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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =

USA
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Posted - 09/18/2003 :  12:16:43  Show Profile
This is delicious for music elitists (like most of us here?). Listening to Justin Timberlake can in fact kill you...Please, kids, DONT sing along to Justin Timberlake, Mother Nature just doesn't like it at ALL...

Driver crashes after bee flies into mouth
Thursday, September 18, 2003

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

DAYS CREEK, Ore. -- A Winston man told police he crashed his car after a bee flew into his mouth while he was singing along with Justin Timberlake's song "Rock Your Body" on the radio.

A Douglas County sheriff's spokeswoman said John L. Nunes, 19, was trying to get rid of the bee or yellow jacket when his car hit a tree.

"I kind of panicked and went off the road," Nunes said yesterday.

He was taken by ambulance to Mercy Medical Center in Roseburg.

"I had to get a stitch in my tongue, and I got a gash on my left ankle," Nunes said. The tongue injury was from his teeth, not the bee, he said.

El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  12:36:06  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Now he's in danger of getting the shit beat out of him by his friends for singing along to a Justin Timberlake song.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / Did anyone else have to give up their first born?"
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  12:58:51  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
The thing that's funny to me is how come he had to mention what song he was singing along to anyway?

I mean, does he want Timberlake to pay his medical bills or something?

He could have easily said, I was singing along to Led Zepplin's Black Dog when a Hummingbird flew in my mouth.

It sounds a lot cooler that way.
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =

USA
725 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  13:03:41  Show Profile
true Swimmer, but that's the tragedy, he thinks TIMBERLAKE IS COOL!!! He probably thought the cops would say, "Ohhhhh, Rock My Body, how could you resist?!?!"
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  13:11:09  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Dallas

true Swimmer, but that's the tragedy, he thinks TIMBERLAKE IS COOL!!! He probably thought the cops would say, "Ohhhhh, Rock My Body, how could you resist?!?!"



It just blows what little mind I have left.

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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  13:18:40  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
This is the funniest thing I have read all day. Apparently the bee was a big JT fan. Heh.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
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Posted - 09/18/2003 :  13:47:09  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage
OK, now, what's the deal with Timberlake? Rock Your Body actually IS a great song. I like this guy.


Denis

"I'm in the Cult of Frank/Now how the hell do I get out?"
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ramona
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USA
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Posted - 09/18/2003 :  13:50:48  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
I think Rock Your Body has a subliminal message - you can't NOT get the song in your head once you hear about it. IMHO, Justin Timberlake is very boring and predictable. He's like a whitebread mayonnaise sandwich and I think there are people who do what he does, much better than how he does it.

Feh.
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =

USA
725 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  14:00:00  Show Profile
I'm against any of these people who completely 'correct' their vocal electronically on CD's to the point that they can never sing live. Just up there on stage PRETENDING to be singing. Its bizarre if you ask me.

What the hell IS a Janet Jackson or Brittany Spears 'performance' anyway? Its not a concert, its some sort of performance, but, it is not a concert if you arent playing music live. They are like record release parties or something. NSYNC, Justin, whatever, they are all ACTORS, not musicians IMHO...
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 09/18/2003 :  14:03:36  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage

quote:
Originally posted by vilainde

OK, now, what's the deal with Timberlake? Rock Your Body actually IS a great song. I like this guy.


Denis

"I'm in the Cult of Frank/Now how the hell do I get out?"



quote:
Originally posted by ramona

I think Rock Your Body has a subliminal message - you can't NOT get the song in your head once you hear about it. IMHO, Justin Timberlake is very boring and predictable. He's like a whitebread mayonnaise sandwich and I think there are people who do what he does, much better than how he does it.

Feh.



Man, you french guys continue to impress us with your style and taste.

Incriminate yourself some more.

(In a Pepe Le Pew voice - oh no no no, sacre bleu, I would nevair eat a white bread sandweech with, how do you say, Mayonaisse, but I WOULD tell everyone I am a fan of the littal white boy from N'Sync.)
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  20:32:27  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
I liked "Rock Your Body" a lot more when Michael Jackson wrote it circa "Off The Wall" 20+ years ago.


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ProverbialCereal
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USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  20:37:10  Show Profile
If I was in the mood, I'd dish up a graphic to go along with this story. Maybe tomorrow.


"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green"
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