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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 10:06:59
Can someone tell me why my font size for this website has reduced by at least 50%? I have no idea how this has happened but it has not effected any other sites that I have visited. It makes parts of it unreadable.
Please help, my eyes are hurting me.
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| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/20/2004 : 14:29:39
You are all soooooooo gonna die!
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 09/20/2004 : 12:35:20
Waddya know? I'm making tomato juice right now.
Send 'em over Tre - there's still a little room in the canning pot!
You buttered your bread, now lie in it. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/20/2004 : 07:03:43
come up under me? why! I stomp down with my big fuck of sketchers and I CRUSH THEIR HEADS
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 09/20/2004 : 03:40:43
Still think they look sorta like tomatoes....
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/17/2004 : 11:19:03
Then death to Tre, that's what. There is no escape!
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 23:59:14
But what if they tunneled underground, and came up UNDER you? Huh? What about THAT, Ms. Smarty Pants?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 22:24:10
ha, I'm short but flighty a moving target as it were, and I'm good with cricket bats
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 16:36:59
They could drop things on your head, couldn't they?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 15:48:28
good point, I am remarkable short, bu if I can't reach them they can't hit me so who cares!
I can't quite believe I'm defending myself against ficticous strawberry that don't even look like strawberrys... time for a lie down me thinks
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 15:46:29
But then they could fly out of your reach!
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 22:04:14
if there are I'll beat on them too, grr
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 17:51:50
Are there any flying strawberries?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:39:44
oh please! Are you fucking with me now??
Where did I put that club....
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:37:32
OK. put 'em up, put 'em up!
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:20:25
they found a shark on the yorkshire coast and a young boy ripped it's teeth out, ooh, scary shark
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:12:01
I have modified them back at the lab. They can walk on land now.
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:07:35
consider the strawberry smote
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:06:13
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:02:23
Oh no not a strawberry fish! Invading via sheffields well known coast...
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:00:37
By land and by sea!
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 14:25:05
bull. shit.
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 14:19:04
The first wave, the angry strawberry bulls! Gonna fuck up your china shop girl!
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:47:23
yeah, I fear the strawberry, look how I quake, oooh
I have a fucking smoothie maker and I'm NOT afraid to use it
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:43:17
Right that's it. They are on their way round. If you thought your new area was dangerous before, wait 'til they get there. All hell is gonna break loose.
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 19:03:37
the blueberry is passable but it still LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A STRAWBERRY
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 11:08:24
Which is why you don't want to make them angry.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 15:52:02
And strawberries are drinkers, not thinkers.
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 10:53:11
Hahaha, yeah bananas are lovers, not fighters.
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 09:07:47
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Go banana!
Retreat! Retreat! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 17:17:09
Go banana!
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 10:30:49
So, the fruit wars are set to be reignited are they? So be it. My slightly miffed blueberries shall join my angry strawberries to crush those that defected.
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 07:19:06
The Thrills. I hate the Thrills. I love threads I can randomly talk about shit in. Not like the thrills. They suck.
Nothing to see, nothing to hear,
Nothing to be, nothing to fear,
Nothing to prove, nothing to say,
Nothing to lose, nothing to gain,
Nothing to feel nothing to hate
Nothing is real, It's all too late
What do you do when nothing's wrong?
Aint got a clue, Aint got no song |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 06:55:41
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Send him a smack...then he can go answer my q in the qa thread...and those mugs are great. Who could resist one of those all filled with whipped cream and latte goodness?
I could not stay mad at someone that did that. If it had beer in it it would be even better. If the beer was dark we'd be on the floor right there.
How much longer do I have to bend over this desk with my pants down Apl? (I get the feeling I am leaving myself open here, in more ways than one)
Until you're good and sorry, and I've finished reading this riveting book:
Or... whichever comes first.  
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Oh and where the hell did you get that angry strawberry? They are mine! ALL MINE!
A whole legion of your angry strawberries defected, HPM. They mumbled something about your ass and post traumatic stress. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:12:35
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Send him a smack...then he can go answer my q in the qa thread...and those mugs are great. Who could resist one of those all filled with whipped cream and latte goodness?
I could not stay mad at someone that did that. If it had beer in it it would be even better. If the beer was dark we'd be on the floor right there.
ohalexanderiseeyoubeneaththearchwayofaerodynamics
How much longer do I have to bend over this desk with my pants down Apl? (I get the feeling I am leaving myself open here, in more ways than one)
Oh and where the hell did you get that angry strawberry? They are mine! ALL MINE!
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 14:20:21
Send him a smack...then he can go answer my q in the qa thread...and those mugs are great. Who could resist one of those all filled with whipped cream and latte goodness?
I could not stay mad at someone that did that. If it had beer in it it would be even better. If the beer was dark we'd be on the floor right there.
ohalexanderiseeyoubeneaththearchwayofaerodynamics |
