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MIRV
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Posted - 05/15/2003 :  19:16:48  Show Profile
size advantage to frank, but les has strong hands for choking.

Little Black Francis
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3648 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2003 :  10:58:33  Show Profile
frank's been workin' out doe
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MIRV
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178 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2003 :  11:07:20  Show Profile


VS.



i think frank could take him. look at that bad-ass face! les is much too relaxed. he'd let frank wallop him.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2003 :  12:42:59  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
MIRV is back!!!
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2003 :  12:47:56  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage
Les is looking an awful lot like Doug Ingle from "Metamorphosis"-era Iron Butterfly in that picture.

Frank weighs more, he could crush Les.
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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
895 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2003 :  13:04:39  Show Profile  Visit frank_black_francis's Homepage
so long as les does not manage to get his over-developed fingers around frank's nip....purple nurple words cannot describe....
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2003 :  13:45:44  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage
All things considered, I bet Les Claypool plays a mean game of 'thumb wars'.
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pong
= Cult of Ray =

France
315 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2003 :  09:31:12  Show Profile  Visit pong's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy

MIRV is back!!!



- Pong

"i'll be on the first fligh"
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MIRV
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178 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2003 :  13:19:40  Show Profile
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =

USA
899 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2003 :  18:01:00  Show Profile  Visit Chris Knight's Homepage
I wonder if either man has dabbled in the black (martial) arts.
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2003 :  21:52:51  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
Frank would take him no problem, that Les Claypool guy (whoever he is) has got a beard for pity sake.

War....... Its Fantastic
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2003 :  14:12:32  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart

that Les Claypool guy (whoever he is) has got a beard for pity sake.



Primus? Flying Frog Brigade? Oysterhead? The bassist with arguably the sickest chops ever? LES???
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2003 :  14:20:27  Show Profile
Maybe he could kick FB's ass if he was dressed up like in Wynona's Big Brown Beaver!

Oh, maybe this will jog Stu's memory, Primus does the SouthPark intro music.

Edited by - Carolynanna on 05/20/2003 14:41:23
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
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Posted - 05/20/2003 :  21:21:12  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
Ah right, this shows how pityful my music variation has become, Ive never heard any Primus other than the South Park theme tune.

War....... Its Fantastic
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =

France
2010 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2003 :  02:29:37  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart

Ah right, this shows how pityful my music variation has become, Ive never heard any Primus other than the South Park theme tune.



you've gotta check Frizzle Fry.
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2003 :  10:08:39  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage
check out 'Miscellaneous Debris', too....its an EP of covers, but they are fucking great ones to say the least.
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
548 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2003 :  18:14:43  Show Profile
Frank's King Kong Bundy-esaque (well dits tour) appearance would be an advantage if a throw down occured.

I think it would go down with Rich distracting Claypool by wearing one of his stange but stylish garmets. While standing there dazed Frank could move in on Claypool and hit him squarly on the brainn with his telecaster.

As he fell over in pain Frank could swoop in and hit him with a splash and then demand the 5 count.

Think it would go down something like that....or relatively similar.

Edited by - St. Francis on 05/21/2003 18:33:48
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Jerk on Perks
- FB Fan -

Canada
28 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2003 :  16:07:27  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by MIRV

size advantage to frank, but les has strong hands for choking.


Ya, but frank could just switch on those incredible, overactive sweat glands of his and slip right out of Les' grip.

Edited by - Jerk on Perks on 06/03/2003 16:09:18
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