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TarTar Posted - 04/06/2004 : 13:34:21
It's baffles me how many people's sole purpose of posting on newsgroups and message boards is to be a complete dickhole. Honestly. And I have to say, to all the detractors of The Swimmer and his many pseudonyms/aliases, the guy isn't all that bad compared to what is out there on most other message boards. I'd go as far as saying he's strictly amusing, and insightful in a weird way. I mean, on the Ween forum, it's just bad. You post anything about any subject, or you're bound to get a negative response that basically say "you're a fucking moron" and not much beyond that. They all think they're so clever and hardcore. They're probably the types where if you were to confront them with a half-assed macho facade in real life, they'd piss their pants and run home crying to mommy. But online, they think they're badasses. I'm flabbergasted by the lack of that behavior on the FB.net. I don't know what it is about this forum and it's subjects that has hindered that type of behaviour so typical of people online, but I gotsta say, it's very nice, because I post on these things to share my interests and obsessions with people and see what they think about it, not to deal with flaming and negavitivity. Let's just hope it stays that way.

"(insert clever quote here)"
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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 04/08/2004 : 13:26:38
I am going for a drink with ColdHeartOfStone!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 04/08/2004 : 09:49:15
We all what except Mel? Not that I want to confuse her or make her feel left out or anything...

So Dean, what time are we meeting Frank for fishing at the weekend? Oops, sorry, anyone under 1000 ignore that!


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Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 04/08/2004 : 08:06:55
Sorry, my English is a little ... uhhh... bad. :)

Just kidding Mel, y'know we all except you here!


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Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 04/08/2004 : 07:42:23
You mean he excepted a drink from a random guy?



Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 04/08/2004 : 07:27:24
We had to call it off... he accepted a drink from another guy at the bar.


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Cheeseman1000 Posted - 04/08/2004 : 07:14:23
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath

oh oh oh, what happened Homer? has cheeseman proposed, or was it bumble?im never sure which one youre more in to (excuse the pun)...



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?


Please. Give me some credit. Manc goes with Manc remember. I assumed it was Dean, looking to get some English coolness, following in the footsteps of his mentor by coming across the pond to marry some British sucker. Turns out, that sucker is HPM. Congratulations!


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Newo Posted - 04/08/2004 : 04:48:17
I SUPPOSE I´D HAVE TO DO MY BEST TO GET THEM HETTED UP, GYPSY.

--
"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
GypsyDeath Posted - 04/08/2004 : 03:19:26
oh oh oh, what happened Homer? has cheeseman proposed, or was it bumble?im never sure which one youre more in to (excuse the pun)...



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
andyn Posted - 04/08/2004 : 03:16:22
quote:
Originally posted by Mad Dawg

A little bird told me lots of fat people post here.



A fat bird told me that lots of little people post here.

Actually, I'm surprised to find that I now listen to FB a lot LESS than I used to before coming on this forum.
Mad Dawg Posted - 04/08/2004 : 02:48:53
This forum's main problem is it's members uteer lack of noteworthyness. Superficiality dominates most of the threads. An OK place to come to waste time but scarce on meaningful discussion. A little bird told me lots of fat people post here.
Malax Posted - 04/07/2004 : 19:22:16
Damn I always miss the football conversations. I like football.

I think I started a topic like this one a while back, its true this place is such a breath of fresh air in the world of foruming.



I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.

*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:30:41
To be fair, you can make all the jokes you want, but i wouldn't include 'I' in 'we', as in 'I' am not part of the womens team. I bet you are, you big netball-playing Irish-Canadian girly girl.


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BrendanT Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:23:26
I have heard that they suck all night long!

Sorry. Horribly sexist joke. I am really not like that but you just set yourself up too well.

Strummer-man
I had me a vision!

It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?!
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:22:10
Actually, the women's team was quite good for a while. But now we suck.


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BrendanT Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:18:08
We don't pluralize moose thank you.

Got to run guys.

Go you Reds!

I am Irish in heart and mind but a proud Canadian by location.

I will be overseas for the Christmas break this year. Edinburgh for New Years!

Strummer-man
I had me a vision!

It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?!
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:15:07
Hey, we've cloned Strachan and pretended to 'poach' him from Plymouth Argyle. Rupert Lowe is an evil genius!

And homer, I'll have you know we won the Zenith Data Systems cup in recent memory, so there.

Brendan, how do you know about football? You're Canadian, aren't you preoccupied with ice hockey and mooses?


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BrendanT Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:13:41
S'Hampton are on course to win the Milk Cup, the Nationwide Summer Invitational and the Women's Reserve squad title. Right?

Strummer-man
I had me a vision!

It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?!
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:09:46
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Actually, Southampton are on schedule to win the treble this season. You just wait, you'll see...


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Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Treble what!?!?!?

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
BrendanT Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:07:59
Not without Mr. Strachan at the helm.

What a shame that Arsehole aren't going to come close to Notts Forest record for consecutive wins. Owen seems to be in form and will show Thierry how to finish this weekend. Although I think Henry still remembers how to score just isn't at the crucial time.

Strummer-man
I had me a vision!

It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?!
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:03:44
Actually, Southampton are on schedule to win the treble this season. You just wait, you'll see...


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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 04/07/2004 : 14:02:06
I hope you're right Brendan. I hate the Arse with a passion!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
BrendanT Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:59:13
If the Reds beat the Arsholes on Saturday......Chelsea will win the Prem!!!!!
You heard it hear first.

Oh ya! The Islanders will beat Tampa in seven.

Strummer-man
I had me a vision!

It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?!
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:58:17
And lets face it, you'd be wrong even if you tried.


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BrendanT Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:57:20
I am so s......m...........r..............t!!!!!!!!!!!!


Strummer-man
I had me a vision!

It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?!
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:54:39
Yes there is actually.

I was wrong about Milan, they have just been beaten 4-0!!!

Can you believe it? I certainly can't and I bet they can't either.

They have looked near impossible to beat all season and they go and get wholloped when they looked home and dry. I am gobsmacked!!! Thats is why football is the greatest game on earth!!!

I wouldn't like to try to predict who will win it now. Who knows? Not I.

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:52:49
quote:
Originally posted by John Dark

I'm a jackass, but I'm still new. You all haven't had a chance to get to know me yet.



Oh, we know you well enough, SWIMMER!!!



Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:51:54
quote:
Originally posted by Newo

This is indeed a good forum - there´s a refreshing lack of people who write in caps. For me that is an important distinction.

--
"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.




THIS IS JUST TOO EASY...COULDN'T STAND NOT TO REPLY. SORRY. I AM WEAK.



Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:49:57
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Anyway, back to the topic.

I love you all. Something really nice happened today with someone on here and it has cheered me up and reaffirmed my faith in this forum.

I will say it again. I love you all guys. I mean it.







Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!



Is there something you want to share with us?



Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:11:54
Anyway, back to the topic.

I love you all. Something really nice happened today with someone on here and it has cheered me up and reaffirmed my faith in this forum.

I will say it again. I love you all guys. I mean it.







Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:01:50
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Hey Adnan, can you believe Monaco beat Madrid tonight?

I am very happy about that, though not as happy as I was that Arsenal got knocked out.

Do you hate Monaco, being a PSG fan?

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!



Of course I was supporting Monaco, I am a PSG fan but also a chauvinist

Yeah, it was incredible, I really didn't expect them to win. They were definitely better. I didn't see the other match (Arsenal/Chelsea). I would have loved to see Arsenal win that one (mainly because of Henry) but I didn't really care about the score.

It will be difficult to beat Chelsea!







Milan will win the cup. I have been saying that for a while.

They are awesome this season.

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
John Dark Posted - 04/07/2004 : 11:22:02
I'm a jackass, but I'm still new. You all haven't had a chance to get to know me yet.
GypsyDeath Posted - 04/07/2004 : 05:17:51
By the way Newo , how long do you think it will be before some one replies to you post in caps?



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
GypsyDeath Posted - 04/07/2004 : 05:16:22
I have to agree, I too have been on avarious amount of forums, but left quite soon after (with the exception of one)..
I do think that it is purelybecause they would be out numbered, and there are a very few amount of people who would actually find such behaviour amusing, and therefore very few whowould encourage such characters - bullies need to do so in a pack..that they wont find here.



Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars

Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
Newo Posted - 04/07/2004 : 04:41:15
This is indeed a good forum - there´s a refreshing lack of people who write in caps. For me that is an important distinction.

--
"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 04/07/2004 : 01:33:51
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Hey Adnan, can you believe Monaco beat Madrid tonight?

I am very happy about that, though not as happy as I was that Arsenal got knocked out.

Do you hate Monaco, being a PSG fan?

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!



Of course I was supporting Monaco, I am a PSG fan but also a chauvinist

Yeah, it was incredible, I really didn't expect them to win. They were definitely better. I didn't see the other match (Arsenal/Chelsea). I would have loved to see Arsenal win that one (mainly because of Henry) but I didn't really care about the score.

It will be difficult to beat Chelsea!




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