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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 10:03:46
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The dirty sanchez goes under her nose, Tim. Most of these seem to be about doing something horrible to the other person. Particularly the walrus.... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 11:12:29
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You sick twisted FUCKS! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 11:21:24
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i think my favorite is actually "The Stranger".. anyone heard of that one?
when i say favorite, i mean i think it's the funniest... not that i've tried it personally (yeah, that's it) |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 11:27:17
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Does it involve the numbing of one's hand? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 11:31:56
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yeah, using a rubber band or whatever.. the idea being that it'll feel like someone else, thus "the stranger"..
i think i'd be afraid to cut off my circulation like that, but it might be something to explore now that i don't have a girlfriend.. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 11:50:53
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Ugh.
I'm going to go "sort the laundry" and "wash the dishes." Maybe if there's time left before "cooking dinner," I'll be able to sneak in some time to "balance the checkbook." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 11:51:33
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and a stranger too mere? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 11:55:01
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lol
No. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 12:14:55
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how 'bout
"the turtle is poking his head out" - shitting
ain't it |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 12:29:08
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boy, leave to mere to out euphemism all of us. I will defeat you mere, if it's the last thing I do! Now I'm off to "command the Enterprize". |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 12:37:22
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"sorting the laundry" eh? heh heh.. good for you.. (wink wink) |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 13:26:32
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quote: Originally posted by floop
"sorting the laundry" eh? heh heh.. good for you.. (wink wink)
These euphamisms were hilarious but I better get "back to work" before I "get fired".
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 13:55:27
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Shaking hands with shorty
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 14:32:06
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i should get back to work too.. plus, i've got to go "expel feces from my anus", if you know what i mean.. nudge nudge, wink wink! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 14:32:50
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you lost me floop. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 14:34:40
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I have to go take some brownies out of the oven.
No, really! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 14:38:07
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c'mon speedy.. get it? ex-pel fe-ces from my anus... eh? know what i mean? (wink wink) |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 20:32:12
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Uh..i really don't know what to say about all this. |
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2003 : 20:55:27
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quote: Originally posted by floop
i think my favorite is actually "The Stranger".. anyone heard of that one?
when i say favorite, i mean i think it's the funniest... not that i've tried it personally (yeah, that's it)
Using my left hand is "strange" enough for me!
I think I'll make up some euphemisms right now. How about "Pearl Jam" for female masturbation and "coaxing the vomitous moray eel" for male masturbation.
Hmmm . . . A blow job could be a "Glottis Gooper"!
www.mp3.com/clootie |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2003 : 01:33:12
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shine my poodle
ain't it |
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ivandivel
= Cult of Ray =
394 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2003 : 01:41:34
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My lonesome 20s saved my ass in the long run then. |
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DruggedBunny
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
395 Posts |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2003 : 04:55:07
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I read that too it was in the paper this morning
''I read the news today, ohh boy''
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2003 : 07:54:39
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quote: Originally posted by floop
c'mon speedy.. get it? ex-pel fe-ces from my anus... eh? know what i mean? (wink wink)
Oh OH EX-pel. I get it. Duh.... |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2003 : 08:54:15
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quote: Originally posted by Dave Noisy
MASTURBATION PROTECTS AGAINST PROSTATE CANCER: STUDY
cure prostate cancer - in just 3 minutes a day!
Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?.... - David Brent |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2003 : 22:28:31
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1. Black Bart (cling wrap on partners face then shit on face) 2. Manhattan Steamer (tie, shit , leave) 3. Donkey Punch (doggy, punch to back of head, hang on for ride) 4. Kangaroo Punch (whilst doggy, surprise ass poke, punch when turns around) 5. G.I. Joe (chick bites head of cock off before smoking it, like the sarge) 6. the Stinky Man (chick sux duc after fucking her in the ass) 7. a Grumper (sucks you off whilst taking a shit) (otherwise as a Blumpy or Bumpkin') 8. Shrimpin' (slurping semen from an anus wit' a straw) 9. Floggin' Molly (3rd base) 10. Birthin' Shrimp (blowing a load) 11. Petting the Taco/ Tickling the Taco (kick my balss Cult of Rain) 12. Loves little Butterflies (being queif'd on during sex) 13. Fist Kabob'n (jackin off, spankin' the moneky,) 14. Swopin' it (see 13) 15. Vampire Teabags (used tampons) 16. Clitty Litter (that brown stuff in the botom of a woman's panties, i.e. snail trail) 17. Walrus (as you are blowing your load in your girlfriend's mouth, make her laugh, two tusks right out the nose) 18. Choco-Taco (light skin, dark poon) 19. the Present (after boning some strange tell her you have a present for her in your car and leave) 20. ???
There's a term for when a girl sucks you off after you fuck her while she's raggin'. What is it??? We forgot. A red somthin', id'nt it? Very, very funny. We're at a loss, please help if you know what it is, okay?
ain't it |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2003 : 22:30:18
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Wookie Washer
a chick who gives blowjobs for favors, like for crack or sompin'
ain't it |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2003 : 04:51:09
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very...descriptive. i will never understand why people would want to defecate on each other. or any of the above for that matter.
bored of the little comments. i guess i'll just have an actual signature. much shorter. -Jessie |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2003 : 05:40:31
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quote: Originally posted by Little Black Francis
There's a term for when a girl sucks you off after you fuck her while she's raggin'. What is it??? We forgot. A red somthin', id'nt it? Very, very funny. We're at a loss, please help if you know what it is, okay?
Is it 'Red Wings'?
*Shka-pow! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2003 : 19:54:28
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someone else thought that, I guess so
ain't it |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2003 : 22:04:25
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I think i might stop looking in this topic. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2003 : 02:26:05
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said in jest
ain't it |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2003 : 14:40:41
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whoever made this "21+" really has lost touch with the real world. |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2003 : 16:36:45
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quote: Originally posted by PixieSteve
whoever made this "21+" really has lost touch with the real world.
If "shrimpin," "black bart," etc. are the real world, I want to live on the moon. Hey, this sparks my thought of the day for July 20:
Thought of the Day: Do you think if humans ever migrated to the moon, MTV would make a reality series called "the Real Moon"?
-Derek |
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