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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:43:02
What a cool story.
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| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 20:16:24
I once had a hamster once. I named him Hobbes. He developed cancer though, and grew several tumors all over his body. He died on my 8th birthday. True story.
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| mereubu |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:46:51
Ahahaa! Good on yeh, Sooty.
I fucked my back up really badly yesterday and I'm so messed up on muscle relaxers/painkillers that at first I thought that this was a thread about Papua, New Guinea. Hic! |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:22:34
yes, much to amercian psycho. ... i feel ill....
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:01:52
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Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:55:16
umm....
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:54:15
WHAT!
THE!
FUCK!?
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:51:31
More Dayglo Abortions lyrics for you all to enjoy, also from Here Today, Guano Tomorrow:
HIDE THE HAMSTER
well billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own he has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home he takes them to the disco where everybody loves him they cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline they all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses chorus and they all sing oho oho hide the hamster they dance around on the dance floor from each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail the hamsters last abut five minutes and their death throes bring the dancers they shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death so each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's asshole of the sperm they all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses.....
"That's Nuckin' Futs" |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:32:29
Whatever hole did you mean?
*blinks innocently*
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:30:20
Erm no. This is all getting a bit too American Psycho for me now.
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:23:39
If I let it have a hole it might dig it's way to freedom...
I'm assuming you mean like a rabbit hole...
In the garden....
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:19:19
I fucking bet you do.
Do you have a big hole for them to hide in?
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:15:46
I like my hamsters big
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:14:08
but you said you could open your mouth really wide?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:13:37
not whole anyway mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:07:54
Ahaaaaa! Now it all makes sense.
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:05:03
hmm should really have said I let frank black eat my hamster. It wouldn't fit in my mouth...
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:44:22
............?
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:40:36
it wouldn't fit you dirty cat. Besides they have claws,
instead I let
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:37:45
Yeah 'cos you hide it well. They would never look there.
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:32:27
Hamster? what hamster! I assure you officer no hamsters here...
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:27:33
Noooooooooooooooo!
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:19:45
I never had a hamster.. it's all lies
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:18:02
Nooooooooooooooooooo!
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:05:16
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Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:51:46
Oh god I hope that didn't mean what I think it did...
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:50:47
what a guy! I had a hamster like that but .......
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:48:51
He is so cute. No wonder they couldn't resist him.
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:45:11
holy horny guinea pigs batman!
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
