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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 20:03:45
This is what I do every time I'm putting off writing a paper, I flood the board with useless topics.
What are some of your weird talents or abilities? I don't really think I have any. The only thing I can do it take one of those miniature baseball bats they sell at games, hold each end while crossing my arms at the middle of my forearms and crawl between with my whole body. I'm a skinny bastard.
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/20/2004 : 15:24:53
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
Can any of you lick your elbow?
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye"
I'm trying!!! Goddam it I'm trying!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 04/20/2004 : 06:34:21
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream
I can pronounce "sphygmomanometer".
 Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097....
i can use one
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| klikger |
Posted - 04/19/2004 : 18:31:54
I can keep cracking my ankles and toes without help from other appendages for hours. Not that I've tried. But I can. And I have tried for minutes. And I can. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/19/2004 : 10:26:55
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
Fair enough. I think I can do that.  I can be Louise Brooks (see my profile photo) - hee.
Unfortunately, I have no idea who that is. I'll just have to assume she's a babe too.
I'm so smooth...
 "Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/19/2004 : 10:05:20
quote:
Originally posted by glacial906
I can tell you something or another about probably about 75% of any Marvel or D.C. Comics character you could bring up. (That's more in lieu of "geekiest talent" I know, but it's all I got..!)
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
Okay glacial,
Black Canary.....go!
(no googling) |
| jujube |
Posted - 04/19/2004 : 09:57:28
I'm actually very good at doing nothing special. I'm like, you know, doing nothing special, and everybody's like, whoa, you're actually really good at doing nothing special. And I'm like, yeah, you know. It's just cool. |
| glacial906 |
Posted - 04/15/2004 : 00:10:14
I can tell you something or another about probably about 75% of any Marvel or D.C. Comics character you could bring up. (That's more in lieu of "geekiest talent" I know, but it's all I got..!)
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 23:32:49
I can touch my nose with my tongue. Is that a talent?
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé. |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 16:40:33
Fair enough. I think I can do that. I can be Louise Brooks (see my profile photo) - hee. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 14:56:15
You can paint everybody up for the Pixies shows! I wanna be the chappy out of Clockwork Orange.
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 14:50:36
I understand about the prejudice, and I don't take ANY offense. I actually left the school b/c I really wanted to LEARN but all the people there basically sucked.
Now I do random administrative things and I only cut hair for my nearest and dearest. I still think about doing something in the "makeup artist" field someday. We'll see. Life is long... |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 14:23:06
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I went to cosmetology school, so I can cut a mean head of hair. Woo!
My goodness, for some reason you are the last person I would have thought would have gone to cosmetology school... What do you do now, if you dont mind me asking?
I think this is all mostly because of the prejudices I ahve towards the girls which study 'hair and beauty' in my college.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 14:21:04
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I went to cosmetology school, so I can cut a mean head of hair. Woo!
My goodness, for some reason you are the last person I would have thought would have gone to cosmetology school... What do you do now, if you dont mind me asking?
I think this is all mostly because of the prejudices I ahve towards the girls which study 'hair and beauty' in my college.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 14:20:10
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
I went to cosmetology school, so I can cut a mean head of hair. Woo!
My goodness, for some reason you are the last person I would have thought would have gone to cosmetology school... What do you do now, if you dont mind me asking?
I think this is all mostly because of the prejudices I ahve towards the girls which study 'hair and beauty' in my college.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 09:35:36
Can any of you lick your elbow?
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 08:03:48
Let's see. I can flare my nostrils. I am also double jointed in ONE thumb, but that is not much a talent, per say.
I went to cosmetology school, so I can cut a mean head of hair. Woo! |
| Malax |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 07:46:32
I can dislocate my thumbs and dislocate my shoulder. I can also have sex from about 2 feet away due to my extraordinaryly large penis.
(The first one is a lie) :)
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Newo |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 06:46:34
I can belch the alphabet and the Flintstones theme song (appropriate eh) and sometimes feel what people are thinking or where they're looking if my back is turned.
--
"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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| remig |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 06:18:59
I can put a (cooked) spaghetti in my nose, breathe deep and throw it out from my mouth.
I can touch my right ear with my right hand in curious kind of way.
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 05:11:45
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
I can jiggle my eyeballs,
At first I read this as ' I can juggle my eyeballs'...
Boy was I afraid...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 10:20:57
:(
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 10:15:47
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Juggling is the one thing that has always annoyed me. Only bnecause i cant do it. altho, i havent really tried properly.I alays say im going too, but never do.ill larn one day.
I can do it really fast with 2 objects!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
I can both spell and use correct grammar.
Cue someone telling me I've said that wrong.
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 10:03:39
Well I would but the sheer amount of energy and focus necessry leaves me feeling drained for days...;) |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 10:01:43
hhaaha, I'd love to see that. go get a webcam and show us all!
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 09:53:46
um yeah its hard to describe.
Its more like shaking...
You keep shaking your eyes at me,
like some kind of shaking rock n roll band... |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 09:49:00
jiggle your eyeballs?
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 09:37:57
I can jiggle my eyeballs,
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 04:13:51
i can stilt-walk! but i always forget! was racking my brain then, trying to think of something slightly odd i can do!
was in a 'circus production' at high school, and i was one of the stilt walkers... not particuarly a skill, just a bit of balance and plenty of confidence... keep on meaning to pick up my stilts from my mum's house...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 18:33:06
LOL!!!! haha,
oh yeah, sorry, jim, I meant Butthead.never could tell the difference..
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| darkoutsider |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 18:29:29
quote:
Originally posted by glacial906
I can satisfy women in bed, or so I would like to think.
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
I know I can satisfy a women in bed. The Lord blessed me with the ability to roll my Rs. Comes in handy  .
- It's all in the mind... - |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 18:19:18
I can giggle like Beavis. someone just told me how scarily accurate it is.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
| El Barto |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 17:22:10
Butthead, you mean.
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 17:18:52
aww, thank you mike and icecream
man, you guys have to hear his beavis impression, it is uncanny!!!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| El Barto |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 16:52:12
I can wiggle my nostrils...err...I can sorta read minds. I dunno what else. I can match voices somewhat well. Hey Beavis...
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 09:55:00
I have become a master of stealing food from other peoples plates unbeknownst to them. |
