| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 07:50:44
I took an online IQ test last night and confirmed something I already know.
That fact being, that over the years, I have amassed so much knowledge, that I now have the appearance of being a genius to those around me.
Not to mention that I surround myself with retards for friends. This creates the illusion of my having an almost Godlike quality.
Congratulations, Jason!
Your IQ score is 136
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.
Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
http://www.bngraphics.com/personal/IQScale.html
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 17:40:39
So i sent this to all my friends because i like to screw with people. This is what I got back.
(From Darrin)
Hi Everyone.
I decided to check up on Jason's IQ report by hacking into the mainframe, and obtaining his customer profile and test results from the database. Looks like someone did a little editing to their results email before forwarding it to his friends.
Congratulations, Jason!
Your IQ score is 13.6
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many
questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to
others.
Your Intellectual Type is Farts Curator. This means you are rarely
intelligent and have picked up a depressive and oblique collection of
facts and figures over the years.
You've got an unremarkable vocabulary and exceptional bath skills - which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Mr. Bill.
And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results
nice try, buddy!
(Joe)
Nice work, Darrin!
No mention of his chronic falafel breath?
(Mike)
What a fabulous site. Examples from the Tickle Social Network:
Are you tired more often than not? You're probably not getting enough sleep. The average person needs about seven to eight hours a night. Be sure you're getting enough!
Gosh, why didn't I know that? Where's my to do list!
Tired of dismal dates? Then get on track to land your Prince Charming.
Actually, I've got this thing for frogs... <blush>.
Sure, you might take good care of one area of your life. Maybe even two. But are you living the most balanced lifestyle you can?
Excuse me, but we are talking about living in America at the beginning of the 21st Century, correct? As if! Wheeeeee!!!
What sets your cat apart from the rest? Is it her love of attention or desire to play all day?
They're cats! They tolerate you if you feed them, clean their catbox and attend to their desires on their terms. As whipped techno-serfs we can't seem to get enough of this kind of abuse. They are warm and fuzzy, though. We've got two.
Where do you find these sites? Didn't you get the Happy, Happy - Joy, Joy Socialization Manual when you reached puberty? Or did you parents pull a dirty trick and burn yours for all the crap you gave them about 'not asking to be born'?
As for B&N Graphics... well, you could use a new publicity shot. Remember to wear your merkin and smile!
Sadly,
B ;)
(Lindsey)
leave me alone
dont e-mail me, unless you have something important to say, I don't have time
for your
games. My e-mail runs on business basis only, Fucker
Mmmm?
It sounds as though more than a couple of my friends are threatened by my incredible intelligence.
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| SpudBoy |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 17:33:02
Yeah I knew it was begging, but I couldn't resist. For my next trick, watch me set this rabbit on fire...
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 10:28:56
quote:
Originally posted by SpudBoy
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I got 135.
...
I have a taken an IQ test before and got 14-something. It must be the drink and drugs that are making my scores go down.
Um, I hate to tell ya, brother, but fourteen is way lower than 135.
Congratulations Spudboy!!! You were the first to make this joke. I knew someone would!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| TameReg |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 06:27:05
I also got a 135. And the exact same profile as HPM. I've also scored much better on other tests, so I wouldn't take this (or any internet test) too seriously. |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 18:10:33
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I got 135.
...
I have a taken an IQ test before and got 14-something. It must be the drink and drugs that are making my scores go down.
Um, I hate to tell ya, brother, but fourteen is way lower than 135.
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:55:07
I miss Crouton too.  |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:07:34
preach it brother!
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
| TarTar |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:05:23
I've never taken an IQ test. I'd rather not have some test designed by humans tell me how much I know and/or am capable of. Plus, I'm afraid I'd find out I'm horribly stupid, or worse yet, average!!!!!
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 16:00:41
BRAAAAAAIINNSS!!! Funny film!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 15:56:05
Mmmmmm...BRAAIIINNSS!!!
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
| soundofataris |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 15:55:03
Mine sez:
Your IQ score is 142.
Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.
I feel smart.
warm....warmer.....disco! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 15:27:33
Apparently I'm a word warrior...
My spelling would beg to differ.
129... then they try and sell you something..what garbage.
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 13:52:22
Like I said, with more time...................
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 13:12:56
167.Not to brag or anything...
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| The Holiday Son |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 13:02:15
I gave random answers and I got 91 !
Which proves how stupid IQ tests are... |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 12:47:13
I got 135. I couldn't be bothered spending any more time on it though. I reckon people (including myself) could get all the questions right if they spent a long time on it. I might do it again later. Here's what mine said:
"Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results."
I have a taken an IQ test before and got 14-something. It must be the drink and drugs that are making my scores go down.
Or maybe I should stop heading the ball in football!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 12:16:53
Yeah I haven't seen Crouts in ages!!!
Who cares where the hell Mad Dawg is? He is probably out doing something noteworthy!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 11:56:46
ILOL!
Why do you say?
Where the hell is that guy anywho? Where's my bud Crouton?
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 11:55:05
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I took an online IQ test last night and confirmed something I already know.
That fact being, that over the years, I have amassed so much knowledge, that I now have the appearance of being a genius to those around me.
Not to mention that I surround myself with retards for friends. This creates the illusion of my having an almost Godlike quality.
Congratulations, Jason!
Your IQ score is 136
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.
Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
http://www.bngraphics.com/personal/IQScale.html
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
YOU ARE MAD DAWG!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 11:53:33
quote:
Originally posted by offerw
Anyone else taken this test? Also got 136? Someone else try this test and make loads of mistakes, I have a sneaky feeling the score will be................136! I think they're after your money, they want you to pay for the profile thingy.
wilhelm
Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Does this mean I'm back to being an imbecile like everyone says?
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| offerw |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 10:59:51
Anyone else taken this test? Also got 136? Someone else try this test and make loads of mistakes, I have a sneaky feeling the score will be................136! I think they're after your money, they want you to pay for the profile thingy.
wilhelm |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 08:06:55
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
I am the best tickler. I don't need to take that test.
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits
Good! I'm afraid of your results anyway.
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 08:04:43
I am the best tickler. I don't need to take that test.
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 08:03:37
I challenge thy mere mortals, to a test! http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 08:00:49
Beware, smart guys like you don't live very long. We know who you are. We have your IP address. We know the way your brain works.
Either you join us, or ...
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 07:52:51
<wink wink>
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 07:52:10
The other stuff they know about you being that you cheated.
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
