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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
 Posted - 09/13/2003 : 10:35:36
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...jump in front of a moving train. you fucking bastard.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes" |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 12:32:45
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 12:53:45
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Yeah,why's that?
 "Protect me from what i want" |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 14:08:20
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because he's been picking on jim lately - and i have no idea why - jim's a good guy from all acounts that i've seen
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 22:36:46
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
...jump in front of a moving train. you fucking bastard.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes"
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6212 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 00:30:17
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the swimmer is one of my favourie boardies
Although I don't know why he has to pick on El barto
I'll say: Kiss and make up guys
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 12:09:55
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Perhaps he means a slow-moving train..or a toy train?
"We've got Dean to thank / For this Cult of Frank" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 18:29:13
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or a 'Lucky Pierre'
(the middleman in a three man bum train)
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 20:00:07
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I don't even want to know how you know that, Clopsicle.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 21:13:09
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Do you get the magazine 'Viz' in the US?? This is from Rogers Profanisaurus where he invents all kinds of sexual sayings. Great magazine if you are going on a long train ride and you fancy a ridiculous read.
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
Edited by - Stuart on 09/14/2003 21:15:00 |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 23:04:28
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I don't really want that stuff in my brain Stuart!!
"We've got Dean to thank / For this Cult of Frank" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 23:17:32
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart
Do you get the magazine 'Viz' in the US??
It's available but hard to find. I've subscribed for years. Mr. Logic, Major Misunderstanding, Nobby's Piles... you can't beat it!
 "I joined the Cult of Abe / I grew a beard with no mustache" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 06:35:13
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It's pretty good, but the profanisaurus is the best, hence where Lucky Piere comes from. Sneaky butcher is also another great one.
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 09:47:24
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
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Originally posted by Stuart
Do you get the magazine 'Viz' in the US??
It's available but hard to find. I've subscribed for years. Mr. Logic, Major Misunderstanding, Nobby's Piles... you can't beat it!
"I joined the Cult of Abe / I grew a beard with no mustache"
Heh, I dig the beard and burns, but Abe's got nothing on Frank.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Sheamus
= Cult of Ray =
Australia
345 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 10:28:54
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noexx
= Cult of Ray =
361 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 12:35:33
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can we all stick to the topic here? hehe
we all have to create a sentence about what the we think the swimmer should do...
"I think the swimmer should really......."
eat more pie. |
Edited by - noexx on 09/15/2003 12:36:13 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 12:44:08
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 12:57:14
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
....stop trying to make love to my mother.
Hey, she came on to me....and I like me some pie. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 12:58:54
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Originally posted by Sheamus
I agree with the sentiment expressed in this thread's initial post.
My uncle just named their new son Sheamus.
Sheamus Flanagan.
That kid's gonna have a drinking problem and be very good at Rugby. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 13:05:58
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quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
....stop trying to make love to my mother.
Hey, she came on to me....and I like me some pie.
Ya I can believe that, ever since the big divorce she's been kinda whory.
Okay I'm going to hell now. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 13:11:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
....stop trying to make love to my mother.
Hey, she came on to me....and I like me some pie.
Ya I can believe that, ever since the big divorce she's been kinda whory.
Okay I'm going to hell now.
As long as you're going to hell, I've got some stuff I'd like you to do for me before you get there....lemme know if you're interested. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 13:24:43
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I guess I'll have to pass through Tennessee on my way there anyways...
No really I'm a bit scared but I'll bite, what kinda stuff? |
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noexx
= Cult of Ray =
361 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 13:26:15
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 13:27:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
I guess I'll have to pass through Tennessee on my way there anyways...
No really I'm a bit scared but I'll bite, what kinda stuff?
TN is the "Pearly Gates" of Hell.
Suffice it to say...it involves baby oil and a digital camera. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 13:33:21
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Easy Jason, I shoulda known.
Wasn't my mom enough for ya? |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 14:07:24
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Easy Jason, I shoulda known.
Wasn't my mom enough for ya?
I am insatiable. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 08:31:40
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Edited by - Carolynanna on 09/16/2003 09:16:24 |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 10:32:06
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
....get laid. ;)
...get down on all fours ;) |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 10:39:49
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...get down on all fours ;)
I have a feeling that's something the swimmer is used to hearing.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And uh...the swimmer sucks dick for busfair" |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 12:17:58
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
....get laid. ;)
Something tells me that's how El Barto would end the following phrase"
"Geez, I really hope to god that someday in my pathetic life, working at Blockbuster, with my greasy ass hair and pathetic geek persona that someday fate will smile upon me and I will..."
Oh, and El Barto sucks dick for....well for nothing. He just seems to enjoy it a lot. And in fact, it's the best time because it's the only time he ever shuts up. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 12:20:55
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Man, you're good at this. I guess being a sociopath at your age, you've had many more years of tossing out barbs like those displayed here. I guess I can only hope to one day have the ability to pick fights with everyone.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And uh...the swimmer sucks dick for busfair" |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 12:26:53
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
Man, you're good at this. I guess being a sociopath at your age, you've had many more years of tossing out barbs like those displayed here. I guess I can only hope to one day have the ability to pick fights with everyone.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And uh...the swimmer sucks dick for busfair"
Wow, you think it's about me STILL. I don't pick fights with anybody or everybody.
You're a windbag. I will take you apart at any chance I get.
Not because I am a sociopath, but because YOU are an ass and deserve it.
Oh, and El Barto sucks dick for....well for nothing. He just seems to enjoy it a lot. And in fact, it's the best time because it's the only time he ever shuts up. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 12:27:41
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
...jump in front of a moving train. you fucking bastard.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes"
and you say I PICK fights? Tsk Tsk.....
Oh, and El Barto sucks dick for....well for nothing. He just seems to enjoy it a lot. And in fact, it's the best time because it's the only time he ever shuts up. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 12:28:37
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c'mon guys..
think happy thoughts
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 12:28:44
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Originally posted by floop
c'mon guys..
think happy thoughts
*homer voice*
ummmmmm......boobies.......
Oh, and El Barto sucks dick for....well for nothing. He just seems to enjoy it a lot. And in fact, it's the best time because it's the only time he ever shuts up. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 13:17:03
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I'd love to know where this all stems from.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And uh...the swimmer sucks dick for busfair" |
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