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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 10/21/2002 : 02:41:49
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| what is the best way to make W. Ryder fall in love with you? |
Edited by - Little Black Francis on 10/22/2002 00:50:44 |
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switchy
- Gigographer -
USA
324 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2002 : 10:48:14
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| step one is to become the singer of a hot rock band. step two, wait a few days for her to call. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2002 : 15:51:17
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| step three, keep a close eye on your wallet |
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mdisanto
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1140 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2002 : 17:23:53
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step four is to realize that you want kylie minogue instead
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Edited by - mdisanto on 10/21/2002 17:24:05 |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2002 : 21:49:55
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is there a Primus song Beaver something about her?
"Snooch to the Nooch" |
Edited by - Little Black Francis on 10/22/2002 00:52:50 |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2002 : 01:04:07
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Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
(No, i didn't type it up..heh..i think it's a different Wynona.. ;)
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matto
= Cult of Ray =
USA
954 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2002 : 13:17:01
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who did the song "sherlyn fenn"? i think it's about winonna.
i have a great story about the time i met her and she gave me a smooch on the cheek. but, as i said, it's just a story..
spem in alium |
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switchy
- Gigographer -
USA
324 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2002 : 13:35:54
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| Little Black Francis, to edit your original post like that was very cowardly! :) |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2002 : 18:52:24
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quote:
Originally posted by matto
who did the song "sherlyn fenn"? i think it's about winonna.
i have a great story about the time i met her and she gave me a smooch on the cheek. but, as i said, it's just a story..
spem in alium
let's hear it.. i used to be pretty obsessed with sherlyn fenn. now i pretty much just focus on franka potente.. although there are others. |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 05:42:18
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Geez, why not just rename this area "hormone chat".
How about it guys?
NB: Not that I really dig winona but does anyone know why her acting never got any better than Beetlejuice?
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matto
= Cult of Ray =
USA
954 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2002 : 09:35:30
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well, she never played beetlejuice, so what the hell are you talking about?
come on- you didn't see how to make an american quilt? oh you DIDN'T? well.. good.
acutally, she's fine in celebrity. ai'unt she? or maybe she's not at all good, at all??
the 'sherilyn fenn' song, i might be nutty, but it might be by that jefferey something guy, who did 'the vultures the vultures ate my dead ass up'. he was on matador or kill rock stars or something, now he plays o.c. campuses with his nurse in the wings. true story!
floop, who is a great example of a great person, was probably like some of us, or just me, of twin peaks fannage.
meanwhile, leah, of the united kinkdom, is right:
and from now on this will be "Hormone Chat" and nothing else.
So, I will start off:
How horny are YOU GUYS?
You know what I'm SAYING?!
lol
(laugh out lamentingly)
spem in alium |
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spy303
- FB Fan -
USA
28 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 11:01:37
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who is this matto and why doesn't it know
that Winona was in beetlejuice?
Hermaphroditus is your name.
dirty tacos are cheap in Texas |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2002 : 23:23:34
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| spy, what is a dirty taco? |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 02:59:40
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it's not her beaver is it?
"Snooch to the Nooch" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 09:01:06
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johndietzel
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
464 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 16:32:06
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Charlize.
"Boxing Helena"--what a bad flick.
I think he meant she didn't portray Betelguise in the movie.
What did they find in Yoko's bed? Beatlejuice.
Hey I just made it up, but I'm sure it's been said before.
Isn't that Primus song about a woodland rodent with big teeth? Anyway, last I heard Wynona was thinking about getting it stuffed.
Way to Wynona's heart: Write an earnest song about runaways, and look like Axl Rose-light.
Her acting: She is always perfect in roles where a doe could also fill in perfectly.
Speaking of Winona, are we sure Ashley Judd popped out of the same lady as her sister?
I liked her performance in Scissorhands--I mean, I liked seeing Vincent Price, is what I mean.
So who's gonna play the wizard in Harry Potter XII?
"Hard not to have fun when you're hitting balls halfway to the moon."
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nonifan
- FB Fan -
Mexico
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Posted - 01/03/2003 : 18:54:55
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I have a question.. the other day i was trying to download pics of noni in this program KAZAA.. and i found one in which she was showing one breast... the pic didn't seem so unreal... so my question is.. has she ever posed naked for something??
And god created NONI |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 01/03/2003 : 23:06:47
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