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Little Black Francis Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:02:48
Did anyone else hear about this? Talk about dancing bears, sheesh.

Bear Drinks 36 Beers and Passes Out

Published: Aug 18, 2004 10:39 PM EST

BAKER LAKE, Wash. (AP) - Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.


The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.

Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.

"He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."

A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.

Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.

"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."


Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha
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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 08/30/2004 : 09:06:53
Nice story, even if it is a publicity stunt.

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VoVat Posted - 08/19/2004 : 18:26:01
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"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."


So would he say this animal was smarter than the average bear?



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Little Black Francis Posted - 08/19/2004 : 13:05:22
where's Derek? We need a visual aid here...

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha
BLT Posted - 08/19/2004 : 12:43:26
If it had been Rainier Ale ("Green Death") instead of Rainier Beer, that bear would be dead.
Carolynanna Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:30:45
This is a little off topic but I used to love that Rainier commercial where it was the motorcycle that sounded like,
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
:)
Steak n Sabre Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:28:11
This also speaks volumes about the quality of Busch beer. A better headline might have been "Bear has better taste than NASCAR fans"... Though I have no clue what Rainier is like these days, I do know Busch is absolutely horrid.


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floop Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:25:03
i think even a bear would have enough taste not to drink Rainier


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:45:12
This has publicity stunt written all over it.

What colours are Busch/Rainier cans?


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vilainde Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:36:58
Hey, that's funny. I was about to post this news today but only had it in French.


Denis

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