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| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 14:50:15
Is it me or does everyone have at least some sort of addiction related to sex. whether its masturbation or sex i think everyone likes a little sexual fun. 
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 23:26:12
I do, I do. I've invented the trick, so I'm the porn master in my home.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 14:55:58
Which of course you do right?
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 13:38:17
I've banned them to avoid those situations. You can only have access to them if you know an special trick.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 13:09:16
don't have any porn channels, but whenever i'm over at my girlfriend's parents, i can never get used to using the digital remote, and before i know what's happened i'm flicking through the porn channels (that are of course scrambled anyway), but that's normally about the point my gf or her parents come in, with me red faced, trying desperately to get it off the porn channels, but there's so flaming many of them! takes ages to get to the end of them!
And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 12:50:14
they don't make them like russ meyers anymore
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 01:07:11
I have 6 porno channels via satellite, one of them with gay movies. 24 hours a day. Now I'm sick of porn movies.
I saw a funny situation last week: It was a scene with a boy and two girls pretending to be nuns. And you know, it was a typical bunch of meat with short camera takes. It shows a woman's hand touching "youknowwhat" to the other. That girl says: "Oh, sister, You have divine hands". But the translation actress noticed it was her own hand and said something like: "Oh yes, darling, but this is your own hand". And the other translation actress, feeling ashamed: "Hey, it's true!!! But it's soooooo gooooood!!!!!
Guess these things only happens with low budget translated movies.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:38:21
Filmed in hollywood I believe, there was this one man who's wife wanted to become a stripper and a porn star and he said she could only do it if she had a group sex session and he filmed it, so he advertised for it and got all these manky men to come and fuck his wife, it was real nasty, then there was the woman trussed up in a rocking chair andt it was over a huge drum of water, they'd tip her head into the water, she was upside down legs splayed and then they fired a jet of water at her clit, and bring her up and repeat the process till she came, sounded like a bloody asthmatic seagull wen she did mind
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:30:13
I believe that, but what makes it "Hollywood" sex?
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:26:43
It's hilarious, in it's awfullness, some people will give anything a go
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:20:12
hollywood sex? what the hell is that? it sounds downright awful. have i ever had hollywood sex, i wonder?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:13:27
yeah! I've been watching some primo channel 4 action! all swingers and hollywood sex and 100 most sexual blah blahs and "artistic" films it's your naked people everywhere, it's not hardcore but it's most entertaining
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:10:19
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
or get drunk first, although never buy the ones from the late night garage that come free with the magazine as they are supremely shit. What about porn channels? Channel 4 here is practically a porn channel after 10pm, it's great
the room smelled like cupids gym
channel 4?!? channel 4?!!?!?!?!?!?! what???!? WHAT?!
And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:06:03
or get drunk first, although never buy the ones from the late night garage that come free with the magazine as they are supremely shit. What about porn channels? Channel 4 here is practically a porn channel after 10pm, it's great
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:00:56
You can order videos from catalogues, you know. I've heard told, that is. Sex shops like babesintoyland sell DVDs and videos online and via catalogues. Plus they ship discreetly so your granny and the nun who lives next door will never know what bad TarTar's up to.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| TarTar |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 13:43:00
I am too shy to rent porn or buy it. I know the people who work at places where it's rented or sold don't even think about it, but still, I just can't be that guy renting or buying porn.
And I can't look at porn online sitting here in the student commons with tons of people around.
I only have one porn tape and I am REALLY sick of it. And it's a Chasey Lain porn who I'm not all that into. I'd actually rather have a Jenna porn, fake looking slut that she may be. She's good at what she does. I'm a big fan of the average looking girls in porn. That's where it's at. And I can't get into the girl on girl thing. A guy has to be involved. I like to pretend I'm the guy.
My imagination works fine sometimes, but it is nice to have visuals... as well as audio... the noises women make... that's my favorite part.
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:15:40
hmph
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:13:56
c'mon up out of the gutter now tre, we need you on your feet, not your knees now dear.
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:07:18
buisnesswoman whore.
I think it'll go down well..... arf
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 05:15:24
After reading this sentece, who can eat a cookie?
You're an awful bussinessman.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/12/2004 : 15:38:40
hah, one of my cookies will be
If you excpect her to swallow it, you should at least taste it yourself first
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/12/2004 : 15:10:28
I think that might turn people off. I certainly wouldn't want to buy food products from a place called "Smells Like Cupid's Gym."
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/12/2004 : 05:59:44
ooooh, going to go reserve the web space right now....
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/12/2004 : 05:58:25
no, no, no. you should call it "smells like cupid's gym" and people will confuse it for a cobain ripoff but forum members will know what it's about
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 12:39:06
Thats such a good idea! I could have me a fortune cookie e company, I think I'll call it "deal"
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 12:28:37
Tre's got her bad self a future writing fortune cookies. She's gonna make big bucks, people. ; - )
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 11:53:07
It's not difficult to get laid, it's hard to find someone you want to fuck more than once
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 13:48:32
You still going to see her then LBF?
Alicia, if you could, but you ain't, then you haven't got too much to complain about really.
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 12:02:44
oh, you will, you will
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 11:57:39
well...not to say that I couldn't...but it ain't the sort of thing you go and pick up at a vender ya know...unless you want it with mustard. Then that's just gross...
anyways... I'm not saying I CAN'T get it...just that I ain't.
"Don't think that sticking your boobs out and trying to look fuckable will help. Remember you're in a rock and roll band. It's not "fuck me," it's "fuck you!"-Chrissie Hynde |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 11:27:40
Like you couldn't?
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 10:35:06
Yeah sex...uhuh... If only I was getting some.
"Don't think that sticking your boobs out and trying to look fuckable will help. Remember you're in a rock and roll band. It's not "fuck me," it's "fuck you!"-Chrissie Hynde |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 09:02:04
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
I think your body is a wonderland.
Oh no you didn't...
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 01:21:59
Sex is hard work like everything else.
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| Domestiques |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 22:21:11
Jenna Jameson is very, very good at her work, I daresay Lauren Bacall would say she isnt a legend either.
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| floop |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 18:12:07
i think when it comes to rectalrooters.com, it is just you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
