| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| This_Guy |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 01:05:14
i met a dude with three nuts the other day.
i didnt just out and ask him " hey man, how many balls ya got?" but it wormed it's way into conversation innocently.
my inital reaction was, *thinking* "hmm i wonder if he ejaculates one third more than a two testicled man" i shook it off and changed the subject awkwardly to exestential mindset in the new millenium and its effects on agriculture.
now heres the question part:
is this a common ...mutation for lack of a better word? or is the brother some kind of carnie that should wear a big sticker that reads "freak" proudly on his chest?
*thinking* "i wonder how many tissues he needs for a clean up?" |
| 21 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/12/2004 : 10:46:06
I like Darth Vader but am slightly concerned at the picture of a penis shooting off! u huh huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
oh I miss Beavis and Butthead (you said penis huhhuhuhuhhuhuh)
If we know for sure that rock ’n’ roll is truly the devil’s music—at least he fucking jams! And if it’s a choice between good tunes and eternal damnation, or eternal heaven and New Kids on the Fucking Block... I’m gonna be surfing on the Lake of Fire, rocking out |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 18:59:56
The Elvis Penis is hil-fucking-arious!!
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 11:20:43
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| Malax |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 06:13:19
I had a look around on the internet about it but I couldn't find any info (I didn't try to hard - imagine if I was caught looking) so unless he shows it you I have my doubts to be honest.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 05:33:37
I knew a woman with an extra nipple, several inches below the breast on one side. It gave milk when she had a baby. I am not making this up. |
| This_Guy |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 04:15:13
i honestly cant recall how it came in conversation.
does anyone know if it's a common occurance though? |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 20:47:11
quote:
Originally posted by This_Guy
...i shook it off and changed the subject awkwardly to exestential mindset in the new millenium and its effects on agriculture.
I can only imagine how embarrassed you would be after such an act, especially in a public setting. Awkward indeed!
*festoon* |
| broken part |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 20:33:42
did he just say that or he showed you 3 balls? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 15:30:16
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
testes, testes, 1, 2... 3?
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window."
damn that was funny!
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat.
Damn right it was.
Pixies!?!? Pixies!?!? Don't talk to me about the Pixies!!!.........OK, talk to me about the Pixies!!! |
| darkoutsider |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 15:01:42
Testicles.... tee hee
In my defense... I'm just sayin' |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 14:48:10
u huh huhhuhhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Dirty
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You know what I think what cruel is? Leaving your loved ones to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers. Fuck that! Put 'em in the movies! Whaaat? Do you want your grandmother dying like a little bird in some hospital room? Her translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat work its way down her blue veins?
Or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?
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| Malax |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 14:36:24
And just think, you ladies put them in your mouth. If Im lucky...
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 14:04:49
kind of like mouldy boiled eggs on eye stalks.. just think guys, they live *inside of you* You would have thought the wonder that is evolution would have figured out a way of internalising them like ovaries! lovely tucked out of the way ovaries
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You know what I think what cruel is? Leaving your loved ones to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers. Fuck that! Put 'em in the movies! Whaaat? Do you want your grandmother dying like a little bird in some hospital room? Her translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat work its way down her blue veins?
Or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?
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| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 13:55:58
Don't they look like little pink walnuts?
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 13:35:10
I have none!!! But I'm told thats normal for the female of the species. Went to the Bodyworld exhibition and those things are even uglier without the skin on. Ick
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You know what I think what cruel is? Leaving your loved ones to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers. Fuck that! Put 'em in the movies! Whaaat? Do you want your grandmother dying like a little bird in some hospital room? Her translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat work its way down her blue veins?
Or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 10:18:57
quote:
Originally posted by cvanepps
Hitler only had one testicle. But it was really really big.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://www.cvanepps.com
Apparently, the other is in the Albert Hall.
 "It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 10:11:47
John Holmes apparently had a superfluous nut!
"Signatures are for sissies" |
| cvanepps |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 07:43:54
Hitler only had one testicle. But it was really really big.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://www.cvanepps.com |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 07:09:51
quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
testes, testes, 1, 2... 3?
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window."
damn that was funny!
The real question is, guy -how did it "come up" in your conversation? HMMMM???
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 05:21:09
quote:
Originally posted by This_Guy
my inital reaction was, *thinking* "hmm i wonder if he ejaculates one third more than a two testicled man"
*thinking* "i wonder how many tissues he needs for a clean up?"
That should be 50% more.
And now for something completely different... |
| TarTar |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 01:17:01
testes, testes, 1, 2... 3?
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
