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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 11:53:17
I just sent Dick Cheney a letter. It was one of those pre-written gigs, but I added to it. I was actually afraid to send it, and am even more so, now that I have. So just in case I vanish, I've decided to create a will of sorts, to disperse the mass of wealth that I've accumulated during my thirty seven long years on this planet.
Crouton you get my chameleons.
MonkeyBoy you get my...Uh...Um... Sorry Monkey, I just realized I'm out of stuff after the chameleons. Wait! I've got some crickets that i feed to the Chameleons!
Monkeyboy, you get one of my crickets
Apples, you get one of my crickets.
floop,you get one of my crickets
And the joke stops there.
Here's my death letter
Your message was sent to the following recipients:
Vice President Dick Cheney
I am writing to urge you to provide any evidence you have that would show material links and coordination between Al Qaida and Iraq under Saddam Hussein to the 9/11 Commission. If you don't have such evidence, you should resign immediately.
From the earliest moments after the tragedy of 9/11, you have sought to convince the American public that Saddam Hussein's Iraq was linked to Al Qaida.
So far, all the evidence goes the other direction, yet you keep pushing your tall tale. You have indicated that you have evidence not previously revealed to the 9/11 commission. If you do, you should reveal it immediately and let the experts and the public judge it. Frankly, in other times, withholding such evidence would be grounds for impeachment. If you don't have such evidence, you should stop making it up and resign.
I've read quite a bit of your Project for the New American Century by the way. I've known right from the beginning what this war is about.
Please let me know how you intend to proceed on this issue. I would some day soon, like to be able to look at the American flag, and have a smile come across my face.
Sincerely,
Jason Homer
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| TarTar |
Posted - 06/25/2004 : 00:36:07
The Vanishing King of Karaoke... something I read.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 22:53:31
quote:
Originally posted by floop
why does Cruton get your chameleons?
no fair.
(who gets your surfboard?)
See your pets thread
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 22:06:24
Because I am friends with his God:
(Also because I was planning on getting a chameleon already, hehe.)
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| floop |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 22:03:51
why does Cruton get your chameleons?
no fair.
(who gets your surfboard?) |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 21:58:25
I hope the email delay is due to the overwhelming response, rather than a kink in the CAT5 en route to the bunker.
If they nab you, can I drive the train? That sounds fun. Can you drink and locomote?
*festoon* |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 17:24:33
can I have a cricket, my daughter's bearded dragon would love it!
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 17:08:40
How come I don't get a cricket?
Wait, I don't want one anyway.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 14:51:46
He has one of those!?
OK then KoK, you have TWO things that I want.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 14:36:27
Ah, the giant whale-penis trophy?
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 14:35:38
KoK! Thanks for the cricket, but you have something else that I want.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 14:06:19
I might live!
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 13:17:31
ben and jerry's phish food though... mmmmm. gurgle gurlge mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gurgly uhhh uhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and yeah, war bad. i didn't really know how to complain proplerly I wrote to my MP (hah!) signed every petition I came accross and made a mine george bush pinata for people to abuse
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 13:13:04
I actually don't eat much ice cream but I had a craving one night and bought some Ben and Jerry's "Uncanny Cashew". I tell you what, the stuff is uncanny.
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 13:08:26
Hahaha...I haven't had any icecream in about 6 months. Hmm...I have had some Flinstones Push-Ups though! Those things are brilliant!
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 13:01:43
After Cheney reads this letter I'm next sooo.
Actually one live beheading a lifetime is more than enough for me. I'm trying to stay away from what's going on right now as much as possible. I become very negative when I'm informed.
The only reason I sent that letter is I'm out of ice cream
Ignorance is bliss
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:55:11
I'm surprised you haven't made a thread concerning the latest beheading...What do you think of it?
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:51:07
Oh, yeeeeaaaah. I'm hip to the rap. The poopy dog and the like.
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:49:24
Watch the "Gouge Documentary". Especially when he's being interviewed in the car. He says "You know what I'm talkin' about?" after many, many lines. The only other place I've seen this is with rap-artists, you know what I'm sayin'?
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:46:34
Crouton, what the hell are you talking about??? You lost me after Monty python kindof way. Just take the chameleons and shut your Cake Hole!
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:40:02
No, damnit! You're staying right where you are. You're staying here and you're going to make your dumb threads that are hilarious in that Monty Python kindof way! Oh, and guess what? Frank Black is black! In the documentary he always says "You know what I'm sayin'? You know what I'm talkin' bout?" like after everything. Did you notice?
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:25:56
I'm not sure what I'm more afraid of; the impending testicle electrocution, or having to deal with this chick up close and personal
http://rdu.news14.com/content/headlines/?ArID=49640&SecID=2
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:15:40
Oh dear. Jason, I will miss you!
You can give my cricket to Crouton -he will need to feed the chameleon, after all. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:03:49
Here they are
http://www.workingforchange.com/activism/action.cfm?itemid=17162
i hope they get uncanny cashew soon!
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:02:04
Is that the one that offers me the free ice cream every time I piss off a very powerful politician?
Stupid acts for Ice cream or something?
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:00:39
Trippy,
did you get it from the link I posted? |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 11:55:46
I also threw in my RankStranger sig, just for effect.
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