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Posted - 04/25/2004 : 02:12:52 I do!
If you don't you're a fool!
That's no guy in a Mon Chi Chi suit. No matter how soft and cuddly she seems. Wake up people! (Let the KOK bashing begin)
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Carl |
Posted - 08/29/2007 : 15:33:41
Sasquatch gags?! You're all fired! |
The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/29/2007 : 15:29:21 Okay, listen... I've let a few of these bombs slide but it's time for somebody to step up to the plate.
Carl, fire that team of comedians(?) you have writing your stuff. They suck.
You don't get to download my albums either. So don't even think about it.
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Carl |
Posted - 08/29/2007 : 15:25:09 So bigfoot is responsible for assassinating JFK and 9/11?
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/29/2007 : 15:01:16 Two of my favorite albums free to you!
Disc 2 is better.
Download of recordings of supposed real Sasquatch interacting with hunters over the course of a couple of years back in the early 70's.
http://download.yousendit.com/C72A421751E25B9E
http://www.bigfootsounds.com/
Encounters at the Sierra Camp were more than just a glimpse, an unusual smell or an isolated track of something with a big foot. It was a series of encounters over several years, many tracks with the same splayed configuration - in the snow, in the mud or just in decomposed granite.
Consider This
* The Sierra camp is over eight miles, walking, from the closest road, any road.
* The trip is very exhausting. The men (about half way into the trip) would often leave the forest trail and proceed different ways to the camp, so as to not leave an obvious trail.
* The camp is over 8,000' in elevation. In the fall it would snow and freeze.
* The men would always look for evidence of other people that may have been in the area. Rarely was any other humans within miles of the Sierra camp.
Who could have pulled off a Hoax?
* Who could have made the long tiring trip into the Sierra camp carrying the equipment needed without leaving a sign? * How would they know in advance if we would be there? * Why would anyone do such a thing in the cold freezing weather? * Who could make sounds like we recorded? Linguists say that many of these vocalizations are non-human because of the vocal range exhibited. Linguists say that the human vocal cavity cannot duplicate these vocalizations. Sound Engineer expert, Dr. Kirlin , reported the recordings and sounds are spontaneous with no sign of reproduction or tape alteration. Again, the vocal range exceeds what a man can possibly do.
We welcome any questions about this phenomenal story. We ask and the recordings beg for another scientific study with up-to-date technology . These creatures are wanting to communicate. What are they wanting to say?
Narrative of Nancy Logan
"I have been listening to the 'Biggie' tapes again today, trying to pick just one more thing out so that I can give you my best 'statement.' Every time I listen to these tapes, I get chills up and down my spine.
"First…I'll give you some of my 'qualifications' to study these sounds…we (my twin sister and I) have what is known as 'perfect pitch,' or 'absolute pitch,' which permits a person to know what a note is without having any reference note played…and to be able to mimic and hear language sounds that are not of that person's 'native language'
"I've had the experience over and over of being able to reproduce the pronunciation of other languages immediately after hearing them the first time, when people who have studied those languages for years can neither reproduce them nor hear them. This talent (has) led me to play lots of musical instruments growing up…at present I play the flute, the Japanese harp (Koto) and the piano. I have a Russian friend…she thinks I'm a Russian…the bottom line is I have a very sensitive sense of hearing…
"I am currently the only interpreter in the State of California who is court certified in Spanish/English and Japanese/English and court registered in French/ English…I also speak Russian and Italian (fluently) although not at the level of an interpreter, which is very fluent. There are only 10 people in the State of California who are currently certified in Japanese/English. There are approximately 600…who are certified in Spanish. That is out of a population of 20 million in the southern California region…about 1% of the people taking these tests pass. Besides the languages I speak, I also (have) studied others, such as Chinese and Arabic….
"I have listened to these purported Sasquatch tapes quite a few times. I listened to the one with Jonathan Frakes again today, too, as well as the other one you sent me…it seems that every time I listen to them, I get something new. Anyway, here is what I now have to say about them.
"First of all, I don't see how they could be fake. For one thing, the creatures' articulation is incredibly fast at certain points, but in order to make the voices sound as low in places as they do, a tape of a person speaking would have to be slowed down. That's basically impossible with the speed of articulation being what it is. I'm not a tape expert, but I am a human voice sound expert, and…who, or whatever, made these noises has a voice pitch range that is considerably more flexible than that of Homo sapiens sapiens (humans). It goes much lower and much higher. I don't think that any Homo sapiens sapiens will ever be able to truly mimic those sounds, not even someone who's good at it like me…
"Secondly…the sounds on the tapes sound like they are apes (BIG apes) sometimes and they are humans (BIG humans) sometimes. In places there are definite vocalizations that sound like some type of semi-primitive language…there are certain places on the tape where they seem to be repeating 'words' or sounds, and they are making these noises at an incredible rate of speeed and with a natural-sounding intonation. They are not just saying 'ga-ga gu-gu ba-ba, etc.' which is what hoaxers would more than likely do…
"I believe that some sort of primitive communication is going on in the form of primitive language. The first time I listened to the tapes, I thought it was linguistically a little more sophisticated than I do now. After listening to them again, I think that the creatures are a little more animal sounding, but I still think it is language. I challenge anyone to make those exact same noises with the exact same pronunciation and intonation at that speed…
"Some of the sounds on the tape clearly sound like some sort of posturing, testing behavior. Some sound clearly like they are trying to communicate with you. The passage on the tape where you keep saying 'they are in the rocks' and you are trying to imitate them is really interesting. After listening to it one time, it sounded very much to me like people making noises, but after listening to it a few times, I could faintly hear that they are making similar noises to those that they make when they are closer, such as those kind of puffing noises, and the ooh-hoo ooh-hoo noises. The chattering. This is really exciting to me, because it is just exactly what you would expect from language, and it indicates a certain kind of linguistic pattern to me. Also, there are at least two creatures in that sequence, and probably more.
"Without some sort of context, it's almost impossible to tell what they might be saying. On one spot of the tape, an airplane goes by and they seem to get very excited and not very happy about it. Maybe those are Sasquatch swear words. They also seem to have quite a bit of vocal interaction among themselves, which is more evidence of language…
"Anyway (here is) what I believe:
I don't think Homo sapiens can make all of these noises and in this fashion. I've heard and practiced a lot of known human language sounds and vocalizations and these don't fit any of them and I can't make these noises. One example of this is that the 'whistling' noises they make sound to me like they are coming from the throat. I don't know any human who can do that, though with practice someone might??? [Sound analysis of the whistles shows they are harmonic and do not originate at the lips, as would an ordinary human whistle. AB] This (that the noise is not human) does not rule out that it is language. The vocalizations seem to have some elements of language to me, i.e. certain repeated phoneme patterns and a certain organization to the chattering.
There seems to be some sort of objective to what they are doing, maybe from curiosity. It is not just a situation where animal are circling your camp and hooting and whooping.
These creatures have an incredible range of voice and ability to make different noises. Possibly able to imitate the noises of many forest creatures?? Maybe a lot of people have heard them throughout the years and just didn't know it because they thought they are animals.
They are trying to communicate with you. If they are anything like us, the chimps and the gorillas, then they probably have a healthy dose of curiosity in their psychological makeup…
It would take an incredible amount of training for a human to make these noises so fluently and spontaneously. The noises also include vocalizations made with what sounds like parts of their vocal tract that native English speakers would have tremendous trouble in learning.
I mentioned (previously) that what sounded like the 'female' voice on the tape is much more vocal than the male, and that this mimics human society. The 'female's' loquaciousness is interesting. If someone had gone to the trouble to go into the woods on purpose to fake tapes, I'm certain that they would have made it sound like the 'male' was the one doing all the talking, just as your tape assumes that the 'little' one that can be heard talking is a boy. Maybe it's a girl.
"I don't think these tapes are fake." Nancy Logan
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Posted - 08/27/2007 : 21:28:10 I now fully believe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spe9j9jkhLc
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Posted - 08/27/2007 : 21:25:13 This guy knows his science! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERdW5IiWHGA
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Posted - 08/27/2007 : 21:20:50 911 caller reporting sasquatch in backyard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axYHrFdh-rk
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The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/27/2007 : 21:17:19 Good lord... What the fuck? This guy is too much. I like the little digital bigfoots though.
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darwin |
Posted - 08/27/2007 : 20:45:22 floop you owe me 8 minutes and 32 seconds. All I learned: Bigfoot might like bacon. |
floop |
Posted - 08/27/2007 : 20:30:09 this is a really well put together piece
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImNDf8ImOf8&mode=related&search=
"I am a troll.. and a fag." -LBF |
The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/27/2007 : 20:19:57 Old decent news piece on Sasquatch (w/Freeman footage). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTW9TpeA6CA
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The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/27/2007 : 19:01:01 Now that I know how controlled the media is I have no hope for this ever coming forward.
There's a pretty good documentary to rent (if you can find it) called "The Sasquatch Odyssey"
Here's a clip from...
Stop the presses! Just got this in an email and it's awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
EDIT: Okay back on topic - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93w0wHwpYDY
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kathryn |
Posted - 08/27/2007 : 15:59:26 God, I miss that sigatar!
I got some heaven in my head
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s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/27/2007 : 15:07:38 Did you buy that immortality knuckle-duster KOK?
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floop |
Posted - 08/27/2007 : 14:52:14 you've really been neglecting this one lately KOK
"I am a troll.. and a fag." -LBF |
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Posted - 12/12/2005 : 04:05:32 http://www.bfro.net/news/sonoma.asp
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The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 14:59:38 Conroe Police Department investigator and dermal ridging expert Jim Chilcutt initially set out to debunk the theory but instead found the dermal ridges or the ridges of a footprint of a possible creature to be of an unknown species.
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The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 14:57:59 this is interesting. Video. her reaction seems genuine. This guy is posting on a bigfoot forum as it being legit too. http://www.sylvanic.com/index.htm
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The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 14:56:16 Watch this. Brand new video. http://www.angelfire.com/realm3/marknelson/
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The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 14:54:46 http://www.bigfootencounters.com/files/mk_davis_pgf.gif
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floop |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 11:22:49 i believe
http://bfro.net/news/silver_star_mountain.asp |
shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 18:08:12 i love that.....
ASS-PRINT FOUND!
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kathryn |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:33:54 Wo!!!I just read that story. Excellent stuff! How close to the site of the upcoming Pixies show/Sasquatch Fest is that map?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
kathryn |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:32:25 Them were some serious avatars you had going on back then!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 14:41:39 Instead of starting a new topic everytime I read something interesting on Sasquatch I've decided to keep the original thread alive. Here is a good (long) article from outside magazine.
''Sasquatch Is Real!'' Forest Love Slave Tells All! http://outside.away.com/outside/news/200208/200208_sasquatch_1.adp
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Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/17/2004 : 13:16:18 Now I believe.
http://www.isawsasquatch.com/
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floop |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 19:30:28 it seems pretty clear cut to me that it was sasquatch.
you should submit your story
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harringk |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 19:05:35 I live in the good old Pacific Northwest and have spent many nights camping in remote areas and haven't seen anything yet...
However, when I was in the Boy Scouts we went on a long hike down in the Blue mountains (SE corner of Washington State) where we hiked in about 10 miles and stayed for a few days then hiked out. Rumor was that one of the local Park Rangers was recently fired because he refused to keep his mouth shut about an alleged encounter with said beast. Who knows if that was true or just a story the adults cooked up to keep us kids up at night.
And now that I think about it I did have a creepy experience a couple of years ago while camping in north-central Washington about 20 miles from the Canadian border. Someone (or something?) thought it would be funny to shake the hell out of my tent at about 2:00 AM. Let me tell you, that is not a pleasant way to wake up in the middle of the night. I grabbed my flashnight and hunting knife and jumped out of my tent as quickly as I could and didn't hear or see anyone. Everyone I was with swore up and down that they didn't do it (and I believe them). We were on private property and the nearest public campgrounds were a couple of miles away, but it was most likely some drunken teenagers out for some fun.
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Posted - 09/07/2004 : 17:47:24 http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforksherald/news/opinion/9597258.htm The legend continues
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Posted - 07/28/2004 : 15:52:09
Are they the rantings of Bigfoot-crazed Oklahomans? Or does a mysterious beast really roam the mountains of southern Oklahoma?
A Sulphur man has been working for years to prove the existence of Bigfoot. And now, a piece of rare evidence has surfaced to substantiate his claims.
When the sun descends over the Chickasaw National Park, and the tourists retire to their campsites, work begins for this Sulfur researcher.
"A lot of big foot in here," said Charles Hallmark, who spends endless hours in the wilderness trying to confirm the existence of a mysterious beast.
"Some little Bigfoot prints right here where I'm standing," he said. "Right here, all around me."
From foot prints to photographs, this tracker and his friends have collected plenty of evidence over the years. Hallmark claims he's had several close encounters.
"No muzzle, no tail. Just boing, boing, boing," Hallmark said. "My first impression was to get out there and chase him through the woods to get a better view of him and then I thought, that's a juvenile. That means mamma is not far away and I'd hate to get in an arm wrestling match with a female monkey that weighs 600 pounds because I don't think I would win."
But Hallmark said his most compelling evidence is a series of unusually large fingerprints.
"My fingerprint, it might be half the size of that," he said. "This cup is just covered with finger prints."
Here's how he collects them. Hallmark puts cookies, candy bars, or hamburgers in a large cup. Then, he covers it with some microwave popcorn and hides it in a trash can with a large rock on top. That keeps the smaller animals out.
And then he waits.
"They'll handle that greasy popcorn bag, then handle the cup," he said. "It's as simple as 'A B C.'
"A fingerprint is something [that] can't be faked," he said.
On our expedition, yhe only creatures we encountered were loud dogs. "They start barking about sun down," he said. "It's Bigfoot they're smelling.
"Menacing spiders, there's all kinds of evidence out here," Hallmark said. "And hungry raccoons."
But Hallmark said he will one day gather "the proof", convincing everyone there is a Bigfoot living in our backyard.
"Science doesn't want to admit that the missing link is not missing," Hallmark said. "It's out there, running around beside us right now."
The only explanation, Hallmark said, is it's a Bigfoot.
Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation officials say there have been several reported sightings over the years. But to date they have no evidence supporting the existence of a "mysterious beast."
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And like Sasquatch a brief sighting then....I'm Gone. Pretty busy these days KOK
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Posted - 07/11/2004 : 06:13:10 I thought you meant slippers... everyone has slippers right?
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Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 05:00:58 Yeah me too.
What did you think I meant?
Oh I see, big socks right? Well yeah I need those too.
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Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:57:50 well all big footed guys need big shoes... what did you mean.... ()
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:55:19 Well I left myself open for that one didn't I?
I can't speak for other big-footed guys.
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Posted - 07/11/2004 : 04:51:35 gosh and you know what they say about boys with big feet...
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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