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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 08/03/2004 : 21:02:11
Some of you may recall that yours truly recently beat out such candidates as George Bush and Avril Lavigne as stupidest person ever on Bestandworst.com.
Fewer still will remember the initial mystery as to how I was nominated... the nominator was from Ontario, and I don't really have anyone I know in Ontario that would've done it.
However, someone looking for me on MSN today forwarded me this:
http://members.msn.com/?mpp=4263~5AAAAAAaAG*ZsZQuX64VhtCDB12wC5Jy*xfAtcNhvz44qU2SNldvDOQw$$~5AAAAAAbAGrE3yr8kto2QckEMD2*5MQQxFE9!nZD!Dlqw$
Apparently this is the first Dean Katsiris not to be directly related to me. And someone doesn't like him. But I still take props for winning the stupidest person alive. And thank-you for your assistance.
That's all.
 "When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 08/05/2004 : 17:58:43
Or after Canada officially becomes part of the United States.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 21:25:36
It's OK, I've got Kerry on a short leash... I won't risk a vote split. However, once the constitution is changed to allow foreign born candidates, I will be there and in the running. As soon as I finish my stint as Canadian Prime Minister, that is...
So much to do, so few years...
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 17:42:22
Well, I'm hoping it will be a FALL for Bush, anyway.
If Dean weren't all Canadian and probably too young and stuff, maybe he could run against Bush in the election. Or would that split the stupid vote?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 14:51:26
Dean, I think you started the chain reaction that will lead to his eventual political demise this autumn
I wouldn't say fall though, thats just weird
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 14:45:20
Yeah, the comments were my favourite part. That and besting Bush. You might say that I started the chain reaction that will lead to his eventual political demise this fall. I wouldn't, but you might...
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 11:15:21
Damn, some of those are funny :) |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 11:13:25
Heh,some choice quotes from the people who made it possible for Dean to win by 110 clear votes(Congratulations!)
His Kingly Cave? More of a knee-capping than a tribute.
by Andy_Mac
Dean has been known to drink out of the milk in the supermarket. He also tries to fondle the mailman.
by Anonymous_B-Sider
Dean burnt down my daughter's tree house. She's 3 years old.
by Mad_at_Dean
Dean, that incident with the goat, the frozen yoghurt and the jacuzzi was unforgiveable.
by Bim_Blinkflast
on numerous occasions i've drugged and taken advantage of dean.
but now he knows..and so he just drugs himself when we're hanging out.
i just tell him i've taken advantage of him now, and leave a cucumber in his arse for when he wakes up.
he takes the fun out of everything.
vote for dean!
by Anonymous
One time, Dean was like "I'm so smart," and I was like "Nuh uh!"
by Guest_8b994
His Kingly Cave? If Elvis were alive he would now be dead. Frank is rumoured to be suicidal after hearing Dean's "version"
by Andy_Mac
Dean once urinated on my cat in case it was about to catch fire. At first I thought he was faking, but then I realized he actually meant it. *vote*
by Guest_6fb8a
You guys are stupid! Bill Gates is screwing you over in front of your face. At least Dean gets you from behind and lots of people that I know don't even know who he is cuz he hasn't screwed them over in the face. but, maybe its better to be screwed in the face. OK, I'll vote for Dean. The world needs to know how evil he is.
by kill_bill
ha! take that dean! your blowjobs suck!!!!and you're stupid too
by Guest_9ed2b
Dean believes with all his heart that the Swedish Chef from the muppets can actually shoot a cabbage with a blunderbuss and turn it into a large number of brussels spouts. Simpleton.
by Bim_Blinkflast
Dean has the tiniest little pecker I have ever seen.
by Guest_a50cb
Dean, you proved your inate stupidity and overall unworthiness of the tag of a "thinking, analyzing, sentient creature" when you had dry anal sex with my great grandmother.
by Guest_a50cb
To show my face in public, I have to tell everyone he's a distant cousin that we had to take in, as his parents were not deemed mentally competent to raise him.
by Deans_Mom
Asterid is almost an anagram of Dean is a stupid arse
by Dave_Nausea
Dean scares me. He posted the inferior version of my cover and now everyone hates me. I hate you dean! I hate you! Oh yeah, he also molestered my cousin...but that's a whole other story
by TheCroutonFuton
Dean doesn't bathe because he thinks that water has rights, too. You can practically see the stink-lines.
by kill_bill
Dean has a criminal record. It is called "his Kingly Cave"
by Dave_Nausea
Who the hell is this Dean Kastiris guy?
by Guest_a284b
Dean drinks Clamato Juice. Straight. Think about that.
by Guest_c9c77
Dean thinks there's only one 'e' in the word elephant and likes to say "el-phant"
by phillip_timothy_tom
Dean Katsiris stands naked in his front yard every morning chanting "Are empty mustard off mar fate Are empty catsup off mouse hole" until he runs out of breath and passes out. Then he wakes up and throws his toenails at the mailman.
by rainy_gut_raisins
Dean emails me and I'm all like... DELETED!!!
by Strong_Bad
Dean refuses to eat anything with preservatives. He is scared of any food that has a shelf life, because he once heard about radioactive elements having a half-life. *vote*
by Guest_bc626
vote Dean. he is the son of a mother fucker
by Anonymous
Who do you THINK put Jesus on this list? ... answer: Dean
by Anonymous_Willy
I quite like "His Kingly Cave" actually
by Andy_Mac
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 11:02:37
Is this all true?
*Dean has been known to drink out of the milk in the supermarket. He also tries to fondle the mailman.
*Dean burnt down my daughter's tree house. She's 3 years old.
*Dean, that incident with the goat, the frozen yoghurt and the jacuzzi was unforgiveable.
*Dean says awful things about the Pope, the Dalai Lama, and Billy Graham.
*I'm one of 40-something (known) illegitimate children Dean has had since taking control of the cult a few years ago. Papa, you're so stupid, please don't abandon me!
*Dean once urinated on my cat in case it was about to catch fire. At first I thought he was faking, but then I realized he actually meant it.
*Dean stole my virginity three times!
and I'm not evn half way down the page!
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*looks at mr rainbow kitties in a whole new light now*
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| jo |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 09:59:32
wow, just think of the other Dean Katsiris, he'll be wondering why and how so many people think he's so stupid :)
oops
oh well, I enjoyed voting :) |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 09:37:32
Lies, lies, lies!!!
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
| Ten Percenter |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 07:58:30
I have to confess Dean, I was voting for the Dean Katsiris from Ontario, and not the member of the fabulous beat combo Asterid
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 07:53:52
BTW, here was the original poll:
http://www.bestandworst.com/pages/vote/vote-205.html
"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 01:48:46
"rap, dance, alcohol, soccer, hockey, baseball, girls"
.............gee......... what a guy!
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 08/03/2004 : 21:09:40
lol
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