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floop Posted - 10/21/2012 : 09:19:52
10/21/12 - 12:09 pm PST - gymnasium restroom. handicapped stall. cleanliness: A- paper supply: 1 1/2 rolls



at work today. it was cloudy outside when I came in. wonder if it's sunny now. I like when the weather is like this, hope it stays cloudy

not sure what I should do for dinner. haven't had Korean BBQ in a while.

i need to buy more boxers. why are they so expensive?

want to go see book of Mormon. heard it's good
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trobrianders Posted - 10/15/2018 : 05:38:50
quote:
Originally posted by onyone

quote:
Originally posted by Carl

Piles are a nightmare. That's all I have to say.



What ever happen with this. I sorry my English not very good. And I haven't post in long time. Every now and then I think about Carl and his piles. And worry about him. You might say it haunt me.

Carl has clearly stated that that is all he has to say on the matter. But it is mystifying that he steadfastly refuses to acknowledge the angst this causes his admirers.

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tisasawath Posted - 09/26/2018 : 10:10:21
nah, nah, with the anglo-challenged lot the apologies usually come at the end, not beginning (especially not with grammar that sparingly crippled (tsk, tsk... should use sledgehammer, not surgical tools))

back on topic... it's quite fascinating to read my old posts and realize how little the world changes really. in that respect.
onyone Posted - 09/22/2018 : 10:36:58
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

Piles are a nightmare. That's all I have to say.



What ever happen with this. I sorry my English not very good. And I haven't post in long time. Every now and then I think about Carl and his piles. And worry about him. You might say it haunt me.
tisasawath Posted - 01/27/2014 : 08:22:18
ow! not a pretty sight i imagine....
"no doc, it's not a cataract..."
Jose Jones Posted - 01/26/2014 : 08:57:57
quote:
Originally posted by tisasawath

how is it possible that droplets from the splash hit my chest hair? i'm amazed. wiping chest is a new. this activity is full of surprises.



i know! i was recently hit in the eye (the EYE!!) with a droplet from a volatile flush! and i was standing up so as to minimize drops assaulting my undercarriage!

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trobrianders Posted - 01/25/2014 : 04:09:24
Carbonara smoothes out the edges.

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tisasawath Posted - 12/12/2013 : 10:30:41
how is it possible that droplets from the splash hit my chest hair? i'm amazed. wiping chest is a new. this activity is full of surprises.
Carl Posted - 11/06/2013 : 21:13:32
Piles are a nightmare. That's all I have to say.
darwin Posted - 11/06/2013 : 16:36:14
I like it. You should be able slide right into the bathroom just like your stool sliding through your colon. Making it a harmonious experience.
tisasawath Posted - 10/27/2013 : 04:31:27
bristol type: 11.5
description: class 6 whitewater rapids. colon resembling waterpark slide.
thought i had cholera or something. either that or my bladder got rewired.

a note from one of the early rounds: it should be part of building code or architects' code, feng shui etc, to reduce corners and obstructions on the path to the lavatory in a building to a minimum. turning corners is hazardous, muscles have plenty to deal with without them.
floop Posted - 10/07/2013 : 17:44:05
this chart will be helpful for this log (no pun intended). i think Type should be part of everyones header. Date, Time, Location, Description, Type #

green star member since 2006. smb?
shineoftheever Posted - 10/07/2013 : 16:09:17
bristol came up with a chart for shits. thats awesome. i personally would have named each "type" after the provider of the observed sample. haha

"Do Re Me So Far So Good"
tisasawath Posted - 10/06/2013 : 20:49:43
i don't want to be compartmentalized, people are not that one-dimensional
Little Black Francis Posted - 10/06/2013 : 16:05:34
tisasawath Posted - 10/06/2013 : 10:12:57
clean (as in no-wipe-needed) couple of consecutive endeavors in the last days, a pleasant surprise. saved paper, helped the environment. i mean, not hurt it as bad as usually. i feel like i should be doing that dog thing afterwards, proudly scrape the ground with my hind paws or something.

i should probably attribute this to a diet of fusili made of whole grain spelt flour and tomato and pepper sauce with some herbs thrown in, all from organic farming, some place in Italy. followed by a massive load of choc coated marzipan filled with plums dipped in madeira wine.

i'm trying not to dismiss other possible factors, things out of the ordinary.. like, recently finished a lengthy project, so more relaxed... also, favourite band is releasing new music... also in retrospect the onset was sudden and my mind was blank on all occasions, like it'd been ambushed almost, so maybe the key (or key ingredient) is not to focus during.

as for the inaudiability of the entry, i give up. the "ploing" is unavoidable i think, not without going to some extremes, like severely reducing the distance of the free-fall section, beyond my personal risk/reward comfort zone. i feel like i don't need to enjoy the silence that bad, i prefer to stay dry (especially after a dry exit). i'm open to other ideas tho.
floop Posted - 09/25/2013 : 07:36:32
9/25/13 - 10:35am

experiencing a sudden reminder that I went to a late night burrito place last night, and had extra helpings of habanero sauce


green star member since 2006. smb?
trobrianders Posted - 07/09/2013 : 00:57:49
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

Only the Chinese can achieve that.

Yes, I think I could accept that

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tisasawath Posted - 07/02/2013 : 10:48:55
i can occasionally manage 2 out of 3, while being caucasian.
the exact contributing factors still elude me, though. more research is needed.
darwin Posted - 07/01/2013 : 18:48:34
Only the Chinese can achieve that.
trobrianders Posted - 07/01/2013 : 08:09:27
Perfect plops, no sound, no wipe. It's bothering me. I just don't buy it. Why'd you put that out there floop?

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danjersey Posted - 07/01/2013 : 07:52:47
Kung Pow Pasta = Kung Powed Commode

note to self, stay inside the box
floop Posted - 06/24/2013 : 18:53:26
http://www.naughtybutnicerob.com/james-gandolfini-has-died-developing/

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Jose Jones Posted - 06/24/2013 : 13:57:54
pics or it didn't happen

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floop Posted - 06/23/2013 : 17:43:37
que?

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Jose Jones Posted - 06/22/2013 : 17:47:45
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i heard that James Gandolfini passed away while in the commode (true story). it feels like we should do something for him here

green star member since 2006. smb?




P.O.I.D.H.

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trobrianders Posted - 06/22/2013 : 16:20:58
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i heard that James Gandolfini passed away while in the commode (true story). it feels like we should do something for him here

green star member since 2006. smb?


No need. James Lipton already licked his asshole clean.

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floop Posted - 06/21/2013 : 06:56:01
i heard that James Gandolfini passed away while in the commode (true story). it feels like we should do something for him here

green star member since 2006. smb?
Jose Jones Posted - 06/19/2013 : 12:29:50
This is it- the inaugural jose commode post, observing all bylaws.

5:30, short and sweet. 2nd dump of the day.

All right, gotta go make fish for dinner.

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trobrianders Posted - 06/19/2013 : 04:59:34
Urban legend

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floop Posted - 06/19/2013 : 04:42:53
when it's perfect there is no plop. there's no sound at all. and no wipe (just 1 to check)

green star member since 2006. smb?
trobrianders Posted - 06/19/2013 : 02:03:19
quote:
Originally posted by tisasawath

technique for perfect entry

The perfect plop?

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floop Posted - 06/18/2013 : 09:18:53
I know what you mean

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tisasawath Posted - 06/18/2013 : 09:15:30
come next summer olympics i should remind myself to pay more attention to the high diving action, study their technique for perfect entry, work some on that.
floop Posted - 06/18/2013 : 07:28:13
i honestly can't imagine how I would take a shit without my phone. what would I do? just sit there with my thoughts?

green star member since 2006. smb?
Jose Jones Posted - 06/16/2013 : 17:54:27
less mess. succinct minor shits, scattered throughout the day.

i am now a user of a smartphone. things may be getting crazy in this thread.

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