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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 09/20/2003 : 13:55:43
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i was doing my laundry today at my local laundromat. when i got my clothes out of the washing machines, ready to transfer to the dryers, there was a full-on fucking USED diaper in one of my batches of clothes..
i know i checked to see if there was anything in the machines before i put my clothes in.
either i missed it, or someone has some serious social issues, or someone (a single mother perhaps) is actively out to get me.
either way, it goes without saying, i was not pleased. |
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miguel
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 09/20/2003 : 19:01:39
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| ehh gawd.. you were baby poohed. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2003 : 19:15:29
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| Maybe you stepped on it and it was stuck to your sock? |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2003 : 20:19:46
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Yes.
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Someone poopified your laundry while you weren't paying attention. You are partially to blame for not monitoring your laundry's complete cycle, however, this is not considered a crime, but shows an urge to free the mind from monotonty and boredom, which is a good thing. However, pooping floop's laundry- pooping Floop's laundry is a fucking crime It makes me want to get drunk and rebel.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2003 : 23:29:36
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Ewww. Sorry, Floop! "pooping floop's laundry" is pretty damn funny, though, Little Black Francis!
I'm sure this pales in comparison, but Eris had her way with us this week.
Someone stuck a used dishwasher in our driveway....WTF??!! Maybe the used dishwasher could come in handy for Floop's laundry problem - I know we're not going to use it. You want it Floop? Otherwise we'e thinking about ebaying it. Hey! You could auction your dirty diaper on ebay, complete with some wacked-out story about it appearing from out of nowhere and -smack!- into your laundry!
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 07:47:26
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Hey floop, guess what I had for dinner. Hint: it did not involve baby poop.
 "The Cult of Raymond" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 10:19:10
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what the fuck is going on in the universe? a dirty diaper winds up in my laundry. apl4eris finds a dishwasher in her driveway.. is this some kind of sign that the apocalypse is coming?
to the best of my knowledge i don't have any infants.. i don't know how the hell it got in there but i gotta say, it wasn't what i wanted to see when i was pulling out my clothes and this sopping, shit-stained diaper flops out. i don't recommend it.
try saying "pooping floop's laundry" ten times really fast.
so BLT, did you go to Ribs USA?
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 09/21/2003 : 11:40:45
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Originally posted by floop
so BLT, did you go to Ribs USA?
Bingo.
"The Cult of Raymond" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 13:22:36
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can i just say how much i love Ribs USA (hey, this is my thread, so i can go off topic).. i fucking love that place! despite the fact that with each Ron Boldt's Barbeque Bacon Cheesburger, i'm inching closer and closer to a grisly, heart-failure style death, i can't stop going there.
when i go there i don't feel like i'm LA. i feel like could be in Texas or something.. and the waitresses are all great (especially the one cute one. you know who i'm talking about BLT)..
anyway, back to baby poo..
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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
895 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 14:50:27
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Fucking Laundromats! There are signs everywhere saying 'Do Not Use Bleach in Machines' .... I did a load of dark clothes, lo and behold, there are spots all over them. The next week, I go early and notice that the bitch that works there is putting fucking bleach in the wash.....another thing is the near-fights you can get into if dryers are limited.
Floop: Take my advice; obtain some diarrhea, the more liquid the better, put it in a spray bottle and go back to the laundromat and go to work on everyone's dryer.....you may get the perps. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 15:06:27
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 It's still a good sign/by any standard |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 17:40:18
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Are we talking a disposible diaper or a cloth diaper?
It may shock non-parents, but dirty diapers do go into the wash. And the washers clean them off (usually using 2 cycles). That's the washer's purpose in life. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 18:00:17
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i'm talking disposable diaper.
that's why i think this has all the earmarks of a hate crime. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 18:14:04
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this may sound weird, cause i don't have kids -yet- but where in the world can you get cloth diapers anymore? my mom used em on me and all my siblings, but that was long ago, and i thought they were a relic. darn platic crappers clogging up the landfills, but i'm not here to whine about the environment...the reason i ask is that they are really good for use (unused, anyway) in the studio (painting/stone litho) and i haven't seen them anywhere.
"Toynbee ideas in Kubrick's 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter"
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 19:15:27
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I cloth-diapered my kid for almost three years. You get the best ones online. Think I got mine from www.weebees.com. They also have them at Target, but they're not as thick. Old diapers are very useful around the house.
I, thank heavens, am no longer at the mercy of the vagaries of fortune that attend the usage of laundromats, but one incident still stands out in my mind: I was transferring my clothes from washer to dryer and it took a few trips. While I went back to the washer for load #2, this wizened little old man made a bee-line for my dryer, started pawing through it, and immediately seized upon a pair of panties. He just kind of stood there feeling them until I could get back to him and say, "Um, hey, those aren't yours." I hate laundromats.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 21:08:44
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Oh, wow. That's pretty creepy, mere. Brings back all those lovely laundromat memories. Scuzzy couples disappearing for an hour into the single unisex bathroom. Funny smells. Staring strangers. But, wow. That takes all. ick! Shame on him.
Thanks a bunch for the info on those cloth diapers - I thought they'd gone the way of the doo doo... >rimshot< ...now I'm feeling pretty sheepish.
"Toynbee ideas in Kubrick's 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 21:30:05
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i dream of the day when i'll own my own washer and dryer.. that's pretty much all i aspire towards in life.
frank black francis - i've considered your idea, and i think it's a good one, in theory, but i've come to the conclusion that it would actually be more unpleasant for me than for the alleged perpetrators. when you consider all the logistics involved in, first, obtaining diarrhea.. THEN getting it into a squirt bottle.. THEN having to carry it around with you.. i get a little squemish when it comes to handling diarrhea..
a commendable suggestion nonetheless..
on an unrelated note: does anyone else HATE the word "panties"? that's one word that i refuse to use in everyday conversation.. i don't know what it is.. because i like panties, per se.. on girls, off girls.. but i can't stand that word.
panties.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/21/2003 : 22:25:06
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I always wondered if there were someone out there that shared that same abhorrence toward that nasty word...
It just sounds gross. Much moreso than any other word regarding anything remotely related to a woman. Just saying it sounds dirty...
I knew a girl once from work who hated the word "nipple." That word doesn't bother me, but at work everyone used to use the word superfluously. She was a waitress, and the cooks would say, "...hey Ricki, your nipple's up..." or "...Ricki, I need you to run this nipple to F-5..." They were stupid jokes, but they sure did succeed in playing off of her hatred of that word.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2003 : 23:21:02
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Cloth diapers actually aren't too uncommon, at least here in Northern California (getting completely away from the original topic). We bought ours from some Canadian company. Surprisingly, they work so much better than the disposibles (except that you can't throw them away when your out). They don't leak as much and they save you much money. However, our washer/dryer seem to be constantly running.
Another unnecessary note: baby poop (particularly breastfed babies) isn't nearly as gross as adult poop |
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I Punch Babies
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Posted - 09/22/2003 : 00:30:22
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You can't sit back and let babies do that to you.
You need to find the baby that pooped in that diaper and punch it!!! |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 13:57:15
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Those babies...
Lil' bastards just throw their shit wherever they damn well please...never mind if it's someone's laundry or not. Like monkeys, they are!!!
I agree with darwin about baby poop. If you really hated someone, floop, you could get back at them in a really nasty way by leaving one of your own in their laundry. Or, shit in a bag, set it on fire, and leave it on your enemies front porch. Remember, though...run like hell!!!
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 14:28:20
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
on an unrelated note: does anyone else HATE the word "panties"? that's one word that i refuse to use in everyday conversation.. i don't know what it is.. because i like panties, per se.. on girls, off girls.. but i can't stand that word.
panties.
uhhhhhh.
Y'know, I hate the word "panties" too. I actually paused in my earlier post before typing it. I always just say "underwear" but for the purposes of the story, I think "panties" makes it sound dirtier. I have a male friend who can say the phrase "ladies underpanties" in this pervy voice that makes it sound like the filthiest thing in the world. You just can't do that to good old undies.
apl4eris: I'd forgotten about the couples that disappeared into the bathrooms, but yep, now it's all coming back to me. If I ever decide to edit my one and only shot at playwriting (it's a piece of crap and it's set in a laundromat), I'm adding that.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
Edited by - mereubu on 09/22/2003 16:32:30 |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
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Posted - 09/22/2003 : 15:42:11
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"Panties" is a word I seldom use. It's weird, can't explain it.
 "I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 16:01:19
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quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
"Panties" is a word I seldom use. It's weird, can't explain it.
I prefer "pantaloons".
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 16:32:50
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I believe that "bloomers" is the more modern term.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 18:17:43
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Nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 09/22/2003 : 18:23:06
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I can't imagine a context in which I would feel 100% completely relaxed whilst using the word panties. Maybe in wal-mart, likehere, "We just passed the panties section." Or if I was having kinky, fun sex, I might say it in a jokingly way, however, I would hesitate for a moment wondering if the girl was going to be like, "Dude, I can't fucking beleive you just said panties." I acutally kinda' like the word though. Hmm...
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/22/2003 : 18:49:37
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Try this. See how awkward you can make sex the next time you have it. Tell the girl verbally, using these words, that you are extremely aroused and wish her to remove her panties so that you might have sexual intercourse. Say it in your most aroused, husky voice. See what she says and report back.
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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 09/22/2003 : 19:07:19
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Maybe you could also follow up panties with "brassiere."
"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 19:08:54
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I also do not like to use the word "panties," as discussed in this post. I don't know, it's such an embarassing word, you know? I wouldn't say it's a disgusting word, as there are far worse words...new thread time!
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 19:43:50
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I think that "panties" is even worse in the singular. I remember that, at one point, I used to buy underwear at Dillard's department store, and they would give you this punch card; buy ten pairs of undies, get the 11th free. And at the top of the card, it said "Dillard Panty Club." Also, a local health food store called Nature's Pantry frequently shows up on my credit card bill as Nature's Panty. I've tried to get the store owner to see the humor in this, but she won't smile. I may be ready to knock the 'r' out of their sign.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 22:26:30
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Speaking of vandalizing signs, there's this company called "Tucker" or something or other along I-81, and every time I pass buy it, I have a fantasy of changing the lighted sign to "Fucker" one night, and I go as far as figuring out how I would get rid of the light from the left top of the T and add light to the middle to make it an F...
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Did anyone else have to give up their first born?" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 01:43:41
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I have no problem with the word panties, and use it ocassionally. Could this be the reason I'm perenially single? Perhaps. Maybe it's the smell. "Nature's Panty". Now that is hilarious. It doesn't really sound like an erotic store, but there is certainly something not right there. The kids down at Visa HQ must have a great time trying to figure it out. "Another $40 worth of some kinda of Herbal Cream from Nature's Panty, she's a strange one alright".
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astrology
= Cult of Ray =
Saint Lucia
252 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 22:55:10
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DEAR FRIENDS, IN SPAIN ANY CRIME IS PUNISHED ALLWAYS
SO MY HATE CRIME IS TEHN FOLLOWING, ANY TIME I GET IN A MSN CHAT, AND TAKE A LOOK AT
SPANISH SPEAKING TEENAGER AREA I SEE SOME ROOMS PROMOTING PORNO MATERIAL USING CHILDREN, IT THRE MORE HATE TO BE IN THIS FOR THE MONEY
WELL IN MY COUTRY WE MUST WRITE THESE THINGS BACKED BY SOMETHING, OF COURSE SOMEONE
HAS PUT A PAPER SIGNED BY HIM TELLING A JUZGE THIS IS GOING OF IN MSN CHATROOMS AND WITHOUT AGE RESTRICTIONS,
WIIL SEE YOUR COMMENTS
MORE HATE AVAILABLE?
ADIOS
DAVID
SEVILLA
get me to lemouria
and vaya usted con Dios.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
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Posted - 09/27/2003 : 04:53:30
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i feel bad sayin this after astrology's last post, but another horrible word for womens underwear is 'knickers', probably the most used phrase for these garments in both the uk and ireland.
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 09/27/2003 : 06:25:11
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How bout "Freud's mommy basket"?
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