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| Prettified Strata |
Posted - 05/27/2004 : 17:31:06
Hello to the members of this forum, I just signed up and figured I'd break the ice (or cut the ribbon, whichever sinks your boat) by introducing myself:
My name is Mike. I'm from New Jersey. I'm about to cook some pasta.
meat sandwich |
| 33 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 15:18:48
In what contexty Simon!?!?!? Please explain. I am dying to hear this!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 15:16:38
No, he definitely meant what he said...
 "Everywhere I go I want to travel by Maglev" |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 15:14:38
suck-like!!!
Hoh?
Did you mean, 'such like'?
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 15:11:47
Well yes KoK, of course I know how to 'grasp' branches and suck-like!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 15:09:57
Um? I think I was making a lame play on words in association with your monkey boy name. Since for some reason you are apparently considered incomprehensible, I took the prehensible out of comprehensible and made it prehensile. Many monkeys have prehensile tales.
Now you should be doing this - PPPPLLLLLBBBBBEEEE( represents spitting all over friends and loved ones, followed by)HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!
Such witticism.
I'm going to rule the world!
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 15:08:10
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
it's okay Monkey Boy, you can still be the most prehensile.
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
Heh heh... have you ever considered standup? Maybe some improv...
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by Maglev" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 14:56:44
There is NOTHING I don't get KoK!!!
Is that what you meant!?!?!?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 14:53:07
it's okay Monkey Boy, you can still be the most prehensile.
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 14:41:12
Hmmmmmmmm.
True!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 14:02:49
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Welcome!!!
Just remember thought pal, you'll never be the greatest Mike on here!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
he may well be the most comprehensible mike on here though... 
I am my only god, ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/31/2004 : 14:00:07
Welcome!!!
Just remember thought pal, you'll never be the greatest Mike on here!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/29/2004 : 15:40:23
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
quote:
Originally posted by Malax
Hey, Im Malax spelt M A L A X. Last person who spelt it wrong was given a hollier than thou pill.....you'll see him about.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Is that statement directed at me, Malox?
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
Well half of it is. That is if its you whos always calling me Malox. The name is on the left hand side for gods sake!!!
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 22:33:11
I knew it would come to this.
My brother is Jane the Queen of love.
Oops sorry, Jason.
Welcome aboard, we all hope you are a real person and are as really nice as you appear,
in the wake of your chariot.
[EDIT)
Oh, by the way, I'm the local drunk
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| broken part |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 21:27:05
Oh, and by the way Mike, now that you have joined you are obliged to pay me $10,000. All cash, no cheques taken. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 20:57:47
quote:
Originally posted by Malax
Hey, Im Malax spelt M A L A X. Last person who spelt it wrong was given a hollier than thou pill.....you'll see him about.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Is that statement directed at me, Malox?
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| Malax |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 19:06:01
Hey, Im Malax spelt M A L A X. Last person who spelt it wrong was given a hollier than thou pill.....you'll see him about.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Prettified Strata |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 12:56:28
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
where in NJ? i'm a Bergen county-er
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
I'm in Union County.
meat sandwich |
| ProverbialCereal |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 10:50:38
quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
But not scrump-diddly-umptious? You musta used the wrong type of sauce. Next time, go for the gold: TarTar sauce.
I always assumed your screen name was supposed to mean tartar, like the kind on your teeth.
Just quit a cult / going through withdrawal |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 10:33:29
Hi, New Here!
I'm Jason.
Welcome
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 10:23:10
Hi Mike, love yer lemonade!
Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog? |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 09:51:39
Welcome welcome Mike.
I can't keep up with all the Mikes here arggghhh ;)
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 07:52:07
where in NJ? i'm a Bergen county-er
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 07:48:06
Welcome aboard, senor. Thanks for posting this in the right area. :)
 "When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 06:38:40
Hola Mike.
Don't listen to these blasphemers. Pasta is the best food ever. And it's not mushy if you cook it 'al dente'
Welcome to the board |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 06:37:12
hi newbie! welcome, as long as you're not a new incarnation of mad dawg or swimmer or whoever, you're more than welcome!
enjoy your stay. i'm bumble by the way.
I am my only god, ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 06:21:54
Hey, mike, your profiles almost as boring as mine!
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| misleadtheworld |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 06:12:21
Welcome Mike. I like your username. I don't like pasta.
 I wanna go to the moon. I wanna do this duet with Morrissey..... |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 06:04:03
Tar Tar - Im beginning to think youve stopped taking your pills...
Anyway, Hello Mike. I hate pasta. Its all slimey. Like slugs.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| TarTar |
Posted - 05/28/2004 : 01:32:00
But not scrump-diddly-umptious? You musta used the wrong type of sauce. Next time, go for the gold: TarTar sauce.
A public service announcement from your saucy forum buddy TarTar.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
| Prettified Strata |
Posted - 05/27/2004 : 19:21:14
I ended up with ravioli on my plate. It was awfully scrumptious.
meat sandwich |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/27/2004 : 18:56:16
Welcome, Mike. I like pasta.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/27/2004 : 18:18:59
Glad to meet you, Mike.
What kind of pasta?
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 05/27/2004 : 17:51:15
Good job, welcome aboard.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
