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| TarTar |
Posted - 04/20/2004 : 22:56:38
So what angst-ridden celebrity movie star chick is more your type? The shy, introverted, sad Winona Ryder or the outspoken, extroverted, shove-a-rat-in-your-ass-and-drip-hot-wax-on-your-dick style of Angelina Jolie?
Me, I prefer Winona. Those sad eyes, that pasty white skin. She seems like she'd be easy to talk to about anything. Angelina would probably kick my ass, and then shove a rat into it.
Can any girls think of equivalents to this? Jared Leto or Jake Gyllenhaal? hahahaha.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/24/2004 : 09:55:32
No not to everyone else TarTar. I was just kidding.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/24/2004 : 09:53:00
to cheeseman she's a little tea leaf.
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| TarTar |
Posted - 04/24/2004 : 09:45:53
It's funny, because I often forgot about the whole shoplifting incident. I had an obsession going with Winona the year before that stealing occured, so in recent years the films she's in have been what I was focused on, not that ridiculous shoplifting shit. But to everyone else she's just a little thief.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/24/2004 : 04:23:07
Watch 'Taking Lives'!!! Just watch it. That's all I'm saying.
Besides, you wouldn't get to see Winona much, she'd end up in jail eventually. And she'd steal all your things.
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| TarTar |
Posted - 04/23/2004 : 23:26:38
But a dog in the microwave is a normal meal in the Phillipines. If you're with Jolie, just move there and her behavior wouldn't be that fucked up seeming. Then again, she might take it up a few notches and you'd be dealing with some demented ass shit. Perhaps actually even dealing with literal shit, like... okay, I'm just gonna stop there.
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| Stuart |
Posted - 04/23/2004 : 16:58:52
Hmm, this is a tough one... I reckon if it were a one night stand then I'd go for the more erotic Jolie.... she'd definately be the dirtier of the two, and up for more bizarre sex stunts. She probably wouldn't mind me getting into my spandex batman costume and having a game of Heroes and Villians... However..... the next day you'd probably wake up to find blood over your covers where she had carved your name in her arm with a compass (didn't she do shit like that with Billy Bob and Jonny Lee??) She is well known for carrying alot of emotional baggage, plus if you look at recent trends she'd probably make me change my name to something like Stuey Ted, or Stuey Dave or some shit like that.
So in summary, I think it would be the safer option to go for Winona, she might not be the prettiest out of the two, but in the long run you'd have more fun and you wouldn't have to worry about coming home after a disagreement to find your dog in the microwave.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/23/2004 : 11:23:13
Boy am I changing my vote!!!
I just got back from watching Taking Lives, starring Ms Jolie. WOW!!! I never realised just how beautiful she really is. She has gone right up in my estimations.
She's the most beautiful girl I've seen since................
............Well you know the rest.
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| klikger |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 19:30:03
One vote for each. |
| klikger |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 19:23:17
Now she is. |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 17:44:04
since Monica Bellucci isn't running i 'll have to go for Angelina Jolie. tormented ultra-skinny girls aren't my type. plus W.R gets on my nerves for trying so much to look like intelectual\underground\indie.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 15:17:29
I'll go for Winona.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 13:47:01
you remind me of the babe.
what babe?
the babe with the power.
what power?
the power of voodoo.
who do?
you do.
do what?
remind me of the babe!
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| speedy_m |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:27:35
Don't tell me you're speaking ill of the Labrynth! Well it be brought up baby, and now you must defend your position. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:26:33
Please please don't bring up Bowie in Labrynth... |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:26:29
Oh, and Maggie Gyllenhaal is cute as a button:
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| speedy_m |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:23:30
Jennifer in the "Labrynth" days... good times. Good movie too! David Bowie! Hoggle!
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| speedy_m |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:21:46
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
Winona, but I wouldn't kick Angelina out of bed for eating crackers, even if crackers was her dog.
My doctor told me if I wanted to lose weight I should stop buttering my Oreo's!
Holy shit, that was funny..... |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:59:03
Well, I couldn't find it. I did find about 15 of her in this lovely hat though.
Everyone has an awkward phase.
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| ramona |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:55:13
She is very pretty. Can anyone post the photo of her on the cover of Vanity Fair? I thought she was amazingly gorgeous there.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:43:59
mmmmmm....jennnnnnnnniferrrrrr! I'm in for a twosome with her!
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| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:33:47
like remig said, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds? :
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| gracie |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:33:25
Angelina cause you know she would be dirty, whereas Winona you would have to check her pockets before she left the house, that little tea leaf! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:28:01
I hear she's the only person who's had fat taken out of her lips and injected into her butt.
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| ramona |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:14:35
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Definitely Winona, she so purdy. Plus, occasionally odd, which is nice. I look at Angelina Jolie, and all I see are two huge lips and not much else.
Maybe that's why girls like her. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 10:57:15
Winona, but I wouldn't kick Angelina out of bed for eating crackers, even if crackers was her dog.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 10:32:49
i just googled them by the way... i wasn't on any dodgy sites... and she's not really nude in that top one, she's wearing 2 cd's as a bra... so it's all okay.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 10:27:50
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 10:23:00
Definitely Winona, she so purdy. Plus, occasionally odd, which is nice. I look at Angelina Jolie, and all I see are two huge lips and not much else.
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| remig |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 09:35:25
I liked primus's song about Wynona's big brown beaver. |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 09:31:58
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
Winona has a slight hunchback. That can be good or bad, depending on your preference.
post proof or retract!
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| BLT |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 09:14:31
Winona has a slight hunchback. That can be good or bad, depending on your preference. |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 07:34:30
this is a good site for most any actress you can think of - http://www.actressarchives.com |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 07:27:35
i have to say Angelina too. not only because she is way more hot (though mostly), but i don't think Winona is that interesting. i never got the impression that she was shy and introverted. just boring.
Angelina is smart AND crazy, AND hot. (and the breasts..)
there's really no contest. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 07:23:39
quote:
Originally posted by remig
Before having sex (or maturbate): Angelina Jolie
After: Winona
For both case: Jennifer Conelly
well put remig. well put |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 06:26:08
Can a girl vote? Angelina is way hotter. Winona looks SO uncomfortsble a lot of the time. Like her skin is too tight or something.
I also have a girly crush on Kate Winslet. She's beaooootiful. |
