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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 13:29:34
an ocean liner with a shipment of cheerios sank.
[edit] - can't believe i spelt ironic wrong in the thread title.
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 05/05/2009 : 19:07:43
or if you love GM cars so much you own one and you bought a bunch of GM bonds to secure your financial future and they became worthless in an economic downturn and your car breaks down while still under warranty but you can't get it fixed because the company files for bankruptcy and dissolves and you are so depressed you walk into traffic and get hit by a BITCHIN' CAMARO!!!
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 05/05/2009 : 12:31:34
or if you buy new shoes and then while you are running home to take them out of the box to put them on, your feet get tangled up in a wayward rosebush and are ripped off your legs.
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
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| BLT |
Posted - 05/05/2009 : 07:58:22
Seen Sunday at Trader Joe's in Burbank:
A car waiting for a parking spot while blocking the car three feet beside him from leaving.
Message boards were the lowest form of socializing until Twitter. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 05/05/2009 : 01:17:12
Meteoric iron, or iron-nickel alloy, was used by various ancient peoples thousands of years before the Iron Age. Tsk.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 05/01/2009 : 07:48:15
i find it ironic that you can spell standardize two ways: standardize and standardise.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:21:44
The ironing is delicious!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Elephant |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 02:28:29
Main Entry: iro·ny
Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony
2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 02:19:39
or if floop and LBF were brothers.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 17:50:36
Or if the ghost turned out to be the warehouse manager from earlier in the episode in a cheap mask.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| floop |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 14:24:05
or if LBF's mom was a nun by day
(ok, that's not cool since he can't defend himself)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 14:22:52
or if the talking heads were featured in those dvd's apl4eris's thread talks about.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 14:12:25
Or if a person was skillful at the trade of an ironsmith, he would be in the occupation of "irony".
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 14:07:04
or if john denver died in a plane crash, eh kitty? how 'bout that one? count it!
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| floop |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 13:55:42
or if your name was kitten but you actually hated kittens
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 13:46:39
this thread reaffirms my belief in the yanks understanding of irony
how'd you guys hold with sarcasm?
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 13:43:28
...or if it rained on your wedding day?
Or, you know, when you get that good advice (teehee) a little to late?
Wouldn't it be ironic if these things were actually ironic?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 13:38:33
or if you worked in a clock store and you always had to work late.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| floop |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 13:33:37
or if you got a flat tire, and then put on your spare tire, only to have that go flat too.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
