| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| The_Devil |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 12:32:05
Yeah, it's me. Questions, comments. Talk to me. You knew I'd show up sooner or later. |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 11/26/2004 : 21:56:22
Duplicate accounts? You mean this guy wasn't the REAL Devil? I'm so disillusioned!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 08:09:08
Only if Dean organised it.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| kathryn |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 07:27:15
Would a fishing trip with Jon Tiven count as the work of the devil?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 05:05:41
Hey Dean, if you really want it to be efficient, you should try and put the market forces on your side.
People need strong incentives to keep just one account. Obviously, the trade off between the utility of having a new kitty and the utility of having two accounts isn't that obvious, since some people prefer having duplicate accounts. You can reduce the utility of having duplicate accounts by excluding people who are in this case for a while. This, of course, is a negative solution, which makes the global utility lower: there is a net loss of utility to forum members, for the problems created by the duplicate avccount are not perceived by the common member.
The other solution is to increase the utility of having a single account, by giving some privileges to people who have many kitties (you should as well create one more ranking, as many people have 5 kitties).
For example, you could create a secret forum where only frequent members would be invited, or organize fishing trips with Frank Black (or Jon Tiven).
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 20:21:01
Reminder to users:
Please do not create duplicate accounts, for a joke or any other reason. This should go without saying. I don't want to do it, but it's been bad lately and if it doesn't stop people will be asked to leave for a week. I suppose this is supposed to be a gentle reminder/warning to most of you, and a more severe warning to people with several accounts.
Thank-you sir and madam satan.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
| The_Devil |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 19:28:39
Hey kids, I'm back.
I was busy helping Karl and Dick with the elections and now that that's over, I'm rested and relaxed and ready to answer any questions you might have.
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:51:22
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Congratulations are also in order for you and the lovely Tre. She is definately the angel in this relationship.
care to take a bet on that one?
( )
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
well... given you are human and he is the devil... I think it's a pretty safe bet. What did you teach him a thing or two  ? |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:50:03
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Congratulations are also in order for you and the lovely Tre. She is definately the angel in this relationship.
care to take a bet on that one?
()
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:38:31
quote:
Originally posted by The_Devil
Daisy, I may not have gotten back to you about each and every one of your questions but are you forgetting something that happened this week? Did
DaisyGirl not get a certain job? Yes, she did. We all know who's to thank. So excuse me for helping you out on the big stuff and cut me some slack on letting some details go. That's how good managers do it and no one has a bigger, more demanding job than me.
Thank you for responding to me.... Sorry to hear you are busy. We missed you around here. And due to your busy scheudle, I do have some sympathy for you...
Congratulations are also in order for you and the lovely Tre. She is definately the angel in this relationship. I am sure you both will make wonderful parents. I hope he is like the cool son, Litte Nikki in the Adam Sandler movie of the same name.
But Mr. Devil, with all due respect, I thought that you were in the details?!?
Anyway, I must say, I have been trying to get J-dog to hook me up for quite some time, so I don't know if I can give you all the credit.
It does sound like you need an administrative assistant/marketer so if you're hiring and I don't have to sell my soul... you know maybe rent it out for a bit...I'm your gal. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:34:34
quote:
Originally posted by The_Devil
KSR: sorry, bud. You can't have your soul back. A deal's a deal.
Damn.
Yeah - ok.
Shit.
Well, can I get a couple more tunes and maybe some cash then?
I mean - thats a purdy good soul you got there and I get what - a couple crappy bands and a bunch of low quality recordings?
C'mon, man...I mean - devil.
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:15:26
He was concieved doggy style and he shall be named doggy style ok!
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 09/26/2004 : 18:29:01
That wash the dog'sh name, Shunior!
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/26/2004 : 18:21:18
quote:
Originally posted by The_Devil
tre, I'm pleased to learn that our night together was fruitful and not merely fun. You were very, very naughty. Thank you again.
Which reminds me to tell remig, yes, I was in Mrs. Jones. That was a fun time, too, but there is something particularly twisted about tre, and I mean that as a compliment.
Anytime!
If you fancy a repeat performance I believe it's all good till the 6th month, although carrying the child of beezlebub I'm not sure if there'll be a different period of gestation, or if it'll burst forth alien style...
If it's a boy I'm calling it Indiana by the way
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| The_Devil |
Posted - 09/26/2004 : 11:49:44
Alright. Settle down, everyone. It's answer time. I've free time these days because Karl Rove is doing all my work for me. Let's see.
soundofataris, it's neither ninjas nor conquestadors. Frank Black's Catholics are the badassest badasses. Everybody got that straight? I'm not sure how this piece of news will affect your bet.
Gracie, don't get me started on Mel Gibson. Nuff said.
tre, I'm pleased to learn that our night together was fruitful and not merely fun. You were very, very naughty. Thank you again.
Which reminds me to tell remig, yes, I was in Mrs. Jones. That was a fun time, too, but there is something particularly twisted about tre, and I mean that as a compliment.
Daisy, I may not have gotten back to you about each and every one of your questions but are you forgetting something that happened this week? Did
DaisyGirl not get a certain job? Yes, she did. We all know who's to thank. So excuse me for helping you out on the big stuff and cut me some slack on letting some details go. That's how good managers do it and no one has a bigger, more demanding job than me.
coldheart, don't kill your neighbors. That kind of quickly escalating violence is never as eloquent or elegant as the slow-torture kind. Instead, drive them insane by blasting bad music.
Which brings me to Avril Lavigne. Here is hell's position statement on that subject: Canada, being a nation nearly perfect, has to occasionally pay for said state of grace. Once in a while, a soul is claimed, usually that of a "musician." Blah blah blah. It goes on from there, I'll spare you the details, and then there's some fine print mentioning names like Joni Mitchell's and the Barenaked Ladies.
KSR: sorry, bud. You can't have your soul back. A deal's a deal.
Oh, gee. Gotta run. Dick Cheney's doing a conference call and I've gotta pick up the line.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/26/2004 : 06:12:53
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Well, I am glad that I just found a job. Because I almost might have been desperate enough to apply to be his administrative assistant.
There is chaos in order and order in chaos!
Congrats, Daisy Girl! ;-)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| twist |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 22:56:07
Is it true that insects are your eyes? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 18:20:47
Do you know Death? If so, how come he and Misfortune were bugging Frank that one horrible day?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| soundofataris |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 15:46:17
Devil, I was wondering if you could settle a bet betwix a friend and I. Which group of badasses are the more badass, ninjas or conquestadors? If she wins, I have to be DD for a month, but if I'm right, she takes me out to a streak dinner at a resturant of my choosing. Thanks for settling this!
your friend,
Brendan T. McVey
friend of the devil |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 13:49:58
So, are you really between Mary and Frank?
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 13:42:21
Well, I am glad that I just found a job. Because I almost might have been desperate enough to apply to be his administrative assistant.
There is chaos in order and order in chaos! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 12:23:55
Yes, but evil and chaos go hand in hand, so it makes sense that good would be better organized.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 12:10:34
which makes no sense 'cos I'm pretty convinced satan is responsible for personal organisers or File-O-Faxes stupid things
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 11:53:36
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Maybe God and the Devil are really one, and religion is just trying to trick us.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
Without evil where is the good?
But I just wish the Devil would answer my questions. He's not as organized as Jesus. At least Jesus got back to me on MOST of my questions . |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 11:50:21
Maybe God and the Devil are really one, and religion is just trying to trick us.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 11:21:45
George Bush has REALLY bushy eyebrows (no pun intended) and he's the devil. Maybe Bush is posting?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 10:14:18
Maybe it's because God has REALLY bushy eyebrows, and the Devil wants a contrast, as usual.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| gracie |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 10:09:16
In the Passion of the Christ, what was that crazy baby that you were holding?, i don't remeber that being in the bible.
Also do you consider the film an accurate protrayal and why don't you have eyebrows, does the fire of hell make hair difficult? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 10:03:11
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
It's your baby
the room smelled like cupids gym
LOL
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 09:27:12
quote:
Oh, are you mad because Frank refers to me far more than he does you?
He didn't call that Catholics album "Jesus' Workshop," did he?
But there's no Frank song called "Satan Was Right," is there?
quote:
Can you hurry up and cash in on Avril Lavigne?
You mean he hasn't already?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 15:34:17
It's your baby
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 14:06:55
I'm currently slaughtering a goat in your honor, Dark Master.
Are you receiving my libations??? |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 13:55:16
Can you hurry up and cash in on Avril Lavigne? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 12:51:26
Dear Devil, can we talk about your feelings for a bit?
How do you feel about God being 7 and you being 6? Are you angry that Frank wrote such a thing?
How do you feel about floop starting that topic that is gaining momentum despite its self-defeating title?
Does George Bush make you spitting mad?
Is it true you're vegan?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 11:32:12
Satan, leave me the hell alone (no pun intended)
This compulsive masturbation you drive me to is wreaking havoc on my sex life |
| the tolerant |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 11:28:58
i'm an aethiest. you dont exist. yet you're still here. religion is so f**ked up. |
