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| floop |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 11:36:21
today i had to deal with someone named Charlene Goodhead
i'm guessing she had a difficult time in high school.
anyone else got some good ones?
[first name changed to protect the innocent]
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| mrgrieves1971 |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 07:04:49
Woman's basketball player Ivana Mandic. Now that she's mastered the English language and realized the import of her name, she goes by Ivy.
Real women's pro basketball player has a unique name.
Ivana Mandic
Ivana Mandic (left) battles for post position against teammate Jen Williams during a scrimmage.
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| BLT |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 13:48:31
Former Red Sox and Mariner Dick Pole.
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 13:35:15
Mmm, braaivleis.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
| offerw |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 12:56:25
Yup, Vleis Visagie.
Some more rugby players: Baksteen Nel (baksteen = brick), Hempies Du Toit (hempies = little shirts)
wilhelm
We've gone on holiday by mistake. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 12:21:28
My brother told me some bizarre Afrikaans ones the other day, but I can't remember most of them.
The best one was a rugby player whose first name was Vleis (sp?), which translates as Meat.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 11:20:21
I know a Bill Dagel.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| mrgrieves1971 |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 09:38:07
quote:
Originally posted by twist
Athole Massachusetts has my sincere sympathies. They really should do something about that. And Belchertown.
Peter Faulk is doing a documentary about Athol, Mass. It's Called "Faulk in Athol." |
| soyuber |
Posted - 10/21/2005 : 06:45:06
I know of someone names Scott Scott.
Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious! it's very refreshing! |
| Stevio10 |
Posted - 10/20/2005 : 12:57:11
This thread is great!
I've heard a few howlers over the years, some i think must be folklore! But here goes...
I once dated a girl called "Jen Margarita Blower". Miss Blower was very attractive! Unfortunately I didn't have the chance to hang around to see if the rumours were true! ;) Eh Eh!!
In school there was a girl in my History class called "Kerry Hooker". Yeah, after the initial laugh no big deal to any mature person. However I remember one day in history the teacher talking about the Whore-Laval pact, saying what a truly terrible, low, disgusting name "Whore" was, that no self respecting name a human would have! I recall a few smirks and looks of embarrassment in class that day!
My brother once dated a girl called "Rosie Slack". After his laughter he got the sack!
There was a guy in my school called "Billy Mycoch". This I know for sure, however, there were always rumours in school that his mother was called Patricia...so there was the possibility she's called "Pat Mycoch". Hmmmmmmm.
My favourite (well potential favourite) was the possible but improbable marriage of my sister to a man called "Mr Quay" (I dunno if everyone does, but he pronounced it "Key"). My sister is called Dawn...
Stephen
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| Carl |
Posted - 10/20/2005 : 05:00:54
My initials are coc. And yes, despite the tenuosness of it, pople have had lots of fun with that. |
| Domestiques |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 22:03:34
I used to go to aschool with a girl called Ann Cuff.
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All I know there was humous. |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 11:52:55
My dad had a friend named Dick Hertz. But that's not really unfortunate, just damn funny. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 11:23:10
Thanks for reviving, C, though I cannot believe what you just posted.
One of the local hippies just named her son Chickoree. Alrighty!
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 11:21:56
I currently work with one Bill Smelley.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 11:11:30
My friend just had her second baby.
The first one's name is Jude and now she just named the second one Jet.
Now evey time I hear it I have to sing ooo ooo woo ooo.
:)
Its unfortunate on multiple levels. Her last name is Li.
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Don't believe the hype. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 12:13:10
Apparantly Liz Cotton and Gary Needle are now married.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 09:46:06
Thank you for resussitating this one.
Kares De Kock
Dick Butt, father called wait for it - Roger Butt
And I know someone who has two daughters called Holly Day and Summer Day
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| Steak n Sabre |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 04:00:46
Some faves I know of are ex-NFL players Harry Colon and Fair Hooker.
Honorable Mention: Milwaukee legend Dick Bacon.
 The Cult of Frank : "5 Stars" - Cults Illustrated |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 02:47:25
At college there was a guy called Gary Needle and a girl called Liz Cotton. Obviously they HAD to start dating. Unbelievable. I think they may still be together actually.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| mosleyk |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 15:17:45
I have a friend whose uncle's name is Lon Moore....
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 15:12:34
Cool, job bringing this one back.
How about (all genuine, even the last):
Deepak Toofanny
Egad Megahead
DeVille Poto-Moto
and my favourite:
Ganglion R.O.M. Dis-Psyche
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| notkimdeal |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 20:39:11
I went to high school with Bart Simpson.
Rival softball coach was also Harry Dick.
Hugh Hughson, John Johnson, etc.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 14:38:50
quote:
Athole Massachusetts has my sincere sympathies. They really should do something about that. And Belchertown.
There's an Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
quote:
quote:
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
One of my Groomsmen, his brother name is "Barton Harry Dick."
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You're married?
I don't know. Maybe he's a horse.
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| floop |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 12:42:18
kok, there was not a girl named Lynn Whore! (was there?)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 12:19:53
at my school there was a gemma bytheway, a michael jackson and an edward woodward.
My name is a vertical line away from being unfortunate
Teresa Greer....
didn't stop the kids at junior school with the "trees are green" hence where the tre comes from, fucking unimaginitive brummies. The other one they came up with was greer greer car engineer, retards.
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 22:44:16
Two guys from work; Les Willy and Les Sack.
A girl from high school Lynn Whore.
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Want to live forever?
http://www.alexchiu.com/ |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 21:01:25
A guy I went to in high school's dad was name *harry* bunn. I also worked with a guy named *deep* pant. |
| floop |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 10:14:57
quote:
Originally posted by Thomas
quote:
Originally posted by floop
my friend has an African student named Orangelo, who, according to him, was named that after Orange Jello. (true story)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Or could it also mean Orange Yellow?
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard"
don't make me come back to NY and suplex you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 09:06:38
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
One of my Groomsmen, his brother name is "Barton Harry Dick."
You're married?
__________
"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| Black_francis_ |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 08:37:59
i know someone called Hugh Cumber |
| Thomas |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 08:12:39
quote:
Originally posted by floop
my friend has an African student named Orangelo, who, according to him, was named that after Orange Jello. (true story)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Or could it also mean Orange Yellow?
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
| Adam |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 07:55:53
No, the mannequin does not have a black eye. She is wearing a green one piece bathing suit and is missing seven or eight fingures. She lives in the attic so she is very dusty.
Free the Heel! |
| someguycalledjames |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 07:40:39
i went to school with a guy called Richard Head, also used to know a guy called Michael Hunt who insisted on being called Mike (now say Mike Hunt & you'll see what i mean)
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| jediroller |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 07:26:44
Is she a black-eyed mannequin?
I think "Alison Wonderland" is a fantastic name.
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Who, me? Oh man, was that out loud? |
| Adam |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 07:04:12
We have a manoquin (sp) at work that I have named Zelda Ramitharde. She is French. And tennis player Karoline Sprem, that is pretty unfortunate.
Free the Heel! |
