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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:44:31
Alright, once again: I'd have all of them killed if it were up to me but it eliminates the hard choice.
You may pick 2 of these singers/bands. Once you do: Describe to us how you'd have them killed. Again, be as gross and vivid as you'd like. The bloodier the better!
Backstreet Boys
NSync
98 Degrees
B2K
Nick Lachey
Clay Aiken
Justin Timberlake
Enrique Iglesias
Blue
Westlife
Wow. This is really hard. Umm...I'll get back to you..hopefully you'll have more luck deciding..
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 10:31:58
You'll be happy, VoVat: Slut "Singers" is the next category! Sometime later today. Buahahaha!
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
| VoVat |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 10:30:43
There's a special Hell for boy bands and slutty girls who can't sing.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 10:27:36
*cough shallow cough*
Their bodies may be saved by you..but their souls shall forever burn in hell!
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
| The Champ |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 07:46:10
Yea you should really add jessica simpson to that list of extreme talent. Shes got the WORST voice easily. |
| pfeffa |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 06:45:08
I would gladly lure Justin and Nick if someone wants to 'off them...or at least stop them from singing and wearing ugly clothes.
Is this how guys feel when they see attractive women in ugly clothes? |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 06:35:36
Yeah, Justin Timberlake is the only one I know.
I would probably poison him. People don't use poison that much these days, there should definitely be a poison revival.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| pfeffa |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 06:35:15
Oh, nevermind, he should be killed...check this out:
grossssss |
| pfeffa |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 04:46:59
What if Nick Lachey promised to never, ever, ever sing again?
Oh, and he needs to stop dressing like a hip-hop beach bum. Then, he could live, right?
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| n/a |
Posted - 08/21/2004 : 03:51:56
I read that. I spat coffee. Bastards.
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 21:53:20
Maybe he and Frank should collaborate! And then they'd get Jessica Simpson to sing!
Oh, wait. That would be utterly horrible. Never mind.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| The Champ |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 16:20:04
I would say that Nick Lachey is actually "better" then the pixies, or any frank black work to date. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 15:48:29
Rules WHAT? The Kingdom of the Dumbasses?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| The Champ |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:05:42
Nick Lachey Rules |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:50:38
Backstreet Boys: they would be led into a back-alley in the grittiest part of a gritty city, where a group of speed-freak ex-cons would be set loose on them for a violent gang rape and subsequent beating-to-death
98 degrees: these lovely lads would be dismembered, and their body parts put into a kiln. 98 degrees? try 1000, YOU FUCKWADS.
ok, i'm scaring myself now.... |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:56:39
Ugh. Boy bands. I need some inspiration for this one....
Where did I put my copy of one hundred and twenty days of soddom?
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:49:39
Your wish is my command. Yes, you are lucky. Thankfully I've never heard of Blue or Westlife. Yay!
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 12:48:21
It's quite nice to see that only one of them (Justin Trousersnake) has had any real impact over here.
You can add Blue and Westlife though, by all means.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
