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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 12:04:56
My truck died this week-end so I have been forced to take the loser-cruiser to work this week. Just over an hour by bus each way......and then today, some dipshit left his gum on a bus-seat, WTF? So now I have a nice white patch of gum on the ass of one of my favourite pairs of pants. 
 "Too cool for Cults" |
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| darwin |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 11:59:21
quote:
Originally posted by SpudBoy
Glad to hear that. I was really worried you would be at work - in your skivvies - spraying can after can of compressed air on your beleaguered trouser butt, pleasuring yourself with a frozen can of peanut butter, and asking passers by for small rodents with a sweet tooth.
That, my friend, would not have ended well.
*festoon*
Especially for the rodent. |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 11:56:27
Glad to hear that. I was really worried you would be at work - in your skivvies - spraying can after can of compressed air on your beleaguered trouser butt, pleasuring yourself with a frozen can of peanut butter, and asking passers by for small rodents with a sweet tooth.
That, my friend, would not have ended well.
*festoon* |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 11:38:07
I put my pants in the freezer when I got home, then I went to bed....I forgot about them this morning. My roommate will be wondering what the fuck I'm up to, hehe.
"Too cool for Cults" |
| benji |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 01:38:11
Back On Topic - Tea Tree Oil is the best method of removing run from clothing.
spread a little on it and then leave it for a bit and it will go very hard and it'll just come off easy peasy.
i've used this method numerous times without fail.
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 00:25:21
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
hehe, 'tuck your shirt out', it's funny that you say that instead of 'untuck'. i say 'overneath' sometimes. and 'outside-in' instead of 'inside-out'.
"Too cool for Cults"
I do that all the time... that's what too much partying on in college can do to you..:) So how did it go? I was thinking if you weren't able to get the gum off you have the satisfaction of knowing that anyone that would notice was checking your ass out...so at least that can make you feel better because obviously they think you have a mighty fine ass. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 22:21:33
But what should we do about the gum on Sandy Berger's pants?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| pfeffa |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 20:15:58
When you get home, take off your pants, put them in the freezer. If you find that you must pleasure yourself at this time, just do it and don't tell us...don't get near any peanut butter, either. After about ten minutes, remove the pants from the freezer and see what gum you can pick off from them using your nails, tweezers, etc. to lift frozen gum material from the jeans without hurting them.
Get off as much as you can, then wash the jeans normally. |
| El Barto |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 18:10:19
Man, *the* funniest story involving gum...probably funnier if you knew the characters and were in the room.
Scene: Junior high, history class. Meet Jason, the kid with the high pitched girly voice who no one liked and constantly picked on. Catholic school, wearing uniforms; Jason is wearing the sweatshirt today. Jason realizes that the back to his chair has gum on it as he sits back in it. He quietly voices his disgust "Awww man! This sucks!" People around him notice and start laughing quietly. The teacher takes notice, and tells Jason to leave the room for disrupting the class. He gets up and starts walking, gum still stuck to his back, creating a string still attaching him to the chair. Laughter gets louder, Jason gets louder, teacher gets louder. "Get out!" "I'M TRYING!"...the gum is still stuck to his back. Poor Jason...but thank you for one of the greatest school-related moments.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
| Opaque |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 17:46:15
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
Right then. Here's what you must do:
Buy a bunch of gum on your next trip to the loo. Chew it very quickly, and apply to the entire surface of your pants for a cohesive look. Or try for a polka-dot effect.
LMAO! That one gets my vote for best way to handle the situation. ^5 to apl!
"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 15:24:56
Thanks TM, I guess I don't have to start that new trend after all.
HPM - I'm sorry you jumped on the bandwagon and stuck gum on the backside of all your pants, it was cool for half a day, you'll always have that.
"Too cool for Cults" |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 15:16:57
dear shineoftheever
What type of environment do you work in? If there are computers at your work, you probably keep aerosol keyboard duster somewhere. Spray this stuff continuously directly on the gum. It will freeze.
Then you can crack it and lift it off the material. I've done this before.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 14:42:45
I dunno, who is with you? Do you feel a presence?
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 14:34:27
Fuck it, I'm starting a new trend! 
Who's with me?
"Too cool for Cults" |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 14:31:21
Try getting a bunch of ice-cubes and letting the ice melt on the gum. That worked for me once.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 14:27:12
more like Sasquatch's cousin.
"Too cool for Cults" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 14:09:24
Who's then? You Frankenstein's Monster?
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 14:06:55
not my flesh homey! Especially the lower half....
"Too cool for Cults" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 14:05:39
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
i could cut the ass out and say "I thought this was a fetish production"
"Too cool for Cults"
Just a shame that you were wearing the one pair of trousers that you own that actually have fabric covering your ass. It would have been a lot easier to get it off flesh.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:49:51
hehe, 'tuck your shirt out', it's funny that you say that instead of 'untuck'. i say 'overneath' sometimes. and 'outside-in' instead of 'inside-out'.
"Too cool for Cults" |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:40:59
Hee... hee.. can you tuck your shirt out to cover it? |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:36:33
i could cut the ass out and say "I thought this was a fetish production"
"Too cool for Cults" |
| n/a |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:31:23
then claim it as a new punk movement pollack-esque style statement
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:31:16
Right then. Here's what you must do:
Buy a bunch of gum on your next trip to the loo. Chew it very quickly, and apply to the entire surface of your pants for a cohesive look. Or try for a polka-dot effect. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:28:18
shitty thing is, I'm going straight to a play after work.
http://www.bardonthebeach.org/2plays.html#merry
"Too cool for Cults" |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:28:02
Here's what P&G's website said:
Chewing Gum: Try the same "cold approach" as used for candle wax. Hopefully you'll get most of it up using this method. Small bits left can be cut out, or use a solvent to dissolve the gum and a paper towel to blot it up
Candlewax Cold Remedy: Place several ice cubes in a plastic bag and press against the drippings so wax gets brittle and can be pulled or broken off, a plastic spatula can be invaluable.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:26:03
haven't even tried, I'm at work.
"Too cool for Cults" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:18:20
Spunk bubbles? That has to be a first for this forum.
Back on topic, any luck getting it out yet shine?
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| n/a |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:05:14
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
Masturbate on the chewinggum, then re-chew it.
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
you could blow spunk bubbles!
oh no thats bubble gum...
I'm sorry I'm sorry.... I'm sorry
I can't help it
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| ramona |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 12:50:45
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
Masturbate on the chewinggum, then re-chew it.
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 12:27:17
This reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons when Lisa gets chewing gum stuck in her hair and the whole town suggest ways for her to get it out.
It all comes down to The Simpsons.
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 12:25:28
Masturbate on the chewinggum, then re-chew it. Do it in the freezer. Eat the peanut butter. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 12:24:19
I heard that's ok for getting gum out of hair, but won't it leave a huge grease-stain on my pants?
"Too cool for Cults" |
| n/a |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 12:23:46
put them in the freezer
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Chip Away Boy |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 12:23:02
use the oil from peanut butter, take it right off. |
