| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 06/09/2004 : 20:28:03
"If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant."
http://www.goat-trauma.org/
*festoon* |
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 18:12:06
Oh lordy, give that man a rimshot!
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 15:46:06
You were a baby goat?
She said "I'm a virgin" I said "Which version"? |
| TameReg |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 15:43:52
I got my mouth bloodied by a goat when I was a little kid. And now I hear this. Well, it does explain a lot. |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 13:16:50
I am Goat boy.
"What do you want, Goat Boy? You big old smelly, shaggy thing?"
Ho ho ho.
Goat Boy is here to please you.
"How?"
Ha ha ha.
Tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed-bag Pnaar wwww.
"Aaargh!"
Hold onto my horns.
"Goat-Booooy!"
Yes my love.
"You're a big old smelly thing."
You know what I think what cruel is? Leaving your loved ones to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers. Fuck that! Put 'em in the movies! Whaaat? Do you want your grandmother dying like a little bird in some hospital room? Her translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat work its way down her blue veins?
Or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?
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| TarTar |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:33:53
Shoot, nothing like scaring the kiddies by making up hodge-podge creatures. I think goats are obligatory to include in the conglomerations. That and rhinos.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:18:27
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
sheep go to heaven/goats go to hell
What about geeps?
I used to traumatize my much younger siblings (6 of them) with made-up stories about "Gozacks" -mythical goat-like creatures with one horn. I feel so ashamed. NOT!
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:12:27
sheep go to heaven/goats go to hell |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:04:38
I was visited by a goat in my dreams as a child. He compelled me to sell my soul, have lots of promiscuous sex, stomp on small insects, ingest drugs daily, and run around naked every equinox and solstice.
Oh wait, that was Satan. Nevermind! |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 06:07:44
heh heh goats... There's a fat goat boy causing me trauma at the moment.
And goatees.. they scare the living shit out of me
Not that I'm truely convinced that shit is a sentient being mind
tre-who-kills-threads |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 00:53:09
A! Fear not the goats ever again, I shall save you. They don't call me "Rock and Roll" for nothing |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 00:16:01
It was so horrific, i would scream when my dad would read me that Billy Goat story....he thought it was the troll under the bridge that I feared...but it was those three terrible goats!!!
But now that I know there are others like me I feel a littl more normal.
goodness.
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
