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floop Posted - 05/04/2004 : 14:13:57
and i honestly don't notice a difference. maybe the French are onto something..
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PixieSteve Posted - 05/08/2004 : 07:26:31
i use like an odourless anti-perspirant roll-on because my dad works at a chemist and just buys the stuff in bulk. it's good, because then after applying that i can chose from a selection of deoderant sprays.
Stuart Posted - 05/06/2004 : 19:13:13
quote:
Originally posted by mariggy

Hi,Stuart,come and join our club?

I join The Broken English Club. ---It's educational.



watch it!

I don't like cricket
I love it aah!
Stuart Posted - 05/06/2004 : 19:07:30
Ypung.... is young. I was off my face last night after a kamakazi drinking session as a result of the wedding. People here do not take no for an answer on the drinking front.

I'm more worried about being drafted to Iraq than SARS (which would never happen as I am too old and there would never be a fucking chance that I'd return to the UK to sign up for that nazi cunt Blair).... personally I think SARS is 99% panic, I have never known anyone who has ever caught the disease and have never feared catching it myself... Oh tell a lie.... last year during the middle of the SARS hysteria the wife started giving me chinese medicine to drink twice a day to boost my immune system. Two days later I woke up with chills, weakness and the horrendous shits. I then got a little concerned, however these were symptoms of poisoning as I was not taking the medicine correctly.

You always hear that someone knows a friend whose brother has got it and died, but thats all bullshit.... just like when Robbie Fowler was alleged to be a coke addict and everyone was saying that they had a friend who had a brother who worked at Anfield, who confirmed the tale as true.

Real, don't worry about it too much, Hebei I'm sure didn't have many cases last year.... certainly don't let it affect your decision to come over here. Last year my mates were supposed to come for a week at the beginning of May, but they didn't.... that was a mistake as when this place was like a ghost town it was great... you could get a taxi anywhere, it wasn't crowded etc etc.



I don't like cricket
I love it aah!
mariggy Posted - 05/06/2004 : 18:56:10
Hi,Stuart,come and join our club?

I join The Broken English Club. ---It's educational.
realmeanmotorscutor Posted - 05/06/2004 : 18:33:32
I was trying to figure out what the hell "ypung" is; thought maybe it was some sort of weird Chinese food or something. Thanks for responding though, hehe.


Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 05/06/2004 : 11:25:09
From the look of that last post Stu, you yourself are old and weak. That's some of the worst spelling I have ever witnessed!!!

You'd better look out for that SARS then eh?

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Stuart Posted - 05/06/2004 : 05:42:11
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor

Hey Stuart, what do you teach in China? How're people dealing with the SARS thing?

That spitting thing is disgusting. I never thought I'd be the person with the most class but it's sounding like I might be.






Well Real I majored in secx therapy, usingf the English language.... so thats whaty I teach, SARS.... yeahs its back but I don't know much about it. 5 peopel have caught it or died in the last week, but thats nothing compared to the amount of people in VBeijing (15 million I think).... As long as the gov here don't fucjk it up like last time then there will be no panic.... the major problem with SRAS last time wa s the panic after it was covered up for so long.... if you ate ypung, and healthy then ti will not be aproblem. SRAS only really kills peoiple oif you are very oldand weak, or if you have a serious illness and ate very weak as a result... or so I am told. Don't worry about SARS, it's not a concern!~

Man, I'll write more tomorrow as I have a brain / finger malfucntion.

I don't like cricket
I love it aah!
VoVat Posted - 05/05/2004 : 18:56:07
I use stick. Not Speed Stick, though. I used that back when I was a kid, and I got some kind of rash or something.



I've reached 1000 posts / So I'm too cool to be in a cult.
The Calistanian Posted - 05/05/2004 : 12:51:06
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

Eww... spray?

I generally use Gillette series stuff... Wild Rain being my favourite. I had to grab a quick stick at the local drugstore since I was rushing home and they didn't have that, so I grabbed Mitchum something. Smelled not bad, but it's gel, and the only thing worse than gel is spray (though it feels pretty dry especially for a gel, so who knows now).

That's more detail than should ever be given out, but what the hell...


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"



I don't know what sprays you've used, but if you get the anti-perspirant spray, it's pretty dry. To me the gel is the worst...you have this gooey mess under your pits.
Although, part of that problem for me would be that I'm paranoid, and I load the deodorant on, so I have more on than I reasonably should.

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 05/05/2004 : 11:41:11
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde

What do you have against spray? I use spray. I use Jean-Paul Gaultier "Le Male". I have it both in spray and stick and I never use the stick.
What's "anti-perspirant", by the way? I'm French and thus my hygiene vocabulary is quite poor.


Denis




Now that's some good smelling shit right there!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
realmeanmotorscutor Posted - 05/05/2004 : 11:35:46
Hey Stuart, what do you teach in China? How're people dealing with the SARS thing?

That spitting thing is disgusting. I never thought I'd be the person with the most class but it's sounding like I might be.


TarTar Posted - 05/05/2004 : 11:34:10
I never have to decorate and deodorize my body to a presentable level cuz I never leave the apartment. the only person that sees me is me when I look in the mirror. Course, I can barely see through all the grime and lime on the mirror.

"(insert clever quote here)"
Frog in the Sand Posted - 05/05/2004 : 09:39:14
quote:
Originally posted by floop

by the way, i forgot again today. no joke.



At least thy heart is pure.


"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"
floop Posted - 05/05/2004 : 09:33:45
by the way, i forgot again today. no joke.
Frog in the Sand Posted - 05/05/2004 : 09:30:11
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand

quote:
Originally posted by floop

and i honestly don't notice a difference. maybe the French are onto something..



Uh, whaddayamean?


"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"



i was under the impression that you guys didn't use deodorant (spelled correctly).. but i guess i was mistaken. my apologies.



Thou are forgiven coz thy heart is pure.


"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"
Frog in the Sand Posted - 05/05/2004 : 09:16:32
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible

quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand

quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible

quote:
Originally posted by floop

and i honestly don't notice a difference. maybe the French are onto something..



In France, we don't take showers, that is why deodorant is so useful.



Haha, I didn't know that. But note that I live in Alsace, whose motto is 'Cleanness, Hygiene and Order'...



Return to Germany!



Ach, c'était le pon fieux temps, Herr Atnan!


"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"
floop Posted - 05/05/2004 : 09:12:38
quote:
Originally posted by slaveish

Floop, you can get people talking about ANYTHING.

Damn, it's your special talent.



i don't think it's a special talent. i just think the people of this forum can recognize a stimulating discussion when they see one. deodorant usage being one of those.
floop Posted - 05/05/2004 : 09:11:07
quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand

quote:
Originally posted by floop

and i honestly don't notice a difference. maybe the French are onto something..



Uh, whaddayamean?


"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"



i was under the impression that you guys didn't use deodorant (spelled correctly).. but i guess i was mistaken. my apologies.
vilainde Posted - 05/05/2004 : 08:56:45
What do you have against spray? I use spray. I use Jean-Paul Gaultier "Le Male". I have it both in spray and stick and I never use the stick.
What's "anti-perspirant", by the way? I'm French and thus my hygiene vocabulary is quite poor.


Denis
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 05/05/2004 : 08:46:13
Eww... spray?

I generally use Gillette series stuff... Wild Rain being my favourite. I had to grab a quick stick at the local drugstore since I was rushing home and they didn't have that, so I grabbed Mitchum something. Smelled not bad, but it's gel, and the only thing worse than gel is spray (though it feels pretty dry especially for a gel, so who knows now).

That's more detail than should ever be given out, but what the hell...


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
The Calistanian Posted - 05/05/2004 : 08:33:53
Old Spice High Endurance spray deodorant man here.
I used anti-perspirant stick for many years, then realized my armpits always got chapped in the winter. Plus, white chunks would always fall off of my armpits, and would get all over the place, then I looked like I had dandruff. So, I switched to spray, and no more chap or "dandruff". It doesn't get all globby under there either, like all deodorant sticks will make you.

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
vilainde Posted - 05/05/2004 : 07:29:02
Ooooooh! Did you say "ultimate frisbee"? I know it's pretty popular in the USA, but in France nobody has ever heard of this sport. I was in a team at the Uni and we did the French Championship after only 3 months of practicing, cause there are less than 20 teams in all the country. That was great. We got drunk all night, puked on the playground the next day and didn't score a single point. Ah, the old days...


Denis
Broken Face Posted - 05/05/2004 : 07:07:18
i'm a right guard anti perspirant gel "aqua sport" man

and forgetting isn't as big of a deal as i used to think it was...unless that happens to be the day you play 3+ hours of ultimate frisbee

-brian


- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/05/2004 : 06:49:33
quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand

quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible

quote:
Originally posted by floop

and i honestly don't notice a difference. maybe the French are onto something..



In France, we don't take showers, that is why deodorant is so useful.



Haha, I didn't know that. But note that I live in Alsace, whose motto is 'Cleanness, Hygiene and Order'...


"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"



Return to Germany!



Bartholomew Posted - 05/05/2004 : 06:09:04
what I do when I forget is to rub a little liquid soap under my armpits. works like a freaking charm
Frog in the Sand Posted - 05/05/2004 : 06:07:48
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible

quote:
Originally posted by floop

and i honestly don't notice a difference. maybe the French are onto something..



In France, we don't take showers, that is why deodorant is so useful.



Haha, I didn't know that. But note that I live in Alsace, whose motto is 'Cleanness, Hygiene and Order'...


"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"
bumblebeeboy2 Posted - 05/05/2004 : 05:05:50
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart

Man your mate ain't joking, but it isn't confined to trains, it's everywhere, on the street, in restaurants everywhere. Even during SARS (I shouldn't speak to soon as SARS is back with a vengeance) people were still gobbing everywhere... it's disgusting, really. The first sound that I heard after arriving here two years ago was some cunt hocking up at the airport.... but in fairness this isn't just confined to the PRC... Taiwan and Korea are supposed to be like this also.

On another note, my best mate is rumored to not be able to make it to my Beijing wedding in August, this is on the eve of my Chinese wedding tomorrow and my 28th birthday..... man I'm fucking gutted!

I don't like cricket
I love it aah!



[straigtens tie]

need a new best man stuart?

hehe

the spitting thing is horrible though, i really hate people spitting, even over there, when people aren't doing it all the time, it's a horrible thing.


Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
Stuart Posted - 05/05/2004 : 04:45:32
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by Stuart

They don't really need to, they don't really sweat as much as us westerners..... however they do need to sort out their oral hygene as it is pretty appalling!

I don't like cricket
I love it aah!



hey Stuart,
a friend of mine and his wife traveled through China a year ago (on this worldwide trip). they said that everyone on the trains is constantly hacking up spit in their throats, and then actually spitting, inside the train. and on the streets etc.. is that true? he said it was this constant hacking sound.
i imagine that might not be appetizing.



Man your mate ain't joking, but it isn't confined to trains, it's everywhere, on the street, in restaurants everywhere. Even during SARS (I shouldn't speak to soon as SARS is back with a vengeance) people were still gobbing everywhere... it's disgusting, really. The first sound that I heard after arriving here two years ago was some cunt hocking up at the airport.... but in fairness this isn't just confined to the PRC... Taiwan and Korea are supposed to be like this also.

On another note, my best mate is rumored to not be able to make it to my Beijing wedding in August, this is on the eve of my Chinese wedding tomorrow and my 28th birthday..... man I'm fucking gutted!

I don't like cricket
I love it aah!
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/05/2004 : 02:16:05
quote:
Originally posted by floop

and i honestly don't notice a difference. maybe the French are onto something..



In France, we don't take showers, that is why deodorant is so useful. You probably took a shower, that is why you don't notice the difference. You Americans are so stupid!



Frog in the Sand Posted - 05/05/2004 : 01:47:55
quote:
Originally posted by floop

and i honestly don't notice a difference. maybe the French are onto something..



Uh, whaddayamean?


"Welcome back to the 10th grade!"
This_Guy Posted - 05/05/2004 : 00:43:23
use hamsters.
ahhh musky!!
klikger Posted - 05/04/2004 : 23:52:31
I hate anti-perspirent. If I put on too little, I feel uncomfortable. If I put on too much, I'm comfortable until it starts dripping or until it stains my t-shirt. :(
TarTar Posted - 05/04/2004 : 23:33:30
Hell, for me, the odd day would be when I remembered to put deodorant on. I'm a filthy, unkempt bastard.

"(insert clever quote here)"
slaveish Posted - 05/04/2004 : 23:07:36
You can even misspell DEODERANT and people will still talk about it.
slaveish Posted - 05/04/2004 : 23:05:49
Floop, you can get people talking about ANYTHING.

Damn, it's your special talent.

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