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| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/15/2004 : 12:49:53
Granola bars.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/19/2004 : 11:25:44
That's the fast-paced life of the 21st century for you!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/19/2004 : 10:57:54
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Elroy was on pot?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
In, on, who knows - things were moving so fast. Jane, get me off this crazy thing!!
...called "Love".
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
| Opaque |
Posted - 06/19/2004 : 10:57:46
Mints.  They're so minty!
"Why is it always the gentle ones that pay the price for everyone else's ambitions?" - Harvey
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/19/2004 : 10:54:49
I am eating what my husband and I have termed a "roasted mouse". Any sandwich containing cheese and potato chips. This one's got ham, swiss, tomato and lettuce, on the greatest bread ever - it's called Birdland, made by Wild Oats bakery. Washing down my roasted mouse with pomegranate-blueberry juice. Yummy!
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/19/2004 : 09:25:23
Elroy was on pot?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 21:52:19
Me too Spudboy. On the surface, the 500 C on top of the multis makes your pee green, the B-complex makes you have trippy neon-colored dreams with Bladerunner themes. Mk ultra, no bout adout it.
I saw Julia Child make fettucine icecream sandwiches the other day. We may not have flying cars on every helipad and an Elroy in every pot, but tasty pasta milkshakes can't be too far away. The future is now.
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 21:38:29
Only if they're tasty.
I am now eating my daily supplement of vitamins. I do frequently wonder what's in those things, and if perhaps it is a mind control drug.
*festoon* |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 18:17:35
quote:
I love pasta so I am all about that therory. Bring on the pasta salad and lasanga and...
What about pasta milkshakes?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 16:24:00
Sushi. Mmm. |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 12:20:15
And I'm starving.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 12:17:17
Good, because there are starving kids in Africa.
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 11:10:39
I am eating the feces that floop is not eating.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 10:52:09
i'm still not eating a caesar salad, but i am having a bowl of froot loops, i bought them cause i wanted the spiderman-light signal.
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 10:48:11
I am now eating a huge double hamburger with bacon, onions, avocado, and blue cheese. I am putting mustard and catsup on it, and I am washing it down with sweetened raspberry flavored iced tea from the soda fountain. Just moments ago I wasn't doing these things.
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 09:13:40
Allergy pill.
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 09:12:42
Blueberry muffin.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| misleadtheworld |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 07:33:12
A piece of toffee. Don't ask me what type, I do not know.
 I wanna go to the moon. I wanna do this duet with Morrissey..... |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 07:22:07
Unfortunately I don't eat the theories...I regurgitate them.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 07:05:41
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I love pasta so I am all about that therory. Bring on the pasta salad and lasanga and...
Cool! Another theory eater.
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| ramona |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 06:07:40
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
All the crap that you have to put up with in corporate life is less than or equal to leftover pasta. Therefore, you have a net gain in life, and it's paid out to you in the form of pasta.
I love pasta so I am all about that therory. Bring on the pasta salad and lasanga and...
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I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you. When I needed you.
Lets not forget we are so strong... so bloody strong. |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 18:59:16
Saliva. Mmmmmm-mmmm.
*festoon* |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:54:20
And the joke stops there...
To be continued
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"Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception." : Mark Twain. The Mysterious Stranger 1916.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:49:23
Did you have to perform an emergency bowelenectomy?
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"Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception." : Mark Twain. The Mysterious Stranger 1916.
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| fudd |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:48:24
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
quote:
Originally posted by fudd
It's too easy, but it is true. I tried yerba matte once and got ill, too.
Did you suffer a COLONary?
And how. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:46:36
quote:
Originally posted by fudd
It's too easy, but it is true. I tried yerba matte once and got ill, too.
Did you suffer a COLONary?
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"Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception." : Mark Twain. The Mysterious Stranger 1916.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:45:01
Come on guys, don't you know you have to chock the earwigs with a greeba before you put them in the yerba matte, sheeesh. ;)
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:19:46
It's too easy, but it is true. I tried yerba matte once and got ill, too. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:05:52
An Earwig
I just tried to take a sip of my yerba matte , and evidently one had crawled into the bombilla(straw) last night.
I feel ill.
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"Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception." : Mark Twain. The Mysterious Stranger 1916.
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| fudd |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 15:33:24
A Sloppy Joe. Mmm. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 15:07:20
I'm not eating, but I'm drinking a Wawa fruit punch.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 05:37:54
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
You should hear my Ramen noodles theory...which I may or may not be eating right now.
I am eating a lovely proof of the Central Limit Theorem.
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| klikger |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 01:20:48
Just got done with a California Kitchen Jamaican Jerk Chicken Pizza. I'm a jerk! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 17:01:34
I just had some mixed berry yogurt.
And Carolynanna, gum isn't food! I hope you didn't swallow it, because it'll stay in your stomach for ten years, and then bloom into a gum tree!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 15:06:53
4 chips ahoy cookies, a banana, and a diet cola! snack time! yay!
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
| floop |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:46:07
hmm. |
