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| offerw |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 10:44:31
No, this post is not about that wicked Pulp song.
I知 talking about the real thing here, having babies. I know of at least two brave regulars to the forum having mentioned being parents. I知 guessing the average age on this board is around early twenties, most of the folks on here are a good ten years away from even starting to think about having kids. My friends and I are hitting our mid-thirties and during the past month two couples have announced they have a baby on the way.
In a year I値l have to baby-proof the house when they come over, my cats will have to learn new survival skills and conversation will be about disposable diapers and not the new Frank Black album. The times they are a-changing.
wilhelm |
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| klikger |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 01:33:59
If that picture is real, then I feel bad for the poor baby. But it's not really real. Is it? |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 16:18:03
Cant say I recognise the name. But maybe our pathes have crossed, who knows.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 16:12:00
I ahve a friend who lives in preston. his names Joe Rosenbourg. Not that you know him..but you never know.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 15:58:29
I don't. I live in Preston. But I visit Manchester regular, just cos.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:32:27
Just checking that you meant, if he/she was a girl.
Yeah I guess I would be attracted to someone with that cool a taste in music.
But seeing as he is a guy...................
By the way Malax, where in Manchester DO you live??? I don't think you have ever mentioned it exactly, not to me anyway.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:31:47
Right to clarify:
Im called Lisa I have a young child and im 12 or 54, I smoke cigars and bet on dog racing.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:23:34
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
man! i bet mike is gutted... poor bloke... 
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
Why???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
a girl... who lives near you... who likes frank black... i bet your heart skipped a few beats...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:22:50
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
man! i bet mike is gutted... poor bloke...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
Why???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:17:33
Im confused, so is malax a guy or a girl?!!
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 13:43:46
so malax has been a girl and is back to being a bloke, and i missed all this?
man! i bet mike is gutted... poor bloke...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| Malax |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 12:00:47
Im a broom
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 11:48:07
Well Malax, I guess we'll see at the meet up. Or are you gonna pull out so that we don't see that you are really a duck!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 14:43:16
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Well done Jim, you have brought me his head. I will make you the General of my army!!!
If you still had your head Malax, I would demand you hang it in shame for this pathetic act!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
A typo. 
Made you look though, i thought I would do it because a few people thought I was 12/54 on another thread. The bad aura continues.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 12:35:42
Well done Jim, you have brought me his head. I will make you the General of my army!!!
If you still had your head Malax, I would demand you hang it in shame for this pathetic act!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| El Barto |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 12:27:28
quote:
*Malax eating his words*
Yes its been 30 days
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=7473&whichpage=2
Boycott cults and t's |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 11:36:21
Yeah I'll get right on that... |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 11:20:05
Malax, you're a dude!!! I am sure you have refered to yourself as a bloke before now. Obviously you should know but............quick someone check ALL HIS previous posts to look for evidence!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| blackpurse |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 10:53:43
quote:
Originally posted by Angry Elvis
quote:
Tip of the day,
Don't keep permanent felt markers around.
Kids end up looking like Groucho for awhile ;)
LOL! I remember gettting this picture in an email with the subject line "Why markers don't make good Christmas presents."
"Sacred cows make the best burgers!" |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 20:31:23
I fuckin hate "wide" threads, and I thought this was about babies
Pulp, blah blah blah
I was expecting shit
like, "I have this friend who has a baby and she is blah years old and like
Donald Barthelme rules |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 18:32:11
Sorry to disappoint.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 17:33:36
Kids scare me. I awlays said the only way id have kids is if i was like over 33 - had lots of money, and in a secure relationship. And i accidentally fell pregnant, id think about it.
However, i must be getting older, cos ive gone all maternal. Not with kids, i still hate kids, but wanting my own,.
Id only have 1 ..maybe two, and they would have to be boys.
Malax - i thought you were a guy as well!!
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 13:07:11
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
but first I need sperm. :)
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there's fire if you want it, let me know. I'm sick and tired of letting go...
You're not into Bukkake are you!?!?!?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 13:05:58
quote:
Originally posted by Angry Elvis
quote:
Tip of the day,
Don't keep permanent felt markers around.
Kids end up looking like Groucho for awhile ;)
*disclaimer* not my kids
*i'm just a hunka hunka burnin love*
This is so funny!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 11:23:12
See this topic for my kid's story: http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=7365
I'm 27, have a 3-year-old daughter, and one on the way.
Believe me, I keep up with Frank Black and The Pixies pretty good. Not as well as I used to, but that may be due to my not keeping up with technology. My daughter won't let me put anything in besides Frank Black. I don't really know if she understands that there are different bands yet, but she seems to like it.
Kids are hard work, but when things happen like the forum topic I mentioned above, you realize you don't know what you would do without them.
I do recommend not having kids too young though, as I enjoyed that time too.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| darwin |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 11:08:36
Oh my god, that poor baby. Nice how the toddler focused on coloring in the eyes. I would have freaked if I walked in and found that. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 10:56:24
hehehe, exactly.
My son had groucho eyebrows and moustache for weeks.
He also drew all over my couch with this permanent marker.
So when I had the grand mal spaz I yelled "D what the hell is that"
to which he replied simply "Its a snake".
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| Angry Elvis |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 10:45:54
quote:
Tip of the day,
Don't keep permanent felt markers around.
Kids end up looking like Groucho for awhile ;)
*disclaimer* not my kids
*i'm just a hunka hunka burnin love* |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 09:56:59
Right after I tap this here tree for a batch of homemade maple syrup,
I'm pretty much free ;)
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| floop |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 09:50:57
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by Malax
I have a child of 6 monthes to my now ex b/f but its cool get to spend lots of time at home doing nothing whilst daddy brings home the cash.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
all this time i thought you were a guy malax. amazing.
what are you doing later?
(hehe, kidding)
you're female too Carlyana?
what're YOU doing later? |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 09:35:15
quote:
Originally posted by Malax
I have a child of 6 monthes to my now ex b/f but its cool get to spend lots of time at home doing nothing whilst daddy brings home the cash.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
all this time i thought you were a guy malax. amazing.
what are you doing later?
(hehe, kidding)
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| ramona |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 06:11:07
I love babies. I used to be a nanny for a newborn (and was at the birth) and I also did a cooperative care thing for four kids from when they were 1 until they were 2-ish. Now many of my best friends have kids, including twin girls. They are super fun. I can't wait to have kids of my own, but first I need money and sperm. :)
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there's fire if you want it, let me know. I'm sick and tired of letting go... |
| Perhaps |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 06:07:18
I work with kids, but can't stand the music they make them listen to.
They seem to love,
Jonathon Richmond (who I claim is Raffi for adults)
Beach Boys
REM
W. Guthrie (who wrote hundreds of songs for his children)
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| vilainde |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 02:34:32
I don't have any children but I have 22 nephews. And I also wonder why I'm posting here.
Denis
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| prozacrat |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 02:11:09
Well, I'm not a parent, but I became an uncle for the first time on April 13th, sadly overshadowed by the rebirth of the Pixies. Sorry, kid. I was in Minneapolis when you were born.
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| Newo |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 02:03:30
A while ago I called up to some friends and their fouryearold son said when he heard the knock, though I hadn't been there for more than a week,'If that's Owen I'll be really happy.'
-Owen |
