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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 15:05:28
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 03:55:30
ayy! the fonz! I thought id marry that guy...!!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 00:49:58
quote:
Originally posted by SpudBoy
Holy sheepfuckers!
Have you been spying on me over at the farm?! |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 19:39:22
Whoa KoK!!! Do you realize what you're saying? You were 10 in 77 when the king died. 10 - 77 is 67!!! and it's 76 degrees!!! that's 67 backwards!!! Holy sheepfuckers!
I'm gonna go get drunk and pee on the forum sofa again...all this fightin' has by blood up.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 16:42:55
Oooooo! I real live woman that's putty in my hands! That would be a whole lot better than what I'm used to lately. Which tends to be, a nude picture of a real live woman, a tissue, and a big gob of lotion in my hands. |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 16:36:01
now you're making it worse! oh, i can't be angry at someone who's pretending to be the fonz... now all you gotta do is dance like him in that weezer video and i'll be putty in your hands. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 16:27:54
AAAAAAAYYYYYY!
Take it easy Mrs. B. G. |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 16:24:15
hey, don't make fun of the fonz! even if he is old, there's no need to stoop so low. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 16:07:12
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
LOL  . Why can't everyone on here tonight be cool like you KOK?
That's because when I was born I sucked up all the cool. Let's look at the evidence shall we?
KOK born 6/7/67 okay, 6767 the sign of the incredibly cool.
Arthur Fonzarelli - the epitome of cool in the early Seventies.
Elvis dies of a drug overdose in 1977. I was only ten at the time but Elvis knew he only had three good years of coolness left before I hit puberty, the real cool hormones kick in and I dethrone his fat ass.
The stress of that reality on his health was more than apparent at the time of his death.
Here I am today spending the entire day making posts on an internet forum it's a sunny 76 degree day out, the first day of my greatly needed vacation.
Talk about being cool.
Here's Fonzie today
NERD ALERT!
Need I say more? |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:56:58
Yeah, we've arranged a Fight Club style dealey. Looks like you got there first though.
I'll give you a good pasting if you call me Cheesespread again though (is that a semi-pun would you say, paste/spread)...
Plus, I'm going to assume your a great bloated, unwashed greaser until I see proof, so ner.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:52:36
Awe I love you Cheesespread!!!
If you saw me though, you'd know I'm far from fat. I am an oaf though.
You're right about the sarcasm. That's why I overdo the smileys sometimes, 'cos I know people interpret things in different ways.
Now be off with you, Carolynanna is waiting for you behind the bike sheds.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:46:13
Sheesh, fine. [mumbles not apologetically at all and holds out hand in pretend half-hearted handshake].
Heh heh.
I think the problem is that its really not possible to distil my subtle strain of sarcasm into text, and therein lies the rub. Best thing is to read my posts like I'm not taking them remotely seriously, and then you'll get closer to the truth.
That said, I really do think you're probably some fat Northern oaf, who hasn't washed in six months. A rank Manc.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:42:48
Oh by the way KOK, sorry for ruining your topic.
It was shit though. 
KIDDING!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:35:59
Oh for god sake forget it.
If you can't see you were wrong for getting involved then fine but I don't think many would agree, wether Crouton and I were being stupid or not.
Can I expect you to be OK with me now Cheeseman?
Come on, give me a hug.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:34:22
Oh for god sake forget it.
If you can't see you were wrong for getting involved then fine but I don't think many would agree, wether Crouton and I were being stupid or not.
Can I expect you to be OK with me now Cheeseman?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:33:38
To be fair, I feel like I've walked into the middle of something, and now even the girls are ganging up on me to make fun. Its just like being back at school...
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:29:39
meow! |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:25:43
cat-fight! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:25:40
Yeah, I'm bang out of order. See me defend myself. I think you've already written somewhere that there's no need to get like that on an internet forum. Maybe I'll go and talk to some real people now.
PS Nathan, it would be a real shame if you quit here, I'd miss you around.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:24:25
LOL . Why can't everyone on here tonight be cool like you KOK?
I can't believe after a barrage from one member who is normally cool, another, who is also normally cool, decides he is gonna try and piss them both off more for no reason at all.
What the hell is wrong with people tonight?
Must be something in the air.
I don't like arguing. I hate it in fact.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:20:46
I want to sleep at Nana's tonight! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:19:25
Cheeseman why get involved? You are just as bad by doing that. I am just defending myself from insults as you too would do so please don't be so patronising and just stay out of this. Comments like yours do absolutely nothing to help and I don't expect them from someone I like and get on with. Crouton has already admitted he was out of order. Now you are as well.
No need. None at all.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:19:13
Mommy?... Daddy?...Why are you fighting?
You two are causing me some disturbing flashbacks! Quit it, or I'm going to my room to play with my Hot Wheels until all the shouting stops. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:13:24
I would probably say get a life the both of you.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:08:40
Oh my god you loser. You have just finally lost it. I am not even going to go into why that post is so sad, 'cos everyone who reads it will understand, except you 'cos you clearly have problems you need to deal with urgently. I honestly thought it was immaturity but now I know it's a lot worse than that.
Keep your pictures of heads, keep your penguins and get over it. ther are so many more important things in life that I am no longer interested.
Seriously, get help!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:06:38
i want to click but i'm not going to. or should i? uh, now i want to know what it is... |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 15:04:40
quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Whenever I mention a penguin
This happens alot in everyday conversations does it?
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 14:54:07
Umm...hahahaha....his head got ripped off. Of course the body is going to do some weird shit! But hey, whatever.
And yes, I was serious. I think it was more of a preminition than anything with your little "Learn how to interpret people's posts." Also your little penguin habit that has been going on ever since the "What is your favorite animal?" thread. Whenever I mention a penguin you come in and go "Penguin? They're my penguins!". You're going to say "Huhuh, asshole, it's obviously joking." and I know it's joking...but it just gets extremely old, especially when I'm the one who brought the topic of penguins up in the first place. Ever since I said they were my favorite animal you've been a penguin whore, basically. Hahaha..oh man...next Photoshop project: A Prostitute Penguin! Yes! Bahaha, I hope I can do what I'm picturing in my mind. Ahahahaha...oh man. Anywho...a bit trivial? Yes. But hey, that's my problem, right?
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 14:47:48
Not just the fact that it's vertical, it's also facing the wrong way. It's facing back to the way he came from. You'll be telling me it spun around next. Seriously, the amount of internet fake pics is unbelievable. I know it could be real but I just really don't think it is and I'm normally not a sceptical person at all.
And on another matter, why have I been annoying the hell out of you lately? And don't say you were joking 'cos you wouldn't put such a random thing if you weren't serious.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 14:45:48
Not just the fact that it's vertical, it's also facing the wrong way. It's facing back to the way he came from. You'll be telling me it spun around next. Seriously, the amount of internet fake pics is unbelievable. I know it could be real but I just really don't think it is and I'm normally not a sceptical person at all.
And on another matter, why have I been annoying the hell out of you lately? And don't say you were joking 'cos you wouldn't put such a random thing if you weren't serious.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 13:19:08
Crouton
Thank's for the help with my diet. |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 13:00:52
That's what I was thinking too. I thought to myself, "How can it be vertical like that?" But that's why it's on an URBAN LEGENDS REFERENCE SITE for God's sake! Anyone else with me on this? You've been annoying the hell out of me lately, haha. *Sigh*
But be that way. It's real. The people at Snopes do their work and they do it well.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 12:44:27
Right I don't have to time to explain to you why it's a fake right now 'cos I am about to eat my dinner but trust me, it has to be a fake.
It's all to do with the positioning of his head.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 12:22:38
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I also saw this photo but it's clearly a fake.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
No, actually. It isn't. That's why it's horribly disgusting. You can see for yourself. It's real.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/decapitate.asp
"Origins: The item quoted above, about a man who was decapitated when he climbed over the railing of an interstate highway while fleeing police and fell onto a wrought-iron fence, describes a real incident that took place in Atlanta on the afternoon 15 February 2003. (The text was taken verbatim from an article which appeared in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution the following day.) Several members of the Atlanta Fire Department who responded to the call verified that the pictures displayed above were indeed taken at the scene of the incident."
So yeah...I may be squeemish but I'm not dumb. Not fake at all.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 12:16:38
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Warning! Only for individuals that can handle extremely graphic images!
If you can not handle the reality of the intense graphic nature of these images, do not click on this link!!
You have been forewarned!
KOK
http://images.google.com/images?q=graphs&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&edition=us
YOU SICK BASTARD!!!
How the hell could you post something like that!?!?!?
Seriously KofK, you should not have posted that. I thought you meant sick as in someone cut in half, not THAT!!! You need to have a long look at yourself in the mirror pal!!! In fact I think you should be banned from ever coming here again. I've a good mind to get you in serious trouble over this.
Not amused!!!
For anyone who has not clicked on the link. DO NOT CLICK ON IT!!!, there is nothing to gain and you will regret it. I do.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/05/2004 : 12:11:51
quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
I'm too squeemish to click...
A couple of days ago I was at www.snopes.com (You know, the urban legends site) and went to the "photo gallery" section of it. Although in bright red it said (Warning: Disturbing Images) I didn't think they'd show too much. Well there are photos of a guy who was decapitated by a wrought-iron fence. He was running away from the police, fell off of a bridge or something and one of the spikes on the fence caught his head... There's just a head on top of the fence and the body at the bottom and tons of blood...ick! Disgusting. My fault, I know, but jeeze...EWW.
 www.angelfire.com/mo/frankblacktabs/images/rockandrollpower2.gif" border="0">"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
I also saw this photo but it's clearly a fake.
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