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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11690 Posts

Posted - 08/06/2003 :  23:18:14  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
OK, I just read floop's profile again (every once in awhile I peak in at certain people's) and decided that it's probably my favourite. Here's an excerpt from the three page diary written under 'latest news':

i'm growing a beard right now. that's taking up most of my time..

beard is coming along well..

10/10/02. shaved beard. considering re-growing..

11/25/02. partially grew another beard, but shaved. now regretting shaving. will grow again.

01/06/03. i lied about growing another beard. i never really planned to in the first place. just thought i should say that.. i've actually been growing sideburns. but now i'm really thinking of growing a beard again..

3/23/03 working on a film on the East Coast (Baltimore) till July..

beard project temporarily on the back-burner.. will keep posted.

7/11/03. back in LA. now i have time to really sit down and think about what to do, beardwise..

There are far too many users for me too have gone over every single person's, but I remember at least one other being very witty as well, so much so that I checked out his band...

Anyone else have good ones? Honourable mentions? I'd also recommend checking out Dave's profile (go to home and then web team) because that animated gif cracks me consistently... up. Anyone?

Chroneos
- FB Fan -

USA
198 Posts

Posted - 08/06/2003 :  23:29:57  Show Profile  Visit Chroneos's Homepage
hehe...beardwise...that's great

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 08/07/2003 :  14:08:25  Show Profile
hey, thanks cult. glad you liked it.

i haven't figured out which direction i'm going to go with the beard. i'm in kind of a creative slump at the moment.

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11690 Posts

Posted - 08/07/2003 :  14:40:15  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
I think it's clear that you have to grow no less than several styles and then let the FB.Net members vote ala Survivor. I haven't done the facial hair (with the exception of minor sideburns) for a while, but when winter hits and -40 returns, I'll definitely be considering.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 08/07/2003 :  23:51:24  Show Profile
Favorite Quote: "If you want me to stay, I'll never leave. Uh-oh."

Lumidee

that's funny, ritew?

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11690 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  00:14:18  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Who's that from?
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  09:48:08  Show Profile
that was my new one

this one is funny

Favorite Quote: "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's probably illegal to date it."

that's Frequencyofglow

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I thought my quote was funny becuase I quoted Lumidee, which I think is funny in and of itself... maybe I am the only one...

Edited by - Little Black Francis on 08/08/2003 09:49:21
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  11:27:06  Show Profile
http://forum.frankblack.net/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=724


this one's funny

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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  11:43:59  Show Profile
Favorite Quote: "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers." - Unsure

good one

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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  11:54:33  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
heh..thanks guys.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  14:47:58  Show Profile
Favorite Quote: "Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11690 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  15:30:00  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
From therewererumours

Bio: I am 24 and a freelance designer and illustrator
Hobbies: Drums, drawing and lifting furniture for sexual gratifaction
Latest News: Saw Shane Mc Gowan DJing on Paddies Weekend, strange days. Ate a Hershy bar.
Favorite Quote: You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow."We are all out of cornflakes, F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  15:36:49  Show Profile
Man, when I read the Oddcouple qoute, I just about lost it. Seriously, I laughed aloud in my cubicle for probably 5 straight minutes. That was a week or two ago. Reading it again, it still cracks the hell out of me. Seriously, that is gold.
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Brackish
- FB Fan -

142 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  15:41:50  Show Profile  Visit Brackish's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

Favorite Quote: "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers." - Unsure

good one

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Emo Phillips?
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  20:22:56  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

From therewererumours

Bio: I am 24 and a freelance designer and illustrator
Hobbies: Drums, drawing and lifting furniture for sexual gratifaction
Latest News: Saw Shane Mc Gowan DJing on Paddies Weekend, strange days. Ate a Hershy bar.
Favorite Quote: You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow."We are all out of cornflakes, F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar.



Shit, thanks C.O.F. and umm Speedy M (please dont hurt me) Hope this dos'nt turn as ugly as "Who has the best Username" which I'm still very bitter about . My Mam brought me back that Hershy bar from New York, not as good as a limited edition peanut Yorkie Bar though! Oh! and I stole the lifting furniture for sexual gratification from The Pixies early college radio interview where Joey said it was his hobby! The rest is sadly true.

"Go Johny, go, go, go, go"

Edited by - therewererumours on 08/08/2003 20:34:50
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2003 :  22:32:16  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Ooooh..bonus points to Brackish!! Emo is most likely the source! =)

(Not sure if he got it from someone else tho..)

LBF - where's that quote from? Pretty funny too.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 08/09/2003 :  18:38:02  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage
I just added a self portrait!

"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go"
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2003 :  10:26:32  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
That's a scary pic.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2003 :  10:30:36  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by therewererumours

Shit, thanks C.O.F. and umm Speedy M (please dont hurt me)


Why would I hurt you? I've got my perscription filled, there should be no violent outbursts for a minimum of 3-4 hours.

Edited by - speedy_m on 08/11/2003 10:31:15
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2003 :  10:34:45  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

Favorite Quote: "Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"

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lol, that's from the simpsons right?
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Brackish
- FB Fan -

142 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2003 :  11:33:30  Show Profile  Visit Brackish's Homepage
Yeah, I always though Emo was pretty funny. I think a lot of people were turned off by the voice. Can't imagine why.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2003 :  11:34:49  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy

That's a scary pic.




"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go"
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2003 :  22:52:43  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
I was most put off by the way he bends his arms and legs..heh
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 08/12/2003 :  22:27:15  Show Profile
http://forum.frankblack.net/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=814

I don;t consider this hilariuos as much as say...

I don't know, interesting?

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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 08/12/2003 :  22:37:12  Show Profile
http://forum.frankblack.net/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=159

A+
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 08/13/2003 :  05:42:28  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage
Nice Ass BLT!

"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go"
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11690 Posts

Posted - 08/13/2003 :  07:26:12  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Heh... that's awesome. Good work, LBF...
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 08/13/2003 :  10:20:01  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by therewererumours

Nice Ass BLT!



Flattered, I'm sure...
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