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| floop |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 10:07:19
can anyone here actually cut their own hair, successfully? (not girls. that's easy).
i wish i could cut my own hair. getting haircuts is the bane of my existence. i can never find one person to do it right, so pretty much every other haircut is a shitty haircut. on average.
it's a total crapshoot.
even with my usual person who, usually does a good job. sometimes she just fucks it up too.
maybe i should just start shaving my head. |
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 07:19:15
Astonishing
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 07:16:30
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
| broken part |
Posted - 05/22/2004 : 19:52:41
I'm curious if people also do it themselves when it comes to pubes. I mean, it easy enough to shave/trim in front but around the butthole is harder. Plus its more risky when you have precious cargo dangling about. Don't let those clippers slip!
So do you get the spouse to do it? Or has anyone bit the bullet and gone to those salons where they spread your legs? |
| ramona |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 16:52:40
Lobsided finge. Heh.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:36:45
Isn't "lob" an archaic word for "spider"? So is that like one of those spider-web haircuts?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 09:31:19
Don't forget Nathan, it's a lob-sided finge.
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:01:16
Join the Culf of Buttoms, and get a haircut with finge!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 14:14:03
See, you laugh too!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 14:02:21
And Right Said Fred!
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 13:58:13
Yeah but he is a legend so people let him off.
Actually they don't, they make fun of him!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 13:50:41
Hey, Frank hasn't got any hair...he doesn't even have eyebrows, so what...
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 13:37:20
I always feel like an outsider in the 'indie/alternative' world 'cos I have a shaved head. People's attitude in that scene makes me sick. If you don't have a 'rock' haircut then then they don't want to know you, you don't fit in.
It doesn't help that all the bands today have to have a great bloody mop on their heads.
Well as Pete Doherty sang (with his shaved head) - "FUCK 'EM!!!"
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 11:39:48
Heh, are you cultivating an aroma floop? Try only showering every third day, it works a treat. The chicks'll go wild.
 "Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
| floop |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 11:28:17
i'm actually growing a beard right now too. for reals. i'm two days in.
i'm not working right now, so i want to look the part. (i'm also drinking more too, to get into character)
unemployment chic. |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 11:27:35
adnan, I too was going to quote the man that be malkmus on 'cut your hair'.
what do I think is wrong? I think guys with shaved haids, or unneccessarily short hair is wrong, very wrong.
floppy all the way ...well, not all the way! haha, i mean hair.
I love that kind of dark floppy hair, going over their eyes, and yeah. hehe.
short hair I hate.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 11:23:25
I'm a boy with rubbish hair, but I'm long. Do I win a prize?
My barber found out that I did sound engineering at uni and now we just chat about music stuff all the time, so its fine. Its still a hassle to walk the 15 minutes there, but I drag my backside over occasionally.
I'm currently mulling over the relative merits of a beard. Now, I haven't shaved for three weeks now so I have a reasonable faceful, but I'm deciding whether to keep it. I like having something to stroke in an eeeeevil kind of way, but it also lets the side down by making scratchy noises when I'm on the phone.
However, I kind of like it. Its not one of those nancy goatees or stylized little tufts, its just a big heap of hair on my face. I'd value opinions, maybe I'll get some before and after shots up soon.
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 08:36:46
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I did not.
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talking about boys with long hair being rubbish, and shouting the cause for clippers and hair shaving... that's mean round these parts.
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| ramona |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 08:24:04
I did not.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 08:21:56
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
puzzlement as to why your finge is lob-sided?
What is FINGE? Do you mean my bangs? They are not lopsided - they just aren't combed straight in that photo. This thread is mean to me. 
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i meant fringe. and you started the meanness missy!
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| ramona |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 08:20:43
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
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Originally posted by ramona
What does that even MEAN? "Being American"? I don't get it.
And I do cut another forum members hair - my OWN! Strangers have stopped me on the street to ask where I get it cut. Really! Honest! EEEEE!
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puzzlement as to why your finge is lob-sided?
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What is FINGE? Do you mean my bangs? They are not lopsided - they just aren't combed straight in that photo. This thread is mean to me.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 06:25:09
quote:
Originally posted by benji
i hate having my hair cut, and i refuse to pay someone ridiculously large amounts of money to do it, especially when it will invariably turn out crap.
so i get my wife to do it.
she has done a very commendable job, and is improving every time.
it's unfortunate that my hair is both incredibly thick and grows incredibly fast.
but we manage.
i don't think i'll ever pay anyone to cut my hair ever again.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!"
i don't mind going to get it cut now, the place near me only charges about £6 for a proper cut (not shavers in sight thank god!), and they do it pretty quick... so there's not much awkward silence. they still ask me if i've heard a certain song before when it comes on, unfortunately they listen to galaxy fm in there, so it's normally some shit dance tune that i've never heard in my life...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| benji |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 06:17:47
i hate having my hair cut, and i refuse to pay someone ridiculously large amounts of money to do it, especially when it will invariably turn out crap.
so i get my wife to do it.
she has done a very commendable job, and is improving every time.
it's unfortunate that my hair is both incredibly thick and grows incredibly fast.
but we manage.
i don't think i'll ever pay anyone to cut my hair ever again.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 02:28:06
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
What does that even MEAN? "Being American"? I don't get it.
And I do cut another forum members hair - my OWN! Strangers have stopped me on the street to ask where I get it cut. Really! Honest! EEEEE!
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there's fire if you want it, let me know. I'm sick and tired of letting go...
puzzlement as to why your finge is lob-sided?
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 02:27:20
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
yeah i'd say the shaved head/good looking face thing is true with me too, seeing as my head is shaved... :D
although if i was posting this 2 months ago i wouldn't have agreed, with my gay long hair.
mel thinks it was wrong.
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| ramona |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 19:45:27
Heh. Nathan, you be funny.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 18:53:14
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No, you want the haircut, you have to GO TO the salon. The salon does not come to you.
What a quaint, old-fashioned concept! I don't know WHAT I'd do if it weren't for the salon that sought me out whenever my hair started to get long. It's the most necessary invention since the kid-seeking toy store! Now, if you'll excuse me, the grocery store has just arrived.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:29:03
He already knows you're there, Emily. Don't be so naive!
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
| ramona |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 14:21:05
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
BOO!
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore.
AHHH! Excuse me, I have to go hide under my bed now...
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 13:30:22
Exactly Adnan!!!
Clever man.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 13:09:22
Everyone knows that the guys with shaved heads are *barry white's voice* sexy.
Just remember Right said Fred!
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 12:06:29
yeah i'd say the shaved head/good looking face thing is true with me too, seeing as my head is shaved... :D
although if i was posting this 2 months ago i wouldn't have agreed, with my gay long hair. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 12:02:56
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I think it is much easier for boys to cut their own hair than girls. All boys need is a buzzer/clippers and then you are done! How hard is that?
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Exactly!!! All men should shave their heads anyway. They look a lot better.
Unless of course they are ugly, in which case they need some hair to take attention away from the face.
If you got the looks though, a shaved head makes the face the centre of attention. As it should be.
David Beckham and Brad Pitt are good examples. They both suit shaved heads more than their other haircuts. Why? 'Cos they both have such good looking faces.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:59:47
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Is he Canadian?
It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.
Yeah it's Cliff Thorburn.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/18/2004 : 18:19:33
BOO!
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
| ramona |
Posted - 05/18/2004 : 18:13:50
He needs some sun too, I think his pasty-ness and big scary fish lips are more frightening then his hair.
Please don't come after me, Mr. Walken.
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