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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by guy_nolan[/i] [br]A lot of people probably now about this gem already, but seeing as I only found it myself a few days ago I thought I'd spread the word anyway. It's a fake TV listings magazine on the web which is downright hillarious. Here's a couple of programme examples... [b]10:30[/b] New Series [b]Up The Ante[/b] Hidden camera gameshow in which members of the public volunteer to make already awkward personal situations infinitely more awkward through the introduction of an unusual hindrance which must be concealed for cash. This week, Damien Sanderson from Abingdon meets his girlfriend's parents for the first time - an ordeal he must endure without them noticing he is wearing a false right arm made entirely from meat. [b]8:30[/b] New Series [b]Do You Think I Give a Fuck? No Really - Look Me in the Eye and Ask Yourself If You Genuninely Think I Give a Fuck. You Can Take Your Pointless Trinkets and Shove Them Up Your Spluttering Shit-Caked Arse For All I Care. Now Get Out of My Field of Vision, You Grasping Little Pisscrane, Because Everything About You Makes Me Want to Puke Fucking Blood.[/b] Explicitly confrontational version of [i]Antiques Roadshow[/i] [b]9:45 Trepanny Peck[/b] Andre Agassi stars as the hard-bitten New York detective whose attempts at crime-solving are perpetually hindered by a woodpecker nipping at his brain through a gaping hole in his forehead. [i]The Killer Wore Fish Canoes.[/i] On the trail of a professional hitman, Peck finds himself struggling to make sense of the most basic clues as the woodpeker drills through his memory banks and powers of reason. The rest of the site goes on in much the same surreal vein, but there are some wonderfully realised re-occuring characters too such as Nathan Barley (soon to become a real TV show!) and Indiana Jones and the doomed Office Romance. If you haven't seen this before it's unmissable... [center]www.tvgohome.com[/center] For ten thousand years he slept, his mind feeding on the nightmares of the weak. Now he has awakened. As the night turned crimson, the fire-blade shattered and his power died. Then, the slaughter began... [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.