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| TarTar |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 05:28:57
...were Denise Richards' tits.
Other than that, I felt like I was watching a slightly-above average episode of that old USA Network show Silk Stalkings. It had the same element of tongue-in-cheek suspense/thriller going. And every time the characters swore, they seemed really conscious of the fact that they were using profanity, like "Ooooh, I said 'fuck'". Neve Campbell seems so preoccupied with shattering her good girl image (if she had one prior to this, I don't really keep up on what work she does) that she seems to forget to act. Kevin Bacon was boring, and Matt Dillon didn't do much either. The only thing that justifies this films existence is seeing Denise Richards' mammalian protruberences (even if her acting was horrible), and Neve Campbell does some good when she pours that champagne onto Denise's bare chest. That's good stuff. And I usually think sex scenes are the lowest point of a film. Not in this case.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:38:32
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, Belinda!!!
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| TarTar |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:26:11
I'll still pass. It's just the fact that he's a guy, can't see past it. But while we're talking about 80s bands, I'd really like to boink some of those Go-Gos and Bangles back in the day, mainly Susanna Hoffs and Jane Whatsherlastname and of course Belinda Carlisle.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:21:37
He was in Duran Duran!!!
He had a nice suit.
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| TarTar |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:17:31
Who's Nick Taylor? Though I can say probably not even without seeing him, since, you know, he's a guy and all. Just haven't gotten into that thing yet.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:12:23
What about Nick Taylor?
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| TarTar |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:10:24
I am very attracted to Nikki Tyler. NOT Nikki Taylor! Nikki Tyler.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:05:30
I am very attracted to Neve Campbell.
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| Atheist4Catholics |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:56:13
Girls making out was the best part of Mulholland Drive also.
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| BLT |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 09:45:06
It was a silly scene but I'm glad it was there. |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 09:23:13
For some reason I saw this movie in the theater and there seemed to be little point to the whole moronic story other than to see girls making out and Kevin Bacon in the shower. Neither of which were very exciting, if you ask me.
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