just suppose that for sum reason frank black was playing in your town, and you didnt know and thus hadnt got a ticket. so ur buddy or woteva tells you that hes playing tonight, how bad do u want to go?
ALL the dudes selling 'em for inflated prices outside have sold out, and no one will give you teir ticket unless u did summin really stupid.
If David Lovering is opening with his act for Frank just ask him to put you on the guest list. You'll have to catch him outside before the show. No problem.
...or I could take photos of PixieSteve and oli doing it, then threaten to send them to their mums if they didn't let me into the gig via the fire doors.
...and Massif snake, my squadron of blackbird assassins have sadly deserted. They now prefer to get drunk by gorging on fermenting apples that have fallen from next door's tree - the fickle bastards.