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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
 Posted - 09/03/2003 : 14:25:31
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Kids,
just ask anything
you want to know
about the subject
we're handeling today:
ME!
I always practice interviews (especialy when I'm alone and traveling)
but nobody wants to interview me for some reason
so
Let the games begin
I'm waiting
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2003 : 14:27:19
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Dear Dr. Bill,
Did you ever want to be a fireman or police officer growing up?
With Crap,
Derek, NC
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2003 : 14:44:58
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no
I always wanted to be Brian May from Queen
Till one day I realised my hairdo is too afro
you know
I doesn't come down on my shoulders
It grows skyhigh
like a tree
so that was a bad idea
and I was a crap guitar player
good question Derek
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2003 : 14:55:24
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Dear Dr. Bill,
Do you ever get the temptation to alot yourself with false credentials and cover for it by using a fake first name? Is this normal?
Signed,
Lord Charles |
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This Is It
- FB Fan -
141 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2003 : 15:09:40
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Dear Bill,
How do you spell it "signifigant" or "significant"? I just came to the horrifying realization that I have been spelling that word with a g-a-n-t instead of a c-a-n-t. I had no idea. I checked the internet and respected journalists everywhere spell it with a "G". Could this be the most misspelled word in history? |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2003 : 16:39:49
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Dear Bill,
When chow hi nose laughs about gummy CD enough Watson?
- Frothy Dipstick |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2003 : 17:52:55
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Dear Bill,
Looking at Dean's stars, I wonder.... do you think it's fair that gay people use ALL the colors of the visible light spectrum to represent themselves? Why can't straights, gays, and asexuals divy these colors up?
-Derek |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2003 : 18:31:28
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Dear Bill,
Do you think Derek has a good point despite the fact that he will be disappointed to find out that I am straight? Or does purple count as their official colour?
Lovingly,
Pink Circle |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2003 : 18:54:40
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Dear Dr. Bill,
Which would you say is worse? The itching or the burning?
Fondly,
Ardently Curious in Arkansas
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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
819 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2003 : 21:08:21
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Dr. Bill,
1. What made you give up the Brian May dream and become just another fascinating interview subject?
2. Assuming you speak Dutch, what is your dialect?
With all due respect,
Vince Neil
Nothing is ever something. |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 08:41:02
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Dr. Bill,
Do you posess any tele-kinetic powers??
The Amazing Kreskin |
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gary13th
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
632 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 08:49:57
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Dr Bill
Do you wear clogs ? I once knew a man from holland and he would only wear clogs.
~you will get used to me, welcome to your new joy
Heloise by FB&TC |
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
725 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 09:07:28
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Dr Bill -
Will you ever reunite the Pixies? |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 09:08:36
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Ok here we go
Steak n Sabre:
Tele-kinetic powers? Nope
I bought a tele-kinectic guitar once
But I brought it back because only the E-A-D strings were really Tele-kinectic. Maybe because it was a Squier.
Crispy Water:
1. Uhm well the hair thing I'm speaking about in my second post here. And the fact that I heard myself singin on a tape and was horified and decided I didn't want to be a musician. But that wasn't really a good reason because Brian May isn't a good singer either. I should now, I have 2 solo albums.
2. I do speak dutch. My dialect would be closest to the Rotterdamish one. But that's only occasionally.
Mereubu:
Burning is worse. Itching can be quite nice. I like itchy things. I also like Itchy and Scratchy.
Cult of Frank:
Uhm I don't know if he would be dissapionted. I think there isn't a real gay color. Lot's of boys like pink but are told they shouldn't or are being laughed at by other kids. So many straight people like pink, but hide it.
Derek:
I don't like the rainbow stars anyway. Colors belong to every one.
Dave Noisy:
Well, table once fingernail trapping lithuim soda jeallybread!
This is it:
Most misspelled word? You're probably right. Although I make so many typo's, they aren't really typo's anymore.
Cult of Ray:
Don't really understand your question.
My first name, Jop, is misspelled a lot and often pronounced wrong. The bibble spells it as Job. So technically I don't have a christian name or anything. And there's a other Dutch name, Joop, that sounds pretty different. and there's Bob and Rob.
So I sometimes spell it as Yop. To confuse dutch people and
It's more international that way. English people can understand
the dutch J when they read a Y.
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
Edited by - billgoodman on 09/04/2003 09:09:54 |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 10:04:42
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Dr. Bill,
My question for you was commenting on how you claim to be a doctor though (to my knowledge) you're not, and you claim your name is Bill, though we know it is Jop. Is this type of behaviour covering for some sort of personality disorder or mental anguish?
Greatest thanks,
Lord Charles |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 10:12:55
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Ohh that thing
Well you call yourself Cult Of Frank
En omdat jouw naam niet Cult of Frank is,
(And because your name isn't Cult OR Frank,)
it's fair to call myself Bill
We all know it's Dean btw
And that Doctor thing:
no comment
Jop Euwijk
Johannes Matteus Euwijk
JM Euwijk
Yop
Bill Goodman
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 10:18:06
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Dear Dr. Bill,
Shaken or stirred?
Briefs or boxers?
Dogs or cats?
Yours,
ramona |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 10:21:39
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dogs freak me out and they smell bad
so cats
boxers of course
but they have to be from that strechy kind of material
not that kind of boxers where you guts always have too much freedom.
what's stirred?
I would say shaken
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 10:54:12
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quote:
Originally posted by billgoodman
Ohh that thing
Well you call yourself Cult Of Frank
En omdat jouw naam niet Cult of Frank is,
(And because your name isn't Cult OR Frank,)
it's fair to call myself Bill
We all know it's Dean btw
And that Doctor thing:
no comment
Jop Euwijk
Johannes Matteus Euwijk
JM Euwijk
Yop
Bill Goodman
''it's not a box, it's a submarine''
Dr. Bill,
Thank-you for your quick reply. Your expedience has not gone unnoticed, though I am concerned that you may be confusing me with someone else. I do not know who this 'Dean' you speak of is, nor this 'Cult of Frank'. I'm not sure what kind of person would parade under the latter name, but the thought that there is someone out there doing so is alarming to several degrees and due cause for America to upgrade it's alert status.
My name is Lord Charles, though you may call me Chuck(ie), Ray, or Billy Bob. I am a lord, as you should be aware, of the scots, peruvians, and sith, and have been endowed with much land and the blessings of rampant poverty.
My question to you, now, is this: would it be better to allow several of my least effective peasant workers to starve completely so that the rest may enjoy a little more food, strength, and health, or to try to preserve all the peasants at the expense of nobody being fullfilled or having much strength.
A blessing on your houses,
Lord Charles |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 13:18:47
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 05:49:00
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Lord charles?
ai
Uhm nobody wants to ask me about my Queen knowledge anymore?
bummer
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 06:00:48
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Dear Dr Bill,
When cows laugh does milk come out of their noses? |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2003 : 02:16:21
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nope
well sometimes it does
but it has to be hilarious
after a good joke their milk just goes to another stomache
so I don't know. There must be a sketch with 5 or 6 jokes or so.
To let the milk come out of their noses.
How many stomaches does a cow have these days?
it used to be 4
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2003 : 10:08:11
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Probably still is 4, unless some scientist is trying to play God and genetically alter a cow to make it have 7 stomachs.
Those whacky scientists are always milking their ideas and moooving along to fast in their experiments. (sorry)
-Derek |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2003 : 11:48:06
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yep
I couldn't agree more
But let's see
anyone familiar with the Cow and Chicken episode
that Chicken goes through Cow's stomaches.
By making 7 stomaches
the epside would be 1.75 times longer than the original
and it was a great episode
really.
so maybe it is a good idea
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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