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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  10:03:46  Show Profile
The dirty sanchez goes under her nose, Tim. Most of these seem to be about doing something horrible to the other person. Particularly the walrus....
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  11:12:29  Show Profile
You sick twisted FUCKS!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  11:21:24  Show Profile
i think my favorite is actually "The Stranger".. anyone heard of that one?

when i say favorite, i mean i think it's the funniest... not that i've tried it personally (yeah, that's it)
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  11:27:17  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Does it involve the numbing of one's hand?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  11:31:56  Show Profile
yeah, using a rubber band or whatever.. the idea being that it'll feel like someone else, thus "the stranger"..

i think i'd be afraid to cut off my circulation like that, but it might be something to explore now that i don't have a girlfriend..
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  11:50:53  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Ugh.

I'm going to go "sort the laundry" and "wash the dishes." Maybe if there's time left before "cooking dinner," I'll be able to sneak in some time to "balance the checkbook."
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  11:51:33  Show Profile
and a stranger too mere?
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  11:55:01  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
lol

No.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  12:14:55  Show Profile
how 'bout

"the turtle is poking his head out" - shitting

ain't it
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  12:29:08  Show Profile
boy, leave to mere to out euphemism all of us. I will defeat you mere, if it's the last thing I do! Now I'm off to "command the Enterprize".
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  12:37:22  Show Profile
"sorting the laundry" eh? heh heh.. good for you.. (wink wink)
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  13:26:32  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by floop

"sorting the laundry" eh? heh heh.. good for you.. (wink wink)



These euphamisms were hilarious but I better get "back to work" before I "get fired".

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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6213 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  13:55:27  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address
Shaking hands with shorty


''it's not a box, it's a submarine''
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  14:32:06  Show Profile
i should get back to work too.. plus, i've got to go "expel feces from my anus", if you know what i mean.. nudge nudge, wink wink!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  14:32:50  Show Profile
you lost me floop.
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  14:34:40  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
I have to go take some brownies out of the oven.

No, really!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  14:38:07  Show Profile
c'mon speedy.. get it? ex-pel fe-ces from my anus... eh? know what i mean? (wink wink)
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  20:32:12  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Uh..i really don't know what to say about all this.
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =

USA
925 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2003 :  20:55:27  Show Profile  Visit Atheist4Catholics's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i think my favorite is actually "The Stranger".. anyone heard of that one?

when i say favorite, i mean i think it's the funniest... not that i've tried it personally (yeah, that's it)



Using my left hand is "strange" enough for me!

I think I'll make up some euphemisms right now. How about "Pearl Jam" for female masturbation and "coaxing the vomitous moray eel" for male masturbation.

Hmmm . . . A blow job could be a "Glottis Gooper"!

www.mp3.com/clootie
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 07/18/2003 :  00:03:55  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
MASTURBATION PROTECTS AGAINST PROSTATE CANCER: STUDY

FULL STORY:

http://cbc.ca/stories/2003/07/17/masturbate030717
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 07/18/2003 :  01:33:12  Show Profile
shine my poodle

ain't it
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ivandivel
= Cult of Ray =

394 Posts

Posted - 07/18/2003 :  01:41:34  Show Profile

My lonesome 20s saved my ass in the long run then.
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DruggedBunny
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
395 Posts

Posted - 07/18/2003 :  04:00:30  Show Profile
Someone else mentioned Roger's Profanisaurus -- it's here:

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6213 Posts

Posted - 07/18/2003 :  04:55:07  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address
I read that too
it was in the paper this morning

''I read the news today, ohh boy''


''it's not a box, it's a submarine''
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 07/18/2003 :  07:54:39  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by floop

c'mon speedy.. get it? ex-pel fe-ces from my anus... eh? know what i mean? (wink wink)




Oh OH EX-pel. I get it. Duh....
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1439 Posts

Posted - 07/18/2003 :  08:54:15  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy

MASTURBATION PROTECTS AGAINST PROSTATE CANCER: STUDY

cure prostate cancer - in just 3 minutes a day!

Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?....
- David Brent
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 07/18/2003 :  22:28:31  Show Profile
1. Black Bart
(cling wrap on partners face then shit on face)
2. Manhattan Steamer
(tie, shit , leave)
3. Donkey Punch
(doggy, punch to back of head, hang on for ride)
4. Kangaroo Punch
(whilst doggy, surprise ass poke, punch when turns around)
5. G.I. Joe
(chick bites head of cock off before smoking it, like the sarge)
6. the Stinky Man
(chick sux duc after fucking her in the ass)
7. a Grumper
(sucks you off whilst taking a shit)
(otherwise as a Blumpy or Bumpkin')
8. Shrimpin'
(slurping semen from an anus wit' a straw)
9. Floggin' Molly
(3rd base)
10. Birthin' Shrimp
(blowing a load)
11. Petting the Taco/ Tickling the Taco (kick my balss Cult of Rain)
12. Loves little Butterflies
(being queif'd on during sex)
13. Fist Kabob'n
(jackin off, spankin' the moneky,)
14. Swopin' it (see 13)
15. Vampire Teabags
(used tampons)
16. Clitty Litter
(that brown stuff in the botom of a woman's panties, i.e. snail trail)
17. Walrus
(as you are blowing your load in your girlfriend's mouth, make her laugh, two tusks right out the nose)
18. Choco-Taco (light skin, dark poon)
19. the Present
(after boning some strange tell her you have a present for her in your car and leave)
20. ???



There's a term for when a girl sucks you off after you fuck her while she's raggin'. What is it??? We forgot. A red somthin', id'nt it? Very, very funny. We're at a loss, please help if you know what it is, okay?

ain't it
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 07/18/2003 :  22:30:18  Show Profile
Wookie Washer

a chick who gives blowjobs for favors, like for crack or sompin'

ain't it
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2003 :  04:51:09  Show Profile
very...descriptive. i will never understand why people would want to defecate on each other. or any of the above for that matter.

bored of the little comments. i guess i'll just have an actual signature. much shorter.
-Jessie
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1887 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2003 :  05:40:31  Show Profile  Visit ObfuscateByWill's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

There's a term for when a girl sucks you off after you fuck her while she's raggin'. What is it??? We forgot. A red somthin', id'nt it? Very, very funny. We're at a loss, please help if you know what it is, okay?


Is it 'Red Wings'?

*Shka-pow!
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2003 :  19:54:28  Show Profile
someone else thought that, I guess so

ain't it
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2003 :  22:04:25  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
I think i might stop looking in this topic.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 07/20/2003 :  02:26:05  Show Profile
said in jest

ain't it
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 07/20/2003 :  14:40:41  Show Profile
whoever made this "21+" really has lost touch with the real world.
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 07/20/2003 :  16:36:45  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

whoever made this "21+" really has lost touch with the real world.


If "shrimpin," "black bart," etc. are the real world, I want to live on the moon. Hey, this sparks my thought of the day for July 20:

Thought of the Day: Do you think if humans ever migrated to the moon, MTV would make a reality series called "the Real Moon"?

-Derek
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