29:58
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Homer: "That's a load of rich creamery butter"
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2004 : 09:35:06
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comic book guy: "worst episode ever. I was on the internet registering my disgust within minutes"
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MAMASAYMAMASAMAMACOOSA |
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noodlebrain
- FB Fan -
USA
27 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2004 : 20:21:51
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| I bent my Wookie! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 06:41:14
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Hmmm, too many great lines.But just a couple:The one where Homer lands in the Nuclear Power thingy and stops it from exploding:
BART: "I FIND IT IRONIC THAT FOR ONCE DAD'S BUTT PREVENTED THE RELEASE OF TOXIC GASES"
The one where Bart makes dogfood-meatballs for principle Skinner and sticks American flags in them.
HOMER: "AH, A FRESH BATCH OF AMERICA BALLS!"
He eats them, of course....
Also, a great Comic Store Guy line;
"ARE YOU THE INVENTOR OF HI AND LOIS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING ME LAUGH"
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marcusb
= Cult of Ray =
USA
308 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 08:27:04
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Homer: "Larry Flynt is right!" (in response to something Stephen Hawking said)
I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 05:08:12
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Hey, does anybody remember the "Do the Bartman" video, when Bart is reincarnated into a snail...
 "I met a man/ he was a good man" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 05:17:39
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Or was it called "Deep deep trouble" ?
"I met a man/ he was a good man" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 05:20:19
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I know so many Simpsons quotes by heart, but unfortunately, in French. However, although I always try to see the original version of movies etc. , I must say the French version of the Simpsons is really good.
"I met a man/ he was a good man" |
Edited by - Adnan_le_Terrible on 01/08/2004 05:21:39 |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 05:25:15
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Viva le Simpsons!
Carl |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 06:21:18
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Did you know the Micheal Jackson actually wrote Do The Bartman? I just found that out chatting with Groening the other day...
... and by chatting I mean listening to the DVD audio commentary. Oh, if only I were as cool as I pretend to be.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 07:08:23
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Did you know the Micheal Jackson actually wrote Do The Bartman? I just found that out chatting with Groening the other day...
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
You mean with Matt ?
"I met a man/ he was a good man" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 07:57:08
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Yeah, we're on a first-name, I just said Groening so you would all know who I'm talking about. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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