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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  20:05:38  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
...but this post marks that I am now, as of 11PM EST September 7 2003, the top poster on frankblack.net, beating out mereubu's record. I never thought anyone would top her, but she hasn't been posting a whole lot lately. Seeing an opportunity, I put in my time and effort and I am finally above her. So...nyeah nyeah!

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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  20:09:01  Show Profile
Congrats.

(only 2 posts behind Stuart now... c'mon, I can surpass his ass)

-Derek
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Chroneos
- FB Fan -

USA
198 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  21:23:09  Show Profile  Visit Chroneos's Homepage
haha..'surpass his ass' ... and hey, only 29 or so until I'm on page two. :P

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Okay, so until next time, who put the 'ween' in Halloween? I don't know, probably you, you freakin' weirdo.
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  21:27:45  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal

Congrats.

(only 2 posts behind Stuart now... c'mon, I can surpass his ass)

-Derek



Now I'm on a mission! Actually I'm not doing too badly seeing as I didn't post for about two months at the end of last year due to travelling. But PC, you are now three behind me!

Bacon....... Its not fantastic

Edited by - Stuart on 09/07/2003 21:30:40
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  21:31:50  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Sad sad sad..one of the few who originally spoke out against the Forum is now its biggest whore.

=)

Congrats!
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  21:36:16  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
El Barto is a whore..... well I never. How much do you charge for ass El Barto?

Bacon....... Its not fantastic
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  10:16:31  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Me > You

Stu: $100 per inch.

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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  10:38:32  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Don't think I haven't been watching those numbers, mister! Way to take advantage of my summer of chronic pain. : P
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  11:10:04  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
I don't doubt that with three posts to go he will soon fall back by the wayside and you shall again reign supreme. It sounds like he's in a winter of chronic pain with his conversations avec Stuart.
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  11:23:43  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Ta-da!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  11:44:02  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
I think this means war, Sarah. I'm going to post to EVERY topic, whether I have information or not. You'll never get me! HAH! HAH! I'LL BE KING OF THE WORLD! YES! YES! KING I SAY!

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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  12:22:14  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Oh me oh my.. Perhaps the top ten posters should tithe 10% of their income to the FB.net server, for some upgrades to handle all the excessive posting. =)
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  12:34:25  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Maybe I can set you up as one of the accounts on my Direct Deposit?
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  15:18:21  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Sure, Dave, 10% sounds peachy. (Heh-heh. . .no income, no headache!)
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  18:28:24  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
*Dave cries into the hat in front of him*
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  21:08:04  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Aw, don't cry! <hands Dave fistful of slightly used Kleenex and sneezes>

OK, Jim. I hab a code and I'b goink to bed dow. Post away!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2003 :  19:19:36  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
I miss the forum for an entire day while at work and I end up #4...jesus, whose ____ do I have to ____ to stay on top?

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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2003 :  19:53:05  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
lol

By the look of things, it's probably CoF's _______ that you'll have to _______.
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2003 :  20:01:41  Show Profile
A charge from Exotic Toys 'R' Us better not show up on my next credit card bill after you two get together.

-Derek
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2003 :  22:45:28  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Looks like Sarah is regaining her lead...hehe..
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  08:06:05  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal

A charge from Exotic Toys 'R' Us better not show up on my next credit card bill after you two get together.

-Derek




Hahaaa! I love it. If only there were an Exotic Toys 'R' Us. You should open a chain of them Derek--there should be one next to every Barnes & Noble. You could have a slogan: "Bringing Sleaze to the Suburbs Since '03."
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  08:21:27  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Oh, come on Derek. You can't just throw out something like 'exotic toys 'r' us' and not have a picture. This would be a hilarious picture... a really seedy looking toys 'r' us. Let's see it. :)


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  12:36:41  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
I think it would be "Erotic" toys unless you're talking about toys from like, Africa and South America...howbout "Erotic Toys 'In' Us"?

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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  17:31:04  Show Profile
I agree with Erotic...

as far as a picture, I'll see what I can cook up but I'm not promising anything.

-Derek
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  17:51:07  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
No, no, "exotic" is a much better euphemism. It's swankier. People always use it to dress up smut, i.e. "exotic dancers"--we all know it means "stripper", but I'm always amused at sleazemongers efforts to class things up. And I mean class with a capital K.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"

Edited by - mereubu on 09/10/2003 17:51:49
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  18:02:43  Show Profile
Ok, so maybe I'll switch back to exotic. I thought I maybe used the wrong word at first, but, Sarah cleared it up with the exotic dancer thing! hehe.

-Derek
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  19:00:42  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Sweet, so I have my third member. Big hug coming your way, mere!


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  20:05:02  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Thanks for the hug, cult master.

Oh look! It's rainbow colored! Who'd a thunk it?

P.S. Congrats on the third member. You may have to consider a different style of pants now, though. It might also be an appropriate time to alert the scientific community.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  20:10:12  Show Profile
hey, i'm the thirteenth top poster! at the moment i'm beating mike(in the posting business, don't ya know).
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  20:56:33  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Once you're in the top 10 you will be eligible to join my cult. :)


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  21:02:06  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Dean has three members!

OK, I've now exhausted its humor. I'm going to bed.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  21:04:38  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Heh, no, I'm still not finished.

Ganesh is to Hindi as I am to Kama Sutra.

OK, that's it.




"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  21:10:12  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
:-)


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  21:33:54  Show Profile
I like the bit about Jessie "beating" me, let's get back to that. Alright, I'm also a dirty old man. Convict me a sentence me to a life of yellow v-necks!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  22:16:40  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Wait a minute, how are you guys getting that horizontal rule in your sig?

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2003 :  22:21:45  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Just threw an
in before the beginning of it. Hopefully Dave will figure out how to insert it automatically so that everyone has a line.


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