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wasteofo2
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 Posted - 05/21/2003 : 16:33:29
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Has anyone heard the song motherbanger by chris morris? It's a pixies parody that really suonds alot like them but with some of their unusual topics exemplified a bit. The song about frank having sex with his mom, and there's random screams, death, little random joey type guitar solo-ish things and spanish lyrics, the singer sounds alot like frank too and the band plays pretty simmilar to the pixies (but of course, steryotyped)
http://dag.wieers.com/alec/pos/sound/other/chris_morris-motherbanger.mp3
if anyone has a more complete version of this could you please post it because this just cuts off right in teh middle of a lyric :( |
Edited by - wasteofo2 on 05/21/2003 16:36:24 |
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wasteofo2
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Posted - 05/21/2003 : 16:49:25
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| I found a totally complete version on kazaa with the title the pixiesw pisstake and the artist Chris Morris |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2003 : 19:13:27
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| HAHAHAH oh god!!!! fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!! |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6214 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 00:38:28
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it's great
I burst out laughin every time
my mother is a whore
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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Don Eduardo
= Cult of Ray =
Australia
403 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 01:11:51
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| that is a bloody classic |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 04:37:56
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Motherbanger is hilarious indeed.
The perfect parody, both music and lyrics wise. Plus Chris Morris sings very much like Black Francis.
Whereas Colleen by liam lynch isn't funny at all.
But back to motherbanger, could you help me get all the lyrics?
here's what I got so far:
7 o'clock ?
ok we're ? now
as the Primal screams might say
with a track from the Pixies
and I hope to be interviewing lead singer Jeff Black
in the ? future and ask him what the song is all about
it's called motherbanger and it's got some ? and guitars on it
one two three
well my mother is a whore
let me tell you more
my mother did something to me
when I was 23
she spilt a cup of tea all over my knee
I said mother oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
?
she said never ? some
let's have some fun
your "pantalones" come down
I can see you're well ?
then she ? with my ?
and then she [SCREEEEEAAAAAAAAAM]
my mother ? my weapon
this is a dawning of the age ??? (I need a puss??)
my mother chases kitties at the others
she drives me wild
like a ???
Let's get hispanic
ah ah ah "me mama es un whora"?
ah ah ah "me espanol ?
ever since I've been at my mother's nipple
??
now I'm fully converted and heavily perverted
like I wanna have sex with a mutant ??
wanna ?? in the nearest tongue
wanna stick my ? in distinguish hair
now my mother got jealous of my new bad fellas
starting thinking ?
she said son you're bad
so I said YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
she said no wanna cause offence but you're making no sense
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said no wanna cause friction but where's your diction
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said express yourself another when we're done at your ??
so I shot her
there's some blood spilt from her ?
she said son there'll be no more incest
I said I know mother that's why I ?
and you're dyin' ?? |
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riverfelix
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Belgium
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Posted - 05/22/2003 : 07:33:51
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This is my guess:
7 o'clock (jock)
ok we're (raving 'em up) now
as the Primal screams might say
with a track from the Pixies
and I hope to be interviewing lead singer Jeff Black
in the ? future and ask him what the song is all about
it's called motherbanger and it's got some (rather loud) and guitars on it
one two three
well my mother is a whore
let me tell you more
my mother did something to me
when I was 23
she spilt a cup of tea all over my knee
I said mother oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
(what have you done)
she said never ? some
let's have some fun
your "pantalone" ('s undone)
I can see you're well (hung)
then she (fiddled) with my (chords)
and then she [SCREEEEEAAAAAAAAAM]
my mother (gunned) my weapon
this is a dawning of the age ??? (I need a puss??)
my mother chases kitties at the others
she drives me wild
like a (hyena)
?
Let's get hispanic
ah ah ah "me mama es un whora"?
ah ah ah "me espanol (es muy mora")
ever since I've been at my mother's nipple
(guess I've been a dipple)???
now I'm fully converted and heavily perverted
like I wanna have sex with a mutant ??
wanna wet my ?? in the nearest tongue
wanna stick my ? in distinguish hair
now my mother got jealous of my new bad fellas
starting thinking (an argument)
she said son you're bad
so I said YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
she said no wanna cause offence but you're making no sense
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said no wanna cause friction but where's your addiction
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said express yourself another way we're done at your ??
so I shot her
there's some blood spilt from her ?
she said son there'll be no more incest
I said I know mother that's why I ?
and you're dyin' ?? |
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wasteofo2
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43 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 09:01:13
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7 o'clock jock
ok we're raving 'em up now
as the Primal screams might say
with a track from the Pixies
and I hope to be interviewing lead singer Jeff Black
in the near recent future and ask him what the song is all about
it's called motherbanger and it's got some rather loud guitars on it
one two three
well my mother is a whore
let me tell you more
my mother did something to me
when I was 23
she spilt a cup of tea all over my knee
I said mother oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
WHAT HAVE YOU done?
she said nevermind son
let's have some fuck
your "pantalone's undone
I can see you're well hung
then she fiddled with my cords
and then she SCREEEEEAAAAAAAAAM
my mother gummed my weapon
this is a dawning of the age i can eat a puss, can eat a puss i need a puss
my mother's is just as good as any other
she drives me wild
like a HYENA!!!!!!
god damnit
Let's get hispanic
ah ah ah "me mama es un whora"
ah ah ah "me espanol is muy poora"
ever since I've been at my mother's nipple
guess I've been a dipple???
now I'm fully converted and heavily perverted
like I wanna have sex with a mutant (something that sounds like pyvex)
wanna wet my wonk in the nearest tongue
wanna stick my spear in distinguish ear
now my mother got jealous of my new bad fellas
starting thinking an argument
she said son you're bad
so I said YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
she said no wanna cause offence but you're making no sense
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said no wanna cause friction but where's your diction
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said express yourself another way we're done at your
so I shot her
there's some blood spilt from her breasts
she said son there'll be no more incest
I said I know mother that's why I killed ya
carry your dying body for necrophilia
Download the song mother banger by chris morris. It's a pixies parody and it's genius. |
Edited by - wasteofo2 on 05/22/2003 15:19:05 |
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
573 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2003 : 10:58:58
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chris morris is a genius. he must listen to the pixies alot to write a song that sounds so much like them.
does anyone know if fb has heard it and what he thinks of it? |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2003 : 05:29:09
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here's my take...
one two three
well my mother is a whore
let me tell you more
my mother did something to me
when I was 23
she spilt a cup of tea all over my knee
I said mother oh my GAAAWWWD
WHAT HAVE YOU
done?
she said "evermind son
let's have some fun
your pantaloon is undone
I can see you're well hung"
then she fiddled with my cords
and then she RAGHHGHHGHGG
my mother gummed my weapon
this is a dawning of the age
i can eat a puss, can eat a puss i need a puss
my mother's is just as good as any other
she drives me wild
like a HYENA
goddamnit
Let's get hispanic
ah ah ah "me mama es un whora"
ah ah ah "me espanol is muy poora"
ever since I've been at my mother's nipple
guess I've been a dipple???
now I'm fully converted and heavily perverted
like I wanna have sex with a mutant hyvex (?)
wanna wack my wand in the nearest pond
wanna stick my spear into stingray's ear
now my mother got jealous of my new pet phallus
starting picking an argument
she said "son you're bent"
so I said YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
she said "don't wanna cause offence but you're making no sense"
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said "don't wanna cause friction but where's your diction "
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said "express yourself another way we're done at (??)"
so I shot her
and some blood spilt from her breast
she said "son there'll be no more incest"
I said "I know mother that's why I keeeel ya
preparin' your dying body for necrophilia"
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MrMarsist
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Posted - 05/24/2003 : 08:49:05
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Just to add, one line goes;
'This is the dawning of the age of the Oedipus
I need a puss
my mother's just as good as any other'
You should all be reading more Freud! Chris Morris is cool, you should check out Uzi Lover
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sharkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/25/2003 : 09:51:35
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Another couple of changes;
"and I hope to be interviewing lead singer JET Black"(ie The Stranglers' Drummer - makes a bit more sense )
and,
'This is the dawning of the age of King Oedipus
King Oedipus, I need a puss
my mother's just as good as any other'
Less Freud, more Classical Greek.
Was "Uzi Lover" the song done by controversial Rap Artist Fur-Q on The Day Today?
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2003 : 12:55:45
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its like tame, i've been tired and monkey gone to heaven was jumbled up! its brilliant, but i fell dirty after listenin to it.
if anyone says anything negative about anybody i admire, i'll kick 'em in the taco.
and if all you see is violence, i'll make a plea, yeah, in my defence. |
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Brianha
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Denmark
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Posted - 05/26/2003 : 08:55:32
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| ROFLMAO I agree hes been listening to pixies alot... |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2003 : 08:55:55
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Ya, Fur-Q sang Uzi Lover on The Day Today and he had Ian Curtis's singing skeleton hanging from a rope as well!
"I meet a man with no little toe and a real big head" |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 12:16:12
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quote:
Originally posted by riverfelix
This is my guess:
7 o'clock (jock)
ok we're (raving 'em up) now
as the Primal screams might say
with a track from the Pixies
and I hope to be interviewing lead singer JeT Black
in the NEARNESS of future and ask him what the song is all about
it's called motherbanger and it's got some (rather loud) and guitars on it
one two three
well my mother is a whore
let me tell you more
my mother did something to me
when I was 23
she spilt a cup of tea all over my knee
I said mother oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
(what have you done)
she said never MIND SON
let's have some fun
your "PANTALOON" ('s undone)
I can see you're well (hung)
then she (fiddled) with my (chords)
and then she [SCREEEEEAAAAAAAAAM]
my mother (GUMBED) my weapon
this is a dawning of the age OF KING OEDIPUS (I need a puss??)
my mother chases kitties at the others
she drives me wild
like a (hyena)
GERMANIC
Let's get hispanic
ah ah ah "me mama es un whora"?
ah ah ah "me espanol (es muy POORA")
ever since I've been at my mother's nipple
(guess I've been a dipple)???
now I'm fully converted and heavily perverted
like I wanna have sex with a mutant IBEX
wanna wet my WONG in the nearest tongue
wanna stick my ? in distinguish hair
now my mother got jealous of my new bad fellas
starting thinking (an argument)
she said son you're bad
so I said YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
she said no wanna cause offence but you're making no sense
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said no wanna cause friction but where's your diction
I said YEEEEEEEEEAH
she said express yourself another way we're done at your TA
so I shot her
there's some blood spilt from her VEST
she said son there'll be no more incest
I said I know mother that's why I KEEEL YA
and you're dyin' BODY I NECROPHILIA?
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 12:17:40
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all the edits r in CAPS by the way.
i love that song!!
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 09:45:13
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i think i fucked the last bit: it shud be PREPARE YOUR DYING BODY FOR NECROPHILIA
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 13:49:03
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I think I've got it, everyones bits add up...... I'm pretty damn sure on the following..
One two three..
Well my mother is a whore
Let me tell you more
My mother did something to me
When I was 23
She spilled a cup of tea
All over my knee
I said "Mother, oh my GAAAAAWD
WHAT HAVE YOU Done?"
She said "Nevermind son, let's have some fun
Your pantaloon's undone
I can see you're well-hung"
And then she fiddled with my cords
And then she RAGHGFGFGHFHF
My mother gummed my weapon.
This is the dawning of the age of King Oedipus
King Oedipus, I need a puss
My mother's just as good as any other
She drives me wild
like a HYEEENAAA
Goddamit! Let's get hispanic!
Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, me mama es une whora
Uh-ha-ha, uh-ha-ha, me espanol es muy poora
Ever since I've been at my mother's nipple
Guess I've been a dipole (antenna)
Now I'm fully converted, I'm heavily perverted
Like I wanna have sex with a mutant ibex (that's a type of goat, kids)
Wanna whack my wand in the nearest pond
Wanna stick my spear in a stingray's ear
Now my mother got jealous of my new bedfellows
Started pickin' an arguement
She said "Son, you're bent"
So I said "RAGHHHHHHHHHHH"
She said "Don't wanna cause offence, but you're makin' no sense"
So I said "YARGHHHHH"
She said "Don't wanna cause friction, but where's your diction?"
I said "YEAHHHHHHFHGHGHGGGG"
She said "Express yourself another way, we're dumb choanotaenia"(parasytic worms. Okay, i'm not sure on this one)
So I shot her.
And some blood spilled from her vest
She said "Son, there'll be no more incest"
I said "I know mother,-
That's why I keel ya
Preparin' your dyin' body for necrophilia"
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 14:01:10
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hey man thats wicked- i love the GAWD.
on a side note, if anyone is interested King Oedipus killed his father and married his mother.strictly speaking it wasnt his fault cos nobody told him he was adopted at birth. well actually he was left to die by the mother who later married him cos of a prophecy saying just that etc etc etc bla bla bla.......
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 09/16/2003 : 14:23:03
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| where did you learn that, gay-school? |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 14:25:43
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weird at gay school, weird at gay school!!!!
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 14:26:31
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i guess being weird at gay-school would involve not being gay.
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/16/2003 : 16:06:02
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So what your saying is that people at non-gay schools who are weird,are gay?
My bone used to have a little machine,i must have misplaced it |
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DruggedBunny
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
395 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2003 : 06:22:30
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"King Oedipus/I need a puss/My mother's just as 'cat' as any other."
"She drives me wild/Like a HYEEENAAA gone manic/Let's get hispanic!"
And... I think the "Express yourself another way, we're dumb choanotaenia" might be something like "Express yourself another way, why don't ya join (or 'went down and joined') the TA" (Territorial Army, hence he has a gun to shoot her with)...? Not convinced by that, but moreso than... what you said.
BTW That came out something like 10 years ago, on a flexidisc attached to the now-defunct Select magazine. Chris Morris's DVDs are well worth buying -- look for 'The Day Today' (TV news spoof) and 'Brass Eye' (TV current affairs/documentary spoof); spoof isn't really the right word, though, as it's much more than that, and very funny to boot.
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Dustin81783
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Posted - 09/17/2003 : 18:06:01
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| haha omg thats so great.. |
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