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| Malax |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 17:36:38
Age?
How Many People You Slept With?
Ow Many one night stands?
The most you managed in one day?
Ever done anal?
Strangest place?
Guys - You like to go down there?
Girls - spit or swallow?
So high brow! I feel scummy but these threads go on and on its interesting to read about other people. I will not however complain if it gets deleted. Someone go first so I don't look an ass. 
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/05/2004 : 06:07:47
That failed then, didnt it malax?
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
| Malax |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 18:17:35
Exactly! The only reason I added the guys question was to even things out so I didn't look a perv.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| El Barto |
Posted - 07/04/2004 : 10:15:16
There aren't many options besides "Go down - yes or no?" Sure, for the "Spit or swallow" it could start out as "Go down - yes or no?" then move onto "Once down, spit or swallow?" What else would you ask guys..."finger or no finger? how many fingers? ass?" I dunno...see?
Boycott cults and t's |
| meifen |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 21:29:10
It's kinda funny how for the girls question it is assumed she'll even go down "spit, or swallow?"
You guys should be so lucky.
But for you dudes its only: will you go down there....
argh! 
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"You think you're so cool cuz you can pee with your penis...!" -Rob Schneider |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 07/03/2004 : 16:37:57
Age? 23
How Many People You Slept With? 12
Ow Many one night stands? 4 or 5
The most you managed in one day? probably 5
Ever done anal? Yes
Strangest place? At a resort pool bar, in the middle of the night. Like ON the actual bar, one or two drunk people crashed in beach chairs in the perimeter. It was strange, but pretty exciting at the same time
Guys - You like to go down there? If she's shaved, yeah. |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:17:17
well im still waiting to see proof of this, but youve restored my faith!
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
| meifen |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:13:57
yes gypsydeath, there is a sex goddess in all us yanks waiting to be awoken! hehe
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"You think you're so cool cuz you can pee with your penis...!" -Rob Schneider |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:06:13
ha, I thought it might be alan. Well, when i was lookign downt he list, i figured either alan or arnold.
Hello Alan, My names Melanie, Nice to meet you finally!
Meifen - why thank you very much...I was beginning to get worried. damn supressed yanks! (or maybe they are all lying...lets go with that one!  )
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
| El Barto |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 20:03:35
Virginia isn't that far from Pennsylvania....
Boycott cults and t's |
| meifen |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 19:32:29
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Can I just say, that in my defense, 10 isnt as bad as it sounds. 10 in four years (nearly 5 really) is only like 2.5 a year. admittedly until about 6 months ago it was sort of four or five, and ive had a good past few months.
COme on girls, post!! Post!!
And can we please not get in to a 'how many have you fooled around with'....its not a good idea!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
Don't worry girl, I'll back you up. Too many silly sexually repressed americans around here... hehe
Age 23
slept with 13
A couple of one nighters
At first i thought you meant how many PEOPLE in one day, Ill guess you mean how many times you got it on in a day uh... prolly 4 with one person though...
Ill plead the 5th on anal 
Strangest place maybe some bleachers at a baseball field after hours
Depending on my mood one or the other
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"You think you're so cool cuz you can pee with your penis...!" -Rob Schneider |
| Malax |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 18:16:45
Its less a book more a tiny little booklet with poems and stuff in it. Its about the size of two matchboxes. Im not really understanding what the rest means. My names Malax! Coincidentally if you change it around you get. x alam
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:26:15
Would you mind sending that book to me, Alan? I could make some art out of it for you and send it back for a small fee. Or you could then give it to Mel. Or I could keep it. Your choice.
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| Malax |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:21:32
ALAN ALARIC?!
Its Alan, well done. Im not going to give money to charity for you because you cheated. But its been a while since I did so I'll buy one of those crappy books of those beefy men who itimidate you into buying them for sick children.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:11:01
ABDUL
ABEL
ABIAH
ABIEL
ABRHAMAM
AIDAN
AIMON
ALAN ALARIC
ALERON
ALEXANDER
ALFRED
AMIR
AMMON
AMORY
AMOS -
ANAEL -
ANATOLE
ANDREW
ANTONY
ARDEN
ARIC
ARLEN
ARMAND
ARMON
ARNOLD
ARRAN
ARSENIO
ARTHUR
ARY
ASA
ASAD
ASAEL
ASHER -
ASHTON -
ASIM -
ATIF
ALDRIC
AURELIUS
AUSTIN -
AVERY
AVIEL
AVRAM
AVISHAI -
AVITAL
AVNER
AXEL
AYLMER
AYLWARD -
AYMAN -
AZIM
AZIZ -
AZRIEL
AZURIAH
Now it HAs to be one of these!
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:04:48
Right. And i knwo your surname begins with H. co it says on your email.
Ahmed!
erm...give me a minute
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
| Malax |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:01:18
Ha. No its non in that list. I'll narrow it down to the first 5 for you.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 14:26:26
quote:
Originally posted by Malax
Oh no I have bad memorys of the name ted. Tell you what, whoever can guess my name I'll give some money (£2.50) to one of the charitys below, of your choice:
Nuns
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Nuns On The Run?
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| El Barto |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:59:48
It's probably Gaylord.
Boycott cults and t's |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:50:29
You know Malax, there's such a thing as playing too hard to get.
I don't even want to know anymore.
(How's that for reverse psychology ;) |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:33:01
Adam
Aaron
Alien
Albert
Bob
Ben
Billy
Blue
Carl
Cameron
Ciaran
Casper
Cuthbert
Charles
Damon
Damien
Daniel
Doris
Dean
Derek
Euan/Ewan
Emmanuel
Fred
Frank
Franz
George
Harry
Herald
Harold
Herbert
Isaac
Jake
Jacob
jesus
Jason
Kurt
Lenny
Leonard
Laurence
Matthew
Mozart
Come on, give us another clue - run of the mill name, or a little odd? How many letters?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| Malax |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:18:00
Nope. Non of those. I'll give you a clue the first letter is within the first half of the alphabet.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 07:42:46
haha, ok. I see your point.
I guess your name is one of the following;
Michael
Alex
James
John
David
Joe
Richard
Mark
Gary
Android#5006
Knee-toe
CTX-AM3
and any abbreivations or longer version of those names
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| Malax |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:47:23
'so the break up really hit you hard then, malax!? 9 hours! id go mad if i was her. i guess it depends on the length of the relationship though.'
Yeah Im devastated but a 5 day relationship will do that for you!
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:46:52
Whatever you say Ted. |
| Malax |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:46:15
Oh no I have bad memorys of the name ted. Tell you what, whoever can guess my name I'll give some money (£2.50) to one of the charitys below, of your choice:
Nuns
Homeless
Sick Children (of some kind)
Alzymas Research
Cancer Research
Sick babys (of some kind)
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:40:28
Ack, then I'm just gonna start calling malax Ted from now on.
Sound good? |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:14:55
yeah, gypsy death is mine too. My mum had a falling out with some gypsys, and my lifes aim is to gain revenge! mwahahaha MWAHAHA.
so the break up really hit you hard then, malax!? 9 hours! id go mad if i was her. i guess it depends on the length of the relationship though.
Tell us your name malax, everyone knows everyones name here!
actually, i may know yours..is it in your email add? *mel checks her emails*
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:10:37
oh, I used tre because it's kind of my name. should have thought harder about that
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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| Malax |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:07:20
Oh damn my reverse psychology is failing to work!! NO! No strangely enough Malax has nothing to do with any part of my name.
Yeah I got to work on the more suitable girl about 9 hours after us breaking up, shes also the object of my exs jealousy. Now all I need is a direction in life and Im on my way.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:07:18
Ya, tell us your name.
If you do I'll tell you mine...;) |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:02:15
but but but...your name is malax???
Yeah, everything happens for a reason, and because of this, as you said, youll probably meet someone who you'll be much more suited to..
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| Malax |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:00:21
You do that. Shit happens, I used to beat myself up about stuff like this but I'll just roll with it, I could end up with someone far more suitable from this as it turns out. One door closes another Im gonna jam my foot into. I love this forum, such a great place to reflect. I was considering even telling everyone my name, but I don't love it that much....yet.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:40:14
Well I promise that next time ill consult my crystal ball, malax. but, really, if you read between the lies...i did say tp be careful...you can interpret that in to ' shes a lying little cow'....so essentially i was right!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| Malax |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:37:05
Well she got a little jealous then we had sex but for the second time running she bled. She claimed that it was nothing to do with the size of me and out of the other 2 guys shes slept with 1 of them was bigger and she never bled with him. So she essentially said the reason it was happening is cos we were being told its not meant to be. By her vagina!? Its all down to embarassment really, so I was nice just left it at that. Turned out she lied a ridiculous amount in the month we were kind of dating. Sucks cos she was nice. I guess you couldnt really forsee that miss death, so I'll let you off, this time.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:24:27
oh shit, you split up? what happened? tell me to fuck off if you like.
Anyway, if you took my advice, you would have been CAREFUL and assessed the situation before you delved in (pun unintended). so there.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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