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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
 Posted - 09/16/2003 : 08:59:49
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On the "The King Holds Court" Forum
quote]Originally posted by El Barto
I can't believe there are people actually defending this guy and thanking him as if he were the real Frank Black. I guess some of you are relatively new to the internet...
He obviously has some sort of inside info. Of all things, he's posting from AOL, so there you go.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes"
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Looks like you were way wrong. Again.
[MOVED..how do you like them apples, bitch?] |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:01:31
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swimmer, may i ask why the problem with jim lately? just curious...
-brian |
Edited by - Broken Face on 09/16/2003 09:01:58 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:03:03
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:03:57
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Really. Maybe you should take your anger to email or better yet, just ignore each other.
How old are we people? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:07:51
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well i'm 16, i'm allowed to be angry.
grr. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:09:58
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
swimmer, may i ask why the problem with jim lately? juts curious...
-brian
Yes you can and did ask.
He's an airbag and I like puncturing holes in him whenever I can.
I guess I'm just a "prick". So be it.
He can blah blah blah and move posts and delete posts and set up his little web cam so we can all see him and he can tell us his hopes and aspirations and use words like fucktard and everyone can get all chummy and be constantly reminded by El himself that he's such a great guy and I am a meanie for picking on him but you know what, I'm tired of it and don't feel like playing along anymore.
He's a windbag and I like to deflate his sails. I guess I'M the bad guy.
Superman had Lex Luthor
Batman had the Joker
Green Lantern had Sinestro
and Jake had the fatman.
El Barto is now my mortal enemy. That's all. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:52:00
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I've always wanted a mortal enemy.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:53:08
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:54:10
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i have one - he's a bastard - i actually prefer the term "arch nemesis" moreso than "mortal enemy"
-brian |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:54:16
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Heh, consider it done. But now you can no longer look forward to our Edmonton visit as it may/will include your death and several bags of Doritos.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:58:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
i have one - he's a bastard - i actually prefer the term "arch nemesis" moreso than "mortal enemy"
-brian
That's it...YES he is my Arch-Nemesis.
I like that better.
Muhawhahahahahahahamuhaha |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 10:14:33
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I'm not the only one eating crow. Chances of him being who he actually said he was were slim, nothing but the info pointed to him being the real FB...typing styles, username, IP, all different. It's the internet.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And uh...the swimmer sucks dick for busfair" |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 10:29:03
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
I'm not the only one eating crow. Chances of him being who he actually said he was were slim, nothing but the info pointed to him being the real FB...typing styles, username, IP, all different. It's the internet.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And uh...the swimmer sucks dick for busfair"
You weren't the only one. You were just the only one who I wanted to ridicule in public.
You're a bag of wind.
All you do is blow all the time. Blow here, blow there, blow everywhere. And then when you get taken on by somebody you say things like "How do you like them apples, bitch." like a whiny kid. A whiny kid that has been given the power to move posts around is still a whiny kid.
You make me laugh. That's why I enjoy doing this. I like to see your next tirade and you're next cuss word.
It's all so intelligent. We should all take lessons. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 10:48:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
i have one - he's a bastard - i actually prefer the term "arch nemesis" moreso than "mortal enemy"
-brian
I dig the arch nemesis, mostly because I love to pluralize it. My arch nemesi.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
819 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 10:56:47
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quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
You make me laugh. That's why I enjoy doing this. I like to see your next tirade and you're next cuss word.
It's all so intelligent. We should all take lessons.
You know, you're absolutely right.
Read that over and sign up for intelligent grammar lessons.
Honestly, how could you screw up a word you had used two seconds earlier?
Nothing is ever something. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 11:01:44
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So you want another one,
hey Mere we need another nemesis so that Dean can have nemesi. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 11:03:05
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No, it can't be mere. I have a secret crush on her.
Oh dear. I shouldn't have said that it was secret. And I certainly shouldn't have said that it was a crush. It's too cold around here.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 11:04:45
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He's flawed, mentally. I'm proud to have an arch nemesis who has a 6th grade grammar level. What a tool.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And uh...the swimmer sucks dick for busfair" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 11:22:50
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Okay then maybe Jessie, its illegal for you to have a crush on her.
Hey Jessie..... |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 11:36:29
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Besides, I'm already spoke fer. My forum archnemesis is J Mascis. I can spar with no other besides the Jazzmaster.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 12:09:26
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
He's flawed, mentally. I'm proud to have an arch nemesis who has a 6th grade grammar level. What a tool.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And uh...the swimmer sucks dick for busfair"
Wow. I was shut down by that. Don't know how I'll survive. Isn't that what people who can't say anything else on the internet resort to...typing mistakes being the reason they are so much smarter.
El Barto, you are a weiner. A very idiotic weiner. Calling you a dick would cause some sort of mental connotation that your male genitalia is developed in some way.
But it's not.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 12:14:58
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Okay then maybe Jessie, its illegal for you to have a crush on her.
Hey Jessie.....
OK she can be my other nemesis, but only 'till she turns 18. Then she's going to strip for my belated birthday. Now if that doesn't make her my nemesis, nothing will...
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 13:28:24
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(I did this in photoshop and the whole time I didn't even notice Jim already acknowledged his dislike of the swimmer at the bottom)
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / But I got tired of hovering." |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 14:00:07
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quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
(I did this in photoshop and the whole time I didn't even notice Jim already acknowledged his dislike of the swimmer at the bottom)
"I joined the Cult of Frank / But I got tired of hovering."
He's almost got that little NSYNC "just-so" shaved beard thing happening. Like a 14 year old experimenting with their new facial hair.
El Barto is Dope.
Whattup, El B.
And the requisite combed forward product infused receding hairline.
What a catch ladies.
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Oh, and El Barto sucks dick for....well for nothing. He just seems to enjoy it a lot. And in fact, it's the best time because it's the only time he ever shuts up. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 14:05:43
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Jason,
making fun of someone based on their appearance is not cool.
Carolyn |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 14:15:41
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Jason,
making fun of someone based on their appearance is not cool.
Carolyn
Well, see, you see, that's part of the problem. He put it out there. He said, look at me, look at my webcam, look at what I'm doing when I sit in front of the computer.
This is my reaction to it.
I don't want to make you mad or whatever, but putting in your signature that the swimmer sucks dick for busfair isn't so cool either.
Where's your post to him about that? Or doesn't that count.
He's a walking stereotype and he needs to get a new angle.
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Oh, and El Barto sucks dick for....well for nothing. He just seems to enjoy it a lot. And in fact, it's the best time because it's the only time he ever shuts up. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 14:20:33
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I'm not mad or anything.
I don't care what kind of names you call eachother.
I just hate when people judge me by my appearance and I bet you do too.
Now go and be a good boy ;) |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 14:26:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Okay then maybe Jessie, its illegal for you to have a crush on her.
Hey Jessie.....
OK she can be my other nemesis, but only 'till she turns 18. Then she's going to strip for my belated birthday. Now if that doesn't make her my nemesis, nothing will...
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
well, a year being a nemisis ain't bad. count me in, but then the clothes come off.
and jason, jim really is a catch, a catch of fish!*insert fran the nannie laugh*
no, but seriously, i'd strip fer him. but i'm strippin fer dean so take from that what you will.
"In the Cult of Frank/it pays off to be an 'Irish Chick'" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 15:18:26
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Whoa? Was that a cut? Do I care? The fact of the matter is, no, if you hate me but strip for me anyway, I can deal with it. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 15:46:52
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who's a bigger fag? a moron or the gimp that makes a thread about the moron? |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 15:55:05
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quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
who's a bigger fag? a moron or the gimp that makes a thread about the moron?
I think the answer is you Ebb.
And by the way...who fucking asked you, you ignorant piece of shit?
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Oh, and El Barto sucks dick for....well for nothing. He just seems to enjoy it a lot. And in fact, it's the best time because it's the only time he ever shuts up. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 16:24:12
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I actually asked him that exact question in an email:
Dear Mr. Vicious,
As a rabid fan of your straight-ahead "everyone's a jackass" approach to conversation, I wanted to know your take on the following moral quandry: who's a bigger fag? A moron, or the gimp that makes a thread about the moron?
Thank-you very much for your time in expediting the requested solution to this dilemma.
Regards,
Cult O. Frank
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 16:28:46
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CoF - pure comedy gold right there
-brian |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 17:24:53
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Woohoo! Battle-mania!!
Where's DruggedBunny!! Get yo ass in here man, i'm gonna lay the smack down on your home town..whoooaaa yeah!!
Scroll button, oh yeah, like that heart attack.
(Can you guys lay off the homophobic insults tho..this is a 21st century message board..and ladies..would you suck the dick of a guy who belittles other guys who suck dicks?)
"We've got Dean to thank / For this Cult of Frank" |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 17:27:41
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quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
[brI think the answer is you Ebb.
And by the way...who fucking asked you, you ignorant piece of shit?
well you see this is a public forum and when you post something here you are inviting everyone to reply.
kind of like when you sit on the receiving side of a glory hole. but you already know very well what to do with the cocks that stick through the other side, as anyone who has seen the video knows.
edit: it's not so much "everyone's a jackass" as it is "everyone's a fucking downy cunt and i'm a jackass."
ps - for those that don't know "downy" is slang for someone who suffers from down syndrome. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 18:31:36
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[quote]Originally posted by Carolynanna
Jason,
making fun of someone based on their appearance is not cool.
I agree Carolyanna...HOWEVER I do have to state my delight in the fact that El Barto is EXACTLY as I pictured him!!! And although I wont totally jump onto SWIMMER's bandwagon of flamehate, I will agree about the "whiney kid" comparison and abuse of moving-posts-power...not to mention the septic stagnation of his limited and irreverent language (which usually crosses the threshold of internet manner standards...and in turn, is usually dealt with accordingly...but apparently NOT here). Now, before I lose completely out to this vapid thread, I will hold the rest of my tongue.
BUT I do offer TWO suggestions for our leading men:
ONE: SWIMMER, maybe you should try sucking dick. It aint that bad actually. I predick (oops! spelling!) you may already have a taste for it, and
TWO: EL BARTO, maybe you should consider moving this thread to, oh I dont know...the 'Whatever Happened to Pong?' arena so we can all make a game out of YOU!
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
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