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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/27/2004 : 12:27:56
What's your most embarassing moment? |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 09:47:42
I´ve checked, nothing yet! What about my kids? aren´t they fabulous?
And why did you said " still want to be my friend ?" What´s wrong with what you saw?
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 09:20:29
Too many too little time.
The most embarassing involves a very late last night of drinking,
too long of a shirt and a paper shredder....
__________
"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 09:16:01
Just to say that after seeing you I still wanna be your friend but, you know, it's hard to say..., but I've got a life out of this  Today I must repair a water pump. Really interesting, huh. So, comments later. Check your mail.
"Monísima" means something like "very, very cute", but it must be said in that ridiculous high-pitched voice we use when we talk about children. You know what kind of voice.
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!" |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:56:52
Yeah, well -you know...I was all giddy and stupid and nervous being that close to The Man Himself...just wasn't making the best decisions.
It's like when I met Ben Folds in a coffeshop in Nashville a couple months ago. I mean, I managed to tell him that my son and I really dig Rockin The Suburbs, but the best closer I could think of was "Keep making music, man."
Right.
Sure.
Will do.
You betcha there, cowboy.
No, he was nice. The woman with him, however (might have been Frally?) just sort of sighed and held her head in her hands.
I did shake Ben's hand though - sweaty as mine must have been.
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:38:45
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Oh, I just wanted to sink through the floor.
I took it even further after the show. I approached the stage - ignoring the line that had formed to the right and said "Hey man, can I get a pic?"
Frank COMPLETELY ignored me and continued tearing down his rig.
So, I have this pic of Frank winding up a guitar chord.
Ignoring me.
Hell yeah.
I am tact personified.
Your story made me laugh a lot...I couldn´t imagine my self in your place even knowing that Frank ignored you!
That´s the Best!
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the head catatonic from the roller rink
Your story made me laugh a lot...I couldn´t imagine my self in your place even knowing that Frank ignored you!
That´s the Best!
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| floop |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:25:45
ok. mine (i guess):
in high school, a popular prank to pull on people was "pantsing" each other. ie. walk up behind someone and literally yank their pants down. i think it's a pretty standard, classic prank.
it's particularly easy if someone is wearing shorts or sweats.
anyway, i was standing at the front of the classroom waiting at our teachers desk for something. i think he (teacher) was either out of the room or something (he was clueless anyway) and this guy came behind me and yanked my shorts down. like, all the way to my ankles.
of course everyone sitting in at their desks had a nice laugh at my expense and my face turned lobster red.
the most humiliating part about it was, on this day, i happened to be wearing this pathetic, tattered and ripped pair of jockey underwear that literally had giant holes in them (and, probably, questionable stainage)..
nevermind that i had a crush on one of the girls who saw me.
on a side note, i still have the underwear and am actually wearing them now coincidentally.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:19:44
Oh, I just wanted to sink through the floor.
I took it even further after the show. I approached the stage - ignoring the line that had formed to the right and said "Hey man, can I get a pic?"
Frank COMPLETELY ignored me and continued tearing down his rig.
So, I have this pic of Frank winding up a guitar chord.
Ignoring me.
Hell yeah.
I am tact personified.
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
| vilainde |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:15:23
Haha! You could have just stared at the guy next to you, to make Frank think it was him who yelled it.
Denis
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| floop |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:14:46
hehehe. thanks for the early morning giggle. that's awesome. "MR. GRIEVES!!!!!!"
heheheheh
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:12:21
I was watching Frank Black do an in-store performance at the Tower Records on Clark Street in Chicago in March of 2003.
He had just finished a song when I had found a place to sit on the floor - smack dab in the middle.
For some reason, I decided to yell out "Mr. Grieves!"
Silence.
Mr. Grieves was the song he had just finished and I knew it just after I said it.
I kept my eyes down and fiddled with my digital camera.
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:11:40
hahah...yeah right.
I should have just locked the fucking door. Lesson learned.
He pretty much looked at me in my vulnerable, morbidly embarrased state for a split second, as I hunched over and tried to pretend I was doing god knows what.
Then he closed the door, mumbled something awkwardly about dinner being ready in a bit, and got the hell out of there!
Man, i'm blushing just thinking about it....
Let's change the subject |
| floop |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:09:08
you could have just been like, "Dad, it's not what you think"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:03:25
Once upon a time my dad walked in on me servicing myself to porn on the internet
What's worse, it was right as the...ermm...culmination of it all occurred.
Try playing that one off. 
And yeah, at least it wasn't my mom.... |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 08:00:27
Ultima tentativa Xavier...espero ter conseguido.
O que significa "Monísima"?
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| slaveish |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 06:46:17
I was working at a bead/jewelry store, chatting with my co-worker Terisssa. This good-looking guy came in and asked for some help- he needed his beads restrung. So I helped him as he stood on the other side of the counter and there was some chemistry going on. We were chatting and everything was going well, when Terissa blurts out, "hey I know- you should ask her out!" I said, "what?" and I think the guy said, "what?" and then I darted behind the partition that was behind us. Terissa came back and she asked me what I was doing. I told her I couldn't go back out there, and she said I had to. So I went and finished up working with him and he left, much awkwardness between us. I saw him a couple of times after that on the street, and we'd have these very stiff, meaningless conversations. And yes, I gave Terissa a lot of shit for that! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 05:40:03
Agora já está! Espero...
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 05:22:51
You've sent me an empty mail. Check yours!
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!" |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 05:09:03
Now it is the right one...I´ve seen the other, she is the one in the middle that you almost can´t see, me and the computers...
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 04:59:54
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Sorry. I've seen it! It's a picture of some cute children with blue hats. I don't know if it's a mistake or some sort of portuguese joke. Is it your daughter Maria?
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!"
What? I don´t know what is that! I´m going to send it again. But if it is a blue hat maybe it´s Maria at school!
Wait a moment, I´ll do it again...
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 04:16:35
Sorry. I've seen it! It's a picture of some cute children with blue hats. I don't know if it's a mistake or some sort of portuguese joke. Is it your daughter Maria?
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!" |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 04:11:35
No comments?
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 01:24:54
NOW!!!!!!!!!
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!" |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 00:58:39
Xavier, when you can check your email...and see us so bloody happy!
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 23:34:15
quote:
Originally posted by rita
Don´t be...I didn´t mean that!
It´s just a photo that a friend took us after the Pixies played...and we were so happy!
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that...
Nahhhh, just kidding.
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:13:01
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Being caught by my dad while pleasuring myself to Heather Locklear on TJ Hooker. I wish I could erase that god damn memory. To do this day I kind of hate her for it.
Awkward moment #2: I once was teaching an undergrad ecology/evolution lab and we had this very loud tank with some sea urchins in it. In the middle of my lecture I unplugged the tank because I couldn't think or lecutre with the noise it was making. Flash forward a few days later to a meeting in the same room. The main lecturer was talking to us about that week's lab and I couldn't hear her because of that loud tank. So, I unplug it. She notices and announces that somebody last week unplugged the tank and the sea urchins had died and they had to clean up the stinky mess. I felt like I shrunk to 6 inches. Nothing was ever said but I felt so guilty.
We have a winner. Nothing is worse than your dad catching you beating your meat.
Except your mum. Anyone?
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 14:10:53
Don´t be...I didn´t mean that!
It´s just a photo that a friend took us after the Pixies played...and we were so happy!
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 13:56:31
quote:
Originally posted by rita
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
A photo? Where, where?
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!"
I sent one by email to my friend Kathryn.
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that...
Aaaaahhhhhhh.......!!!!!!!!!! Your friend Kathryn!!!!! I'm pissed off now.
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!" |
| darwin |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 13:45:45
Being caught by my dad while pleasuring myself to Heather Locklear on TJ Hooker. I wish I could erase that god damn memory. To do this day I kind of hate her for it.
Awkward moment #2: I once was teaching an undergrad ecology/evolution lab and we had this very loud tank with some sea urchins in it. In the middle of my lecture I unplugged the tank because I couldn't think or lecutre with the noise it was making. Flash forward a few days later to a meeting in the same room. The main lecturer was talking to us about that week's lab and I couldn't hear her because of that loud tank. So, I unplug it. She notices and announces that somebody last week unplugged the tank and the sea urchins had died and they had to clean up the stinky mess. I felt like I shrunk to 6 inches. Nothing was ever said but I felt so guilty. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 13:26:49
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
A photo? Where, where?
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!"
I sent one by email to my friend Kathryn.
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 12:27:44
A photo? Where, where?
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!" |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 11:46:07
Yes I am! He´s the love of my life...
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 11:01:15
You are still deeply in love, from what I saw of that photo of you after the Pixies show!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 10:39:32
Yes my dear! We were deeply in love...
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that... |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 10:25:42
quote:
Originally posted by rita
This thread made me go back to my teenager times when I used to run away from my bedroom at night when I was sure that my parents were asleep, just to be with my beloved boyfriend! One night when I was comming back I saw the garden lamps on, and we didn´t know what to do,I thought my parents just discovered that I wasn´t there, we waited some time then the lamps went off. I got a lot of courage and I climbed in, shaking!...nothing happened and the next day I was in panic because I didn´t knew if they really knew about that. Some days after I realized that my father had some kind of a timer that did that to the lamps during the night!
It was a hell of an embaressement!
And they never caught me or knew about that!
I like his shoes, I like his hat, I´d like me better if I looked like that...
Was that Paulo? ;-)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 09/26/2004 : 14:45:29
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
bumble, my English-to-American dictionary isn't handy. You mean sneaker when you say "trainer"? I kept thinking about a training bra, you know ... the kind young girls wear.
Difficult to tell, really.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
