| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 09/19/2004 : 22:34:10
Well, the 19th is/was National Talk Like A Pirate Day. It ended twenty minutes ago in my time zone, but some of you may still get to celebrate. So here's my contribution:
Gyarr, mateys.
Abash! It be time for ye to walks the plank and visit Davey Jones' Locker. Gyarr!!! I think I'll be goin' to affixer the main smiggin!
Did I miss anything?
Also, we need a pirate emoticon. Life would be so much better with one. |
| 25 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 16:05:09
best party ever
I like to complain |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 16:04:58
All for me grog, me jolly jolly grog, all for m'beer an tobacco!!
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 15:58:18
Unless you're drunk on grog, in which case this is the still the right thread.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 16:06:59
you should be in the drunk thread, carl.
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?"
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 15:37:21
Oh fuck. Just re-read that. Maybe I'm becoming dyslexic. Or going nuts.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 15:33:49
one typo isn't worthy of a "what?" carl, keep looking :D
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
- Richard Dawkins |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 15:31:50
I mean 'they' lost an eye. Er, I mean pirates who had actually lost an eye. Would wear a patch.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 15:30:29
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
I always though he was because they'll lost an eye!
what?
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
- Richard Dawkins |
| coastline |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 15:23:34
quote:
Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead
edit- an eye i should say.
Aye.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 15:23:28
That's interesting, I always though he was because they'll lost an eye!
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 15:19:11
that's pretty awesome coastline, i just tried it out. it feels weird when you have both eyes open.
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
- Richard Dawkins |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 13:22:21
i saw that one.
and yea i thought it was cos they didn't have eyes, too.
edit- an eye i should say.
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?"
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| coastline |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 12:55:33
The pirate-themed episode of "MythBusters" was fantastic. Turns out pirates wear those eye patches so they can see better in the dark. If you enter a dark place, you take the patch off and you can see better with that eye. Maybe everyone knew that already. I always thought pirates had patches because they got their eyes gouged out. Sorta like they wore hooks because they got their hands cut off.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 12:29:04
despite really not sharing this affinity for pirates that everyone else seems to have, i'm going to a pirate party tomorrow on a boat. i got some shitty eye patch and fake beard stuff. arrr, and all that.
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
- Richard Dawkins |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 12:26:01
I went to IKEA last year on Talk Like A Pirate Day, and they had a sign for it at the entrance, and employees wore pirate garb, and announcements on the intercom were done in pirate talk. It was awesome. Then my friend and I went there this week, and they had nothing. It was saddening.
"Wait. Hold on. This is where the Pixies draw the line. We don't do the beach ball thing." - Frank |
| KingOfSiam |
Posted - 09/20/2007 : 13:15:50
A pirate, with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants, walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What's up with the steering wheel?"
The pirate says, "Aarrgh, it's driving me nuts!" |
| coastline |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 15:44:27
Aye. Pirates do like a good song, don't they? Here's "Frigging in the Rigging," by the Sex Pistols:
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The first mate's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nigger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Chorus to fade
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| Wee Mac |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 15:37:14
Wot'o matey, ye lost ye barky?
Old naval poem:
Our Captain was very good to us,
He dipped his prick in phosphorous,
It shed a light, all through the night,
And steered us through the Bosphorous! |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 13:03:48
um, arr? this is on my calendar.
also, i made a retarded pirate poem that i posted here like a year ago.
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?"
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 10:03:34
It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!
It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax deductible.
We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountancy!
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| coastline |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 09:54:05
Avast! Kathryn is a wench! And KoK is a scurvy dog! And the rest of ye are a bunch of land lubbers! Aarrr!
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/20/2004 : 14:53:26
Ditto Alpha.
Pirate's alphabet:
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
Aye!!
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
Arrrg!!
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
the head catatonic from the roller rink |
| Alpha Soixante |
Posted - 09/20/2004 : 14:48:09
Damn, I missed it. Oh well, a belated gift. The pirate keyboard:
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 09/20/2004 : 01:16:23
Arrrgh, i'm a pirate with a parrot, arrrrgh, and me parrot is perched on me wooden leg, yarrrr. a-ging-ging-ging!
thanks prozac, that was fun. |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 09/19/2004 : 22:35:58
ugh, is it that time of year again? Sorry to be a poop, but I'm glad I missed it.
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