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| martha_promise |
Posted - 07/28/2004 : 22:27:11
If everyone would humor me for a minute. I was lying in bed last night wondering if I was going to be executed which method would be the quickest or at least the most painless. So then of course I started wondering what all the folks at fb.net would think.
Going by some of the more prevelant options over the last few centuries.
Narrowed down to four choices... (no fireing squads or bowing out in your sleep, lethal injection, ect..)...
1.) Guillotine
2.) Lynching
3.) Electric Chair
4.) Gas Chamber
Don't mean to be morbid or anything,... just wondering, each one has it's own merits and detriments.
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| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 08/01/2004 : 16:29:19
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
Gas chamber.
"Breathe deep the gathering gloom."
Anyone quoting Moody Blues deserves the gas chamber.
*Shka-pow! You're Dead! |
| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 08/01/2004 : 16:11:02
I'll go for guillotine.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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| n/a |
Posted - 07/31/2004 : 08:40:55
I believe it was rubber bungs of varying sizes, it was a temporary measure, luckily I never had the need to use my valuable training, it was a night job while I was at uni and the lovely old folks were always considerate enough to slip their mortal coil after my shift finished, I did have a couple of close calls though, I was bricking it (those rubber bungs had more than one good use ( ) )
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| misleadtheworld |
Posted - 07/31/2004 : 08:36:19
Tre, I think this forum has entered a new league! 
....but, I have to ask, what would you use to plug the holes with?
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| n/a |
Posted - 07/31/2004 : 08:34:29
Ha yeah, I used to work in an old folks home, on the first day I got instruction in the technique for "plugging" if one died and we had to wait a while for a pick up. niiiiiiiiiiice. Instruction went along the lines of, 'if there's a hole, you plug it, ok?'
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/31/2004 : 04:01:50
But if you were to hang your self, do you know what 0happens to all your fluid bits? its not nice im telling ya
I drink and smoke
Until I choke
Until I'm broke
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 07/31/2004 : 01:20:55
No-one's said electric chair. I suppose that must be the possibility of your evil hair breaking free and possessing an innocent to wreak terrible revenge.
Out of those four I'd probably go gas.
If I had to say one, I'd probably suggest being decapitated in my pursuit to be The One.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
| martha_promise |
Posted - 07/31/2004 : 01:00:59
I don't know, wouldn't you gag and suffocate?...slowly.
If you had to add a choice,..what whould it be?
...shotgun, guitar string, paper towels soaked in gasoline?
~~I love the north part, I love your marble ear~~ |
| floop |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 17:45:36
i'd go gas chamber. i think that would be the least painful.
in fact, i would say objectively, for fact, that that would be the least painful. from now on, all my opinions are absolute objective truth.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| NimrodsSon |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 17:43:51
Hmm...those choices aren't very good, but I suppose it would either be guillotine or gas chamber, probably gas chamber. I try not to think about these things too much.
¡Viva los Católicos y la Pistolaa! |
| martha_promise |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 16:24:56
I think that I've heard/read somewhere that Lynching, if executed (no pun intended) properly is supposed to instantly break your neck....so that might not be to bad. Of course then you also hear of eyeballs popping out and defacation, so I dunno.
The History Channel is what brought this whole thing up..."Damn History Channel." I could probably get rid of extended cable if it weren't for that.
Of course mtv & E! have programs with redeeming qualities on...
~~I love the north part, I love your marble ear~~ |
| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 15:29:19
Lynching.
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It's much more sexy than the Guillotine
*Shka-pow! You're Dead! |
| n/a |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 13:03:03
that's got to hurt, and you'd die with a stupid expression on your face, I'm telling you, death on the job with a big grin, it's the way forward
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| misleadtheworld |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 13:00:11
I'm sorry Ramona, I'm just sharin' the know!
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| ramona |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 12:48:45
EW.
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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| misleadtheworld |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 12:43:10
Sometimes a guillotine wouldn't go straight through. They'd need to give it a few runs to actually cut your head off and kill you.
Gas Chamber, for sure.
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| ramona |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 12:41:44
As Dorothy Parker said;
Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
Drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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| BLT |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 12:36:03
Gas chamber.
"Breathe deep the gathering gloom." |
| n/a |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 10:28:56
any way you like but I plan on going on the job, they're gonna need a Y shaped coffin for tre I tell ya ()
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| begeegs |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 04:13:16
Guillotine. But if I had my choice from all forms - carbon monoxcide poisoning. |
| Doog |
Posted - 07/30/2004 : 04:08:25
Guillotine, for sure. I'm poop-scared of choking to death or drowning, so no gas chamber for Doogy...
Hm. How morbid.
 "Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
www.doog.tk |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/29/2004 : 12:35:39
Can I go for eating ice cream 'til I die?
Go on, make it an option.
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 07/28/2004 : 23:08:33
Gullitine you're actually not brain dead instantly... haven't you ever read he stories of people doing signals with their eys after their heads were cut off?
I'd go with lethal injection but that's not a choice, yet...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 07/28/2004 : 23:01:34
Guillotine. An almost instant death.
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
