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| Newo |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 04:15:40
Excerpt from this play by Eugene Ionesco I got giggles from. More at plato.acadiau.ca/courses/educ/reid/ 4183/Materials/Teaching-topics/literature/rhino1.doc
LOGICIAN [to the Old Gentleman): Take a sheet of paper and calculate. If you take six paws from the two cats, how many paws are left to each cat?
OLD GENTLEMAN [to the Logician): One possibility is: one cat could have four paws and the other two...There could be one cat with five paws...and one cat with one paw. But would they still be cats, then?
LOGICIAN [to the Old Gentleman]: Why not?
OLD GENTLEMAN [to the Logician]: By taking two of the eight paws away from the two cats...we could have one cat with six paws...we could have one cat with no paws at all.
-Owen |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 07/07/2005 : 20:24:52
I'm pretty cool with Ionesco. We had to read Rhinoceros and The Bald Soprano in my junior year of high school, and I thought they were amusing, in a surrealistic, nonsensical way.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| puredenizenofthecitizensb |
Posted - 07/03/2005 : 12:06:08
I have to pee.
 How come we say Los Angeleez?
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 10:41:10
"Bizzare. Strange. Curious"
I know my Ionesco.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
